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To: The Red Zone; .30Carbine
TE: George Felos seeks recognition of 'the right to die'. He's a traitor.

TRZ: And what do you want to bet that when he does get near the end, if he can he will find some way to end it quick by taking poison, not slow by cruel drying and hunger.

Or maybe he will have himself frozen so he can bless some future generation with his withered body and his half baked, perverted New Age amalgamations of Eastern philosophies and practices (of which he obviously, to me at least, has had little instruction and less experience), Judeo/Christian concepts (that he appears to sprinkle in as if from a salt shaker) and smattering of Wiccanism (which itself is a Walt Disney version of actual historically authentic pagan practices). 8^p

They will be thrilled! If he is revived sufficiently far into the future they will indeed feel blessed as it's certain that they will conclude that they've found the missing link which proves that God originally intended the Duck Billed Platypus to be His greatest creation and that mankind is merely the unfortunate result of two highly neurotic and oversexed bonobos who mated in a field of exposed uranium isotopes.

They will then embark on the "Felos Project" consisting of the simultaneous mass breeding and reintroduction of the Duck Billed Platypus to all hospitable landmasses on earth and the systematic suicide of all human beings, thenceforth known as "Benobmo Beings."

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My sincerest apologies to Free Republic, I stayed up late last night reading the second book in the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and I seem to have woken up this morning in some sort of reverse hyperliterary neo-spatial non-special continuum. Coffee seems to be having the effect of putting me back to sleep but I should be alright in a while if I take a Sominex and try napping on the treadmill set to Olympic Sprinter mode.
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But seriesly, consider the karma of Felos' actions and the likely outcome is not hard to imagine. In the year 2175 socialism has finally won out and the icy grip of "for the good of the Village" thinking has encrusted the minds of mankind like a New England ice storm in January. They find Felos resting peacefully like a forgotten package of meatballs in the bottom of a commercial meat locker.

They will then thaw him out, thoroughly treat whatever it was that was killing him, and haul him up before the authorities where, in a flagrantly expensive show trial, they will convict him of "a thoughtless waste of resources that could better be used to address the appalling inability of college graduates to understand the basic principles of condom application on long slender fruits and vegetables" and then promptly kill him (after a completely legal pronouncement of guilt of course). For his execution he will be ceremoniously heaved into the Peoples Alligator Pit (the alligator being the new national bird, in spite of its being a reptile, due to its laudable practice, for the good of the species, of eating its own kind).

The following day a law will be passed forbidding anyone from ever thinking of Felos, the trial, his execution or for that matter this law. The lawmakers themselves will disappear without a word or a trace for having mentioned those things in the law.
Felos' freezer compartment will be sent to the Peoples Partially Public Postal Service and Condom Distribution Center
(branch office #PPPPS-CDC-69-4NAK8224GETYWELIV--0 in the town of Gov. Cheese Camp, VT) for use as a container for "undeliverable, unreturnable, undecipherable and generally wasteful of packing material mail".

845 posted on 11/07/2003 7:08:04 AM PST by TigersEye ("Where there is Felos there is nothing." - TigersEye)
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To: Theodore R.; Ohioan from Florida; lakey; pc93; Pegita; iowamomforfreedom; nickcarraway; ...
Look! God loves us! This is too, too funny!!

Moscow Soros

"The Moscow Soros Foundation has been expelled from its offices by around 40 men in camouflage representing the owner of the building who claimed the group had not paid the rent, Moscow Echo radio reported."

"The young people then came out with boxes of pornographic pictures which they strewed in front of the building in the presence of representatives of Sector-1, the building's owner, the Moscow Echo correspondent reported early Friday."

848 posted on 11/07/2003 7:22:11 AM PST by MarMema (KILLING ISN'T MEDICINE)
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To: TigersEye
LOL

I was hoping that someday in the future there would be a exhibit featuring him and others of his kind, properly stuffed and displayed as a scientific curiosity at the Museum of Bizarre Chapters in American History.
852 posted on 11/07/2003 7:30:27 AM PST by msmagoo
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To: TigersEye
Coffee seems to be having the effect of putting me back to sleep

Are you sure it was coffee and not "a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea"?

867 posted on 11/07/2003 8:12:39 AM PST by libravoter (Live from the People's Republic of Cambridge)
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To: TigersEye
LOL, what were you smoking??
872 posted on 11/07/2003 8:23:51 AM PST by tutstar
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To: TigersEye
> My sincerest apologies to Free Republic, I stayed up late last night reading the second book in the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and I seem to have woken up this morning in some sort of reverse hyperliterary neo-spatial non-special continuum.

For shame, for shame!! But... apology grudgingly accepted :-) :-)

912 posted on 11/07/2003 9:54:59 AM PST by T'wit
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