[kenth]

What is wrong with people?

Rayon? Del Monte? Naming your kid after liquor? Good grief.

Sounds like that Seinfeld in which George wants to name his kid Seven.

How about the natural, Oscar Mayer. Having a song about him could really boost his self-esteem, which is most important in school these days.

My offspring has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R,
My offspring has a second name,
It's M-A-Y-E-R...

[drlevy88]

I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Meyer wiener,
That is what I'd never want to be-ee-ee,
For if I were an Oscar Meyer wiener,
There would soon be nothing left of... me.

[Fzob]

What is wrong with people?

I think pure unadulterated cultural ignorance or stupidity is the only answer.

A few years ago I read in a magazine about the ten stupidest names given kids born in Philly that year. The winner was some poor kid that got the name Shithead. Pronounced Shi'thead. I can just picture his poor teacher the first day of school.