SCOTT IN SICK LACI LIE TO LOVER

NY Post.com ^ | Nov 7, 2003 | HOWARD BREUER

[oceanperch]

LOL 54 posts befor the "Who the hell Cares" poster shows up.

He is late.

[GulliverSwift]

I'm surprised I was the first this time.

I still can't believe there were 53 posts not ridiculing the story before mine.

[Devil_Anse]

It's still a guess! Whatever it was, Distaso did not want to go there.

Other times people will look at the judge and say, "Can I say it?" When this happens, it means the person being testified about said something really obscene. So the witness is not sure they can say the dirty words in the courtroom. Invariably, the judge says to go ahead, and then the witness says, "Okay... well, then he said, 'F*** the G***** cops! They can stick it up their ***!!!'" Or some such equally humorous thing.

So at first glance I thought maybe Scott had said something like, "F*** you!" to Brocchini. But then I remembered how COURTEOUS everyone said Scott was; he would never say such a thing!

[oceanperch]

How is the Blake trial going? I have not seen it covered except when the laywer and gunman were playing ring around the posey.

[Devil_Anse]

Really? Are we sure? If so, that might be another piece of the puzzle!

I know they are saying there would be tool marks, if she had been dismembered. But btw, somewhere in that testimony, they said he had a SAW lying there in that warehouse.

[oceanperch]

The usaul "who the hell cares" guy seems to hit before 15 posts and earlier in the morning. : )

[lightning]

I truly wish we could could keep this tabloid BS off of this site. Good grief, don't we get enough of it on cable and the nets?

[Velveeta]

Sounds like your beef is with the cable shows and I can't help you there.

If you're sick of the FR threads on the subject, lucky for you that you don't have to "click" on the thread, eh?

[Devil_Anse]

ROFLMAO!!! You are eliminating yourself from the jury pool--at the same time as eliminating HIM from the gene pool! Hey, good trick!!

Meanwhile there's some poor sturgeon out there with with a bullet in her, who's mourning for her caviar!!

[GulliverSwift]

"If you're sick of the FR threads on the subject, lucky for you that you don't have to "click" on the thread, eh?"

True enough. I'm just sick of hearing about these stories at all. And since I have no influence on the cable channels which prefer talking about these crap stories rather than real news like nuclear proliferation in the Middle East and Central Asia, I just wanted to blow off some steam.

[Velveeta]

LOL. Got it, thanks!

[Velveeta]

Gloriously courteous! What did you think of the cross examination so far? I'm not at all impressed with McAllister, quite the verbal stumbler.

[oceanperch]

Congradulation your the number 2 "who the hell cares" guy of the day.

[Devil_Anse]

ROFL!!!

Things must be picking up!!

[Velveeta]

I'm sure! No saw marks, either.

AUTOPSY DIAGNOSES

1.) Female body with:

A. Absence of each radius, each ulna and both hands

B. Absence of both feet and left tibia and fibula

C. Absence of head and cervical vertebrae 1-6

D. Absence of thoracoabdominal viscera

2.) Gravid uterus: fetus, placenta and the umbilical cord absent, with opening
near fundus. Cervix intact and closed.

3.) Extensive changes of immersion, postmortem animal feeding, tidal effect
and decomposition, estimated postmortem interval : months

4.) Multiple rib fractures (left 5 and 6, right 9)

CAUSE OF DEATH UNDETERMINED

COMMENTS: The absence of body parts in this case may simply be attributable
to postmortem change, animal feeding, and tidal action , there is no evidence of
Tool marks on remaining bones of the extremites or on the thoracic vertebral
column. Toxicology testing performed on skeletal muscle is positive only for
caffeine and PEA (decomposition product.)

[Devil_Anse]

"This time"? How often do you visit these threads?

For your information, we are not taking applications for ridiculers at this time. Constitution Day, Chancellor Palpatine, and Tijeras Slim have been doing an excellent job for us, and we have no intention of letting them go! In fact, we are thinking of giving them a bonus by signing them up with a news service so they can receive daily Laci Peterson updates!

[Devil_Anse]

OP, how could you ignore the efforts of our fine resident "who the hell cares" guys? Tijeras Slim and Constitution Day were in here b/f the 8th post!

It's just that they do it so tastefully and skillfully...

[Velveeta]

I just wanted to blow off some steam

Well then, feel free to blow away. ROFL

[Lucky2]

I hate to say this because he is innocent until proven guilty but geeze, he's looking guiltier and guiltier!
Someone said that the pool was drained, does anyone know when?

[Velveeta]

Lightning may I introduce you to Gulliver? Gulliver....Lightning.