Are you sure it was coffee and not "a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea"?
I am not entirely sure that it wasn't and it's not necessary for you to pretend that you are really interested in anything having to do with me. Thank you.
And before any other posters of a less congenial nature hurl accusations at me of indulging in beverages that require easily obtainable positive identification to procure let me assure you all that I only had a small amount of Belhaven's Scottich -excuse me,- Scottish St. Andrews Ale and it did not resemble Janx Spirits and was definitely not a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. The idea is utterly ridiculous, those drinks only exist in fictional literature.