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Brand names: Some Americans are naming their children after consumer products
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| 11/15/03
| Gene Edward Veith
Posted on 11/08/2003 3:43:15 AM PST by rhema
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To: Fzob
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posted on
11/08/2003 12:08:15 PM PST
by
carpio
To: Fzob
For several years I've been saying that it won't belong before you'll see some football players at Texas A&M named "DOWNLOAD JONES", "HARD DRIVE WASHINGTON" and "GIGA BITE SMITH". My wife says one of the cheer leaders will be named "MIRACLE WHIP".
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
11/08/2003 12:22:52 PM PST
by
aruanan
To: Qwinn
There was a girl in my junior high school named Star Hash.
My ex-inlaws had neighbors who were named Mycock. His name was Jack and her's was Pat. NO SH*T!
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posted on
11/08/2003 12:23:41 PM PST
by
Looking4Truth
(I'm in one of 'those' moods again....)
To: independentmind
My sister-in-law often encounters disadvantaged children in her job. A few years ago she worked with a set of twins named Princess and Precious. Well that way when they grow up to be crack ho's they don't need aliases. :-)
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posted on
11/08/2003 12:26:24 PM PST
by
Looking4Truth
(I'm in one of 'those' moods again....)
To: Looking4Truth
Then there's the woman who named her son "Pa Juh Mus". Said she took the name from the sleepwear section of the Sears and Roebuck catalog.
To: rhema
My wife was on a flight and heard a woman call her daughter. Her daughter's name, Areola.
From dictionary.com:
2. (Anat. & Med.) The colored ring around the nipple, or around a vesicle or pustule.
I also found a slightly different spelling that means:
A circle of light or radiance surrounding the head or body of a representation of a deity or holy person; a halo.
I don't know which one she meant or whether she even knew but it's too close for comfort for me.
I forgot what comedian it was but he was talking about how bad kids names were and that they might as well call their kids, Falloplia or Testicleese.
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posted on
11/08/2003 12:41:19 PM PST
by
Lx
(Wanted badly, PIX software version 5.1 or a 16mb flash card for a 520. Can you say desperate?)
To: Qwinn
I can beat that. In college, I knew a girl named Anita Hurt, and another named Anita Miracle. When I worked for the University of Kentucky, there was a woman working for Henderson Community College (in the U.K. system) whose name was Gaye Midget. I could go on and on here...I've been collecting funny names for years.
One of the best (true story): My sister used to work in L.A. as an admittance clerk in a hospital that specialized in providing malleable penile implants for impotent men. One day, an oriental man came in for an implant. His name was HUNG DONG! (A few years later, there was an item on the news about a man named Hung Dong who was arrested in L.A. for running a Vietnamese prostitution ring. I suspect strongly that it was the same man.)
To: Bon mots
My cousin knows of a black woman who named her daughter Placenta.
To: independentmind
There was a girl (Phillipino immigrant) who went to my high school, whose real name was Queenie.
To: Fifth Business
Yep. There used to be a young black woman who was a cashier at the Harris-Teeter supermarket in Florence, South Carolina, by the name of Latrina. She was oblivious to the implications of her name.
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
One of my friends knows a man--a used car dealer--in Fayetteville, North Carolina, whose name is Joe Blow.
To: mhking
understood. when i was a child, a classmate of mine was named Montgomery Ward _________.
his mother said that without a father on his birth certificate, that he would need something to make him "classy" and besides she liked to shop in the "big book".
i plan to memorialize this sort of "poor bokra" culture by naming the Governor of MS, in my new novel "Sons of Blood & Daughters of Fire", Sears Roebuck Snopes.
free dixie,sw
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posted on
11/08/2003 12:47:48 PM PST
by
stand watie
(Resistence to tyrants is obedience to God. -Thomas Jefferson)
To: carpio
"There's a hole in Daddy's arm, where all the money goes...."
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posted on
11/08/2003 12:49:30 PM PST
by
JoJo Gunn
(Help control the Leftist population - have them spayed or neutered ©)
To: Renfield
The worst name ever, and I kid you not, was a woman who named her daughter Clymadia.
People this ignorant deserve none of the rewards of citizenship.
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posted on
11/08/2003 12:51:46 PM PST
by
lavrenti
("Tell your momma and your poppa, sometimes good guys don't wear white." The Standells)
To: NewHampshireDuo
I knew a girl named Ivy Bush in college.
To: rhema
The very best name I've heard belongs to a onetime student in my wife's third grade class(she teaches spec ed). The boy was named Neosynepherine Nyquil + his mama's family name. He made the news locally a few years later for being in an accident but in the paper he was Neo.
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posted on
11/08/2003 12:58:56 PM PST
by
arthurus
(When the other shoe drops, look out for the cleats!)
To: Qwinn
Soon the Jones' family will be naming their little boys Dow. The matriarch of the Lynch family will be named Merrill. I don't know Merrill but I have met Dow. He is 8 now.
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posted on
11/08/2003 1:02:02 PM PST
by
arthurus
(When the other shoe drops, look out for the cleats!)
To: Fzob
kid that got the name ShitheadThere are many of these, and Placentas, and a few Vaginas&Vageenas. My wife has taught one each.
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posted on
11/08/2003 1:05:11 PM PST
by
arthurus
(When the other shoe drops, look out for the cleats!)
To: drlevy88
"Shithead" As I said, there are quite a few of these now and it is the schools that generally mpose and enforce the Shi-THE-id pronunciation. Daddies and Mom's boyfriends stick with the more traditional sound.
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posted on
11/08/2003 1:08:12 PM PST
by
arthurus
(When the other shoe drops, look out for the cleats!)
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