DFU SONG: If I Were a Rich Man (watch Joe Leiberman go for a Tony Award!)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 11-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

BROADWAY JOE LEIBERMAN -- THE HARDEST WORKING SENATOR IN SHOW BUSINESS!

MIDI - IF I WERE A RICH MAN

If I were a rich man...then I wouldn't have to act on weekends for the extra bucks
My wife spends each single cent I earn...I can tell you, friends, it sucks

If I were a rich man...I would not have to be staying up so late to learn my lines
Just one job would be so very nice...yes, indeed, my life would be so fine

But when I'm having thoughts that are presidential...money just doesn't grow on trees
I need this extra job...it's essential...'cause lunches aren't free
And so I work, work, work...improving projection...so they can hear me in the back
I can't face rejection...I hope I don't get...sacked

If I were a rich man...then I wouldn't have to worry about getting matching funds
I could just go out and be myself...not have to work off my buns

If I were a rich man...then I wouldn't have to compromise and feel like a whore
I did that the last time that I ran...with that boring nitwit Albert Gore

[doug from upland]

Credit to you for the photo and inspiration.

[doug from upland]

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[Mo1]

LOL ..

[Fawnn]

Bravo! Encore!

[doug from upland]

Spelling error --- how could I forget that Joe's last name begins with "lie."

[doug from upland]

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