180 pounds of nuclear material missing in Canada

WABC | November 7, 2003 | John Loftus

[Allan]

John Loftus now on Batchelor Alexander WABC reports: A student of Nuclear Engineering at McMaster University Hamilton, Ontario. has disappeared along with 180 pounds of nuclear waste stolen from the university's nuclear reactor. This happened several months ago but an alert has been ordered tonight in the USA and Canada. His name is ? Adnan al-ShoukriJumai, 27 years old, a Saudi national. A search is underway. The fear is that they may hijack a cargo plane in Canada. I hope to provide further details later on this thread.

[geopyg]

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace.

So, here's one plan:

1. The US will apologize to the world for ur "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't
need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" -

[No Blue States]

We need to drill in Alaska, the gulf, anywhere to get off the terrorists nations black crack.
BTW, I did hear some Iraqi oil(gas) had made it to CA recently, and the price of gas dropped too.
Probably Just a drop in the bucket in the overall US consumption.

[meanie monster]

I heard the oil will flow through Israel to Russia, and then to the U.S. I heard that from Mike Savage. Note, Sharone just met with Putin.

However, I don't what to believe anymore.

[No Blue States]

Wasnt some part of Russia supposed to come online and make a major dent in our oil consumption?
Thought i read that some time ago..
Im not sure how good it would be to be dependant on Russia either.
We need another spindletop.
I only trust Israel now. And Those in the UK who support Tony Blair.
That excludes democrats too, except Zell Miller.

[BJungNan]

What is the significance of the picture of the jelly fish you posted?

[No Blue States]

fyi Spindletop: An important large texas oil discovery that helped supply us during ww2.

[meanie monster]

I dunno, however if what Savage said is true, it will surely piss off the OPECKERS! lol

[No Blue States]

Thats not a jellyfish, its a man-i war!
heh

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

If any nuclear explosions occur in the U.S. as a result of this, I vote for returning some of our nuclear material on Riyadh, Meccah, and Medina:

Agreed.

[Qwinn]

For the record, Robin Williams did not write that whole thing. It is believed widely that he did, but it has been debunked. He only wrote the last line:

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"

And his name citing that one line became understood as his having written the whole thing.

By my understanding, Robin Williams is actually an anti-war liberal. I could be wrong in that, but I don't think so.

Qwinn

[Indie]

You and BeckisRight...STOP all of this joking around about nuking Mecca.
I thinks it is disgusting that you would get my HOPES up like that when I know good and well we don't have the balls to do it. :))

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

1) Nuclear waste can't cause a nuclear explosion.

True enough. But a large quantity of nuclear waste COULD be used to contaminate a densely populated region -- NYC, for example -- if effectively dispersed by a conventional explosive or the crash of a commercial aircraft. Think about it.

[LayoutGuru2]

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[No Blue States]

Williams from a comedy act at a May 24, 2000 DNC’s "Tribute to President Clinton:"

"We’re here tonight because of the Shrub, you know who I’m talking about. George W. Bush, Jr. The W stands for ‘where the Hell is it?’ You know, you look at George W. and you realize some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some get it as a graduation gift. So sad. I just want to ask the Secret Service, is it true that his Secret Service code name is Gilligan?"

Yeah, Mork is a pile.

[No Blue States]

STOP all of this joking around about nuking Mecca.
Because Medina might get jealous, we need to be inclusive.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

What about Shania Twain and Pamela Anderson?

They are now safely here in the USA. We can nuke Canada post haste.

[meanie monster]

Hey, what is so significant about the square black box thingy that muslims flock too? It is really creepy looking.

[No Blue States]

Im not sure but i think it is a gay bath house.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

High-level waste (i.e., stuff that emits heavily) can cause radiation sickness. Low-level waste is likely to give you cancer in 20 years or cause you to have FLKs.

AND, any amount of NW can and will render any area that has been comtaminated ECONOMICALLY AND OTHERWISE USELESS. Think NYC, DC, etc.

[Indie]

By my understanding, Robin Williams is actually an anti-war liberal. I could be wrong in that, but I don't think so.

You aren't wrong. RW is an A**hole.