I have indeed, heard thy pleas and desires, thou good and faithful servant, who art pleasing in My sight. Therefore shall I reveal unto thee, My purpose and My mind, thus:
2. Through Me, all things art possible. Therefore I sayeth unto thee, Mojo, obeyest thou the law with good heart;
3. All of My children of many lands, are precious and beautiful in My sight;
4. Turn then, thy eyes toward My first response, wherein thou mayest find thy answer;
5. The creators of medicine wish first, that they doest no harm unto thee. Those of My children, who art precious in My sight, who mayest read those words in confusion, or those who possess no caffeine in their veins, and are to be pitied, are deserving of thy help in wisdom. Deny them not thy aid, for I am with them;
6. Those unhappy souls, who harbor little love in their hearts for thee, yea, even they art blessed in My sight. For from these, thou shalt see the paths of sorrow and torment of the heart and spirit, and thus shalt thou knowest when to turn aside from wrath and ignorance. My word shalt thee follow, as if it proceedeth from a hundred mouths;
7. My child, Job, was possesed of such faith as to be held as example of My infinite love for thee, yea, even unto your days, Mojo. For I sayeth unto thee, even in Job's deepest despair, his faith was shaken not. Be like unto him, for I shall be with thee, yea, even as thou drivest the highways;
8. Ye shalt have patience with even these of My children, for their purpose, when served, shall further glorify My design;
9. My child, whom you otherwise callest "Tomkow", hideth many secrets within his veil. Some he shalt share with thee, whereupon thou shalt not fear what is contained within, for I am with thee;
10. My child, whom you otherwise call "Goddess", She who is beloved of Heaven and Earth, all praise to Her name, verily shall She journey to and fro, and up and down the beach, in Her search for that which is Her goal. Sharest thou with Her your patience and strength, for I sayeth unto thee, She shall truly find Her place, even unto oceanfront and central air;
11. Thy concern for the animals of the fields truly reveals thy glad and caring heart, O My child, Mojo. Verily, I sayeth unto thee, thy fears must needs be put to rest, for naught is done that I shalt not permit;
12. All children, who art shining as gems and jewels in My sight, shalt recieve of thy compassion and care in their affliction, given unto them from thy hands with glad and smiling countenance. Got that?
13. Turnest thou, thy eyes toward Response #5, being the fifth number, wherein thou shalt find truth revealed unto thee;
14. Meddle not in the punishment of the Lord thy God, who is just in His mercy and His anger. Turnest thou thy eyes from this unfortunate, lest thy waist expand in turn;
15. Turnest thou, thy eyes toward My previous response, being the fourteenth number, wherein thou shalt find truth revealed unto thee;
16. My good and faithful servant, who truly resides this day in Heaven, dost enjoy the fruits and vegetables of his labors;
17. Seekest thou the truth, by way of My prophet on Earth, the Great Google, whereby which your desire shalt be seen;
18. Avert thy eyes, so full of innocence, from this sight, O My child Mojo, lest thou joinest that one as a pillar of wood three cubits in height;
19. Truly I sayeth unto thee, My child Mojo, those who dwelleth in the land across the sea, who revileth thy nation with pithy words, even such as they art children of My mind, precious in My sight, who have but fallen from My grace in their naughtiness;
20. Truly I sayeth unto thee, Mojo, that even the brightest and most brilliant mind cannot approach the mind of the Lord thy God, in this which, the concept was Mine alone, and My faithful servant, obedient in My sight, made of it a copy, as a child might mimic the works of the father;
21. This afflicted one, O My child Mojo, truly is worthy of both pity and of scorn - pity for his affliction, and scorn for his lack of shame;
22. Verily, this unfortunate child of My heart, whose girth is the stuff of legend, does eat of the gumbo and jambalaya, which art the foods of the lands beyond the marshes and swamps, wherefore art found those people known unto you as the "Cajun";
23. Question not My judgement upon thee, O My child Mojo, for reasons of thy affliction, for truly I sayeth unto thee, the issue is touchy;
24. Even the lowliest creature that creeps upon the land, or swims in the deeps, or flies through the airs, are precious to Me. Consider their gossamer webs in the dewy mornings, and the inspirations even these have given my child, whom thou callest Bentfeather, weaver of words, even as the spider weaves;
25. I sayest unto thee, their fortunes will change next year;
26. She who is known unto thee as Cher, posesseth but one covering for her head, for which she alters her appearence - she merely changes it for each situation, for she is bald;
27. Turnest thou, thy eyes toward the twenty-third response, being the fourth response before this, wherein thou shalt find truth revealed unto thee - the apple is a sign unto thee, and a reminder of that transgression;
28. Green tea contains that which is conducive to health, and can be drunk in great quantities - the hot dog contains that which is conducive to health, but thou shalt not eat of it in mass, lest thou surely go;
29. Thou shalt not eat of any unclean thing, as told unto thee - so waffles AND pancakes are pleasing in My sight;
30. My precious child Mojo, fair in the eyes of Man, whose beauty proceedeth from My hands unto thee, thy hair is but one facet upon the fabulous jewel of price wich is even thee, so get used to it;
31. I indeed, have seen the plight of she whom you otherwise call Mother, and truly I sayeth unto thee, your Mother has yet to use the greatest and most terrible of all powers which I bestowest upon the afflicted women, that which is known among men as THE GUILT TRIP;
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33. Turnest thou, thy eyes toward Response #1, being the first response, wherein thou shalt find truth revealed unto thee;
34. O My child Mojo, did you not see that, the doe fell to the hunter, so that the hunter could feed his four children at his home, and share the bounty of the hunt, which is venison, with his neighbors, who praised his name for providing for the hungry? That, and it was part of the plot line, but I digresseth;
35. O My child Mojo, compassionate in sharing, whatever other place would he, whom you call otherwise "Old Sarge", find sustenance as he watches the walls by night?
36. Turnest thou, thy eyes toward Response #32, being the thirty-second response, wherein thou shalt find truth revealed unto thee;
37. Truly I sayeth unto thee, your suspicions are not correct;
38. Those who cast their lures upon the waters, seek Me in the silence of the air, and the quiet of their hearts. And if they listen with care, trult they discover that I have been present all the time, at their side, wherever they may be.
As I am always at your side, O My child Mojo. Go therefore in My peace, with My understanding to guide you.
