Black XXII: "Right's Been Fergotten!!"

The MudCave | 4 November 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"

Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!

Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

"I can NEVER see myself joining a Party called Democratic...MUD"

I can. Especially if it is the de facto "conservative" party - the party of Thomas Jefferson and James Madison. It would win every election, because it would gain most of the minority voters who have voted Democrat all their life, assuming they fail to notice the switch and continue to pull the "D" lever.

[sultan88]

Anybody seen FBD lately??

[Mudboy Slim]

Tain't seen FBD fer a good spell...

"INDICT Willie!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lay Down Sally")

Billie Clinton's goin' strong...
'Cuz the Leftist Medyuh says, "We won't see!!!"
I know y'all think World'll never know...
But wont'cha help this FReep along...
And seee-eeeng with ME...
"Slick, won't you ever leave?!!"

INDICT Willie...and CONVICT his sleazy Whores!!!!
Don't you know Left's Treason's gonna sink you?!
BITE ME, Willie...quit forcin' MUD to croon...
I been writin' all these songs justa BURY YOU!!

Country's heard too many lies...
MUD's gonna give Slick one Mighty Shove...
Uncoverin' all Dem's Chinese Spies...
Power's all that matters...Slick's a Treasonous FReak!!!

INDICT Willie...Slick's "Schtick" has lost its charm...
Don't you think Bill'll walk...Prison awaits FOOLS!!
CONVICT Willie...Slick's Day is comin' SOON...
FReepers fightin' all night just to DETHRONE YOU!!

(Guitar-pickin' and MUD grinnin'...LOL!!)

Can't wait to see the Moral Right...
Devolvin' Power soooo speedily!!
The Left is slow...Left just ain't Right...
Left can take their "worries" now...
Quit botherin' ME!! Got all the Laws we could ever need!!

INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!

INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!

FReegards...MUD

399 posted on 10/21/2001 4:11 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Does the New York Times Wish the President Dead?!"

"Communist publisher Arthur (“Pinch”) Sulzberger Jr., whose father and namesake handed the paper over to him, IS the New York Times. The following story comes to us, courtesy of Harry Stein's book, How I Accidentally Joined the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (and Found Inner Peace):

"Pinch was a political activist in the Sixties, and was twice arrested in anti-Vietnam protests. One day, the elder Sulzberger asked his son what Pinch calls, 'the dumbest question I've ever heard in my life.' If an American soldier runs into a North Vietnamese soldier, which would you like to see get shot? Young Arthur answered, 'I would want to see the American get shot. It's the other guy's country.'” And Sulzberger Jr. hasn’t changed one bit since. And as he would surely say, it’s the Iraqis’ country.

Does the New York Times wish the President dead? Arthur Sulzberger Jr. would probably call that the dumbest question he’s ever heard in his life."

The RATS're EVIL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

William Jefferson Clinton...resides at 15 Old House Lane, Chappaqua, NY 10514.

[Mudboy Slim]

So, what song is this a parody of?!

Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered in ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain

Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
Then he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with and old German Luger
And he slashed up poor Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
Then he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without stepping in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circling 'round in the sky
Now the bullets keep flying the body count's rising
And everybody'd dying to know - Santa, why?
My, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy.

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years.

Now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
(They talk about)

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Seems to me like he was tired of getting gypped

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya something must've finally snapped in his brain.

Wierd Al Yankovic

[freedomson]

It's not a parody.

This one was an original.

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks...can ya hum the tune?!

LOL...MUD

[Corin Stormhands]

Afternoon folks.

Sa'ad's in his prison,
All's right with the world.

[iceskater]

You are sooooo right about that one!

[Mudboy Slim]

Poet Has Passed On?!

Checked latest entry on the FreeRepublic Memorial Wall and was saddened to see our good FRiend and long-time Black thread poster, "poet aka John J. Lindsay" 1933 - 2003 listed. His last post was "11/19/2003 9:53 AM EST" This is very sad news indeed!!

Mr. Lindsey, we will miss you and your fine poetry and insightful commentary!!

Utmost FReegards, poet will be missed...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Poet's Halloween Post @ Black XXI.570"

"Mud;

Re: your question on my concern that the "patriot act" is potentailly dangerous, here's a brief history of it culled from Google: Note the original acronym is USAPA which was changed to "patriot act" to give it the appearance of being about patriotism to which it has no connection whatsoever as it means "Providing Appropiate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism". Clever use of semantics don't you think?

Commemts from Google: In quotations:

"The clumsily-titled "Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001"(USA PATRIOT Act, or USAPA) introduced a plethora of legislative changes which significantly increased the surveillance and investigative powers of law enforcement agencies in the United States. The Act did not, however, provide for the system of checks and balances that traditionally safeguards civil liberties in the face of such legislation."

"Legislative proposals in response to the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001 were introduced less than a week after the attacks. President Bush signed the final bill, the USA PATRIOT Act, into law on October 26, 2001. Though the Act made significant amendments to over 15 important statutes, it was introduced with great haste and passed with little debate, and without a House, Senate, or conference report. As a result, it lacks background legislative history that often retrospectively provides necessary statutory interpretation."

"The Act was a compromise version of the Anti-Terrorism Act of 2001 (ATA), a far-reaching legislative package intended to strengthen the nation's defense against terrorism. The ATA contained several provisions vastly expanding the authority of law enforcement and intelligence agencies to monitor private communications and access personal information. The final legislation included a few beneficial additions from the Administration's initial proposal: most notably, a so-called sunset provision (which provides that several sections of the act automatically expire after a certain period of time, unless they are explicitly renewed by Congress"

My Comments:
A resolution by congress is only a "sense of the congress" and is not really a declaration of war as too many details are not included such as a full definition of who the enemy is. "Terrorism" is a vague term and can include verbal threats, demonstrations, stalking, etc..

In fact, section 802 of the phony p.a.t.r.i.o.t. act gives a broad definition of terrorism in sections 5B (i) & (ii)

Pay particular attention to 5B relative to the words "appear to be intended"

(5) the term `domestic terrorism' means activities that--

(A) involve acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State;
(B) appear to be intended--!!!! (my eclamations)
(i) to intimidate or coerce a civilian population;
(ii) to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or

I'm not an attorney, but, it sure looks like free speech and the right to assemble is a terrorist act if some appointed czar determines that a demonstration against a governement policy has a "bad intent", the same applies if someone "speaks" against a government policy.

Keep in mind, SECTION 802 Has No expiration date as does the rest of the act. Rather curious don't you think? Is it possible this will be the legal justification of the coming New World Order to stifle dissent? nyah! Our government wouldn't do that to us, now would they?

And yes, I do know that A,B & C are conjuntive, however, here's a scenario that poses a danger in the future:

A government goon(s) you know the ones I mean (Waco & Ruby Ridge) infiltrate a peaceful demonstration and set off a gun-shot or start a fight, the czar can then say the the demonstration "appeared to be intended" to injure the public or the safety of the public or to change a gov't policy(s) by coercian and force.

Now, to give the administration the benefit of the doubt that they wou't invoke this section, the fact remains that they are culpable in presenting and signing this monstrocity into law and giving the clinton types this enormous power in the future!

"The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it."-- H.L. Mencken

I'll take my tin foil hat off now.

FReegards"

570 posted on 10/31/2003 10:35 PM EST by poet

R.I.P., poet...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Poet's Final Poem Posted to the Black Threads @ XXI.483"

Here's to the "pretend" conservatives in the small r republican party and their weakness in confronting the Dems's illegal mis-use of the filibuster:

"For Shame, For Shame"

For Shame, for shame,
you tarnish the Republican name,
you’re such an inept crew,
nothing more than, Me Too

Why don’t you show some balls,
fight their filibuster calls,
you talk a good fight,
you’re nothing more than,
democrat light

You nominate people
to sit on the court,
when the going gets rough, you resort
to a whine and woe is us
refusing to show some guts

Oh, you threaten action very well,
still, your nominees are put through Hell
hung out to be vilified,
by people who have no substance,
no style

So, make up your minds
you incompetent clowns,
show us that your principles shine,
don’t let them beat you down

You have an R after your name,
but, you play the RINO game,
you spend our money like a drunk,
like that prior skunk

There’s much more I could write,
I’m waiting for you to fight,
the obstructionists in your midst,
come on guys, get pissed!

Copyright 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved
May 2, 2003

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"Checked latest entry on the FreeRepublic Memorial Wall and was saddened to see our good FRiend and long-time Black thread poster, "poet aka John J. Lindsay" 1933 - 2003 listed."

This is terribly sad news. I wonder about the circumstances.

Requiescat in pace, Mr Poet. You and your poems will be missed.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I wonder about the circumstances."

I've asked the minders of the Memorial Page for info and believe a Tribute Thread to poet is in order once we find out more.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Tribute Thread: FReeper "poet" has passed away!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"E-mail from a Captain in Iraq!"

We knew there was a dinner planned with ambassador Bremer and LTG Sanchez. There were 600 seats available and all the units in the division were tasked with filling a few tables. Naturally, the 501st MI battalion got our table. Soldiers were grumbling about having to sit through another dog-and-pony show, so we had to pick soldiers to attend. I chose not to go.

But, about 1500 the G2, LTC Devan, came up to me and with a smile, asked me to come to dinner with him, to meet him in his office at 1600 and bring a camera. I didn't really care about getting a picture with Sanchez or Bremer, but when the division's senior intelligence officer asks you to go, you go. We were seated in the chow hall, fully decorated for thanksgiving when aaaaallllll kinds of secret service guys showed up.

That was my first clue, because Bremer's been here before and his personal security detachment is not that big. Then BG Dempsey got up to speak, and he welcomed ambassador Bremer and LTG Sanchez. Bremer thanked us all and pulled out a piece of paper as if to give a speech. He mentioned that the President had given him this thanksgiving speech to give to the troops. He then paused and said that the senior man present should be the one to give it. He then looked at Sanchez, who just smiled.

Bremer then said that we should probably get someone more senior to read the speech. Then, from behind the camouflage netting, the President of the United States came around. The mess hall actually erupted with hollering. Troops bounded to their feet with shocked smiles and just began cheering with all their hearts. The building actually shook. It was just unreal. I was absolutely stunned. Not only for the obvious, but also because I was only two tables away from the podium. There he stood, less than thirty feet away from me! The cheering went on and on and on.

Soldiers were hollering, cheering, and a lot of them were crying. There was not a dry eye at my table. When he stepped up to the cheering, I could clearly see tears running down his cheeks. It was the most surreal moment I've had in years. Not since my wedding and Aaron being born. Here was this man, our President, came all the way around the world, spending 17 hours on an airplane and landing in the most dangerous airport in the world, where a plane was shot out of the sky not six days before.

Just to spend two hours with his troops. Only to get on a plane and spend another 17 hours flying back. It was a great moment, and I will never forget it. He delivered his speech, which we all loved, when he looked right at me and held his eyes on me. Then he stepped down and was just mobbed by the soldiers. He slowly worked his way all the way around the chow hall and shook every last hand extended. Every soldier who wanted a photo with the President got one. I made my way through the line, got dinner, then wolfed it down as he was still working the room.

You could tell he was really enjoying himself. It wasn't just a photo opportunity. This man was actually enjoying himself! He worked his way over the course of about 90 minutes towards my side of the room. Meanwhile, I took the opportunity to shake a few hands. I got a picture with Ambassador Bremer, Talabani (acting Iraqi president) and Achmed Chalabi (another member of the ruling council) and Condaleeza Rice, who was there with him.

I felt like I was drunk. He was getting closer to my table so I went back over to my seat. As he passed and posed for photos, he looked my in the eye and "How you doin', captain." I smiled and said "God bless you, sir." To which he responded "I'm proud of what you do, captain." Then moved on.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

1 posted on 04/09/2003 11:00:05 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Here Was A Man"
(To be spoken--Johnny Cash-like--over a lonely keyboard version of "Joy to the World")

"Here was a man...a man who was born in a small village, the son of a peasant woman. He grew up in another small village. Until He reached the age of thirty, He worked as a carpenter; then, for three years, He was a travelling minister. But He never travelled more than two hundred miles from where He was born, and where He did go, He usually walked. He never held political office, He never wrote a book, He never bought a home, He never had a family, He never went to college, and He never set foot inside a big city, yet...here was a man.

Here was a man...though He never did one of those things that you usually associate with greatness, He had no credentials but Himself. He had nothing to do with this World, except through the Divine Purpose that brought Him to this World.

While He was still a young man, the Tide of Popular Opinion turned against Him. Most of His FRiends ran away...one of them denied Him, one of them betrayed Him and turned Him over to his Enemies. Then, He went through the mockery of a Trial and was nailed to a Roman Cross between two thieves. And even while He was dying, His executioners gambled for the only piece of property He had in this World, and that was His robe, His Purple Robe. When He was dead, He was taken down from the cross and laid in a borrowed grave, provided by a compassionate FRiend.

More than Nineteen Centuries have come and gone, and today He's the Centerpiece of the Human Race, Our Leader, and the Column to Human Destiny. And I think I'm well within the mark when I say that All of the Armies that Ever Marched, All of the Navies that Ever Sailed, All of the Legislative Bodies that Ever Sat, and All of the Kings that Ever Reigned...All of Them Put Together have not affected the Life of Man on this Earth so Powerfully as that One Solitary Life...

Here was a man."

My six-year-old daughter and I were driving along yesterday, listening to our new Christmas CD we had just picked up from Staples Office Supply, when this "song" came on and we both stopped chatting and listened intently. I explained--halfway through--that Mr. Cash was talking about Jesus. Then, after the song was over, JesseLee looked up at me and said, "Daddy, why didn't Jesus have a family?" Temporarily shocked by her natural incisiveness, I mumbled a silly answer about not meeting the right mommy, but the question has been on my mind ever since. So, Jessica, here's the answer Daddy meant to say, "Jesus never had a family because All of Us are His Family, All of Us are His Brothers and Sisters, All of Us are His Children!!"
Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, Ramadan or not...Happy Holidays to Each and Every One of You Wonderful FReepers...You have become MY extended family!!

Cheerfully Humble FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 12/03/2001 4:46:05 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right's Justice"
(To be sung to Bing Crosby's "White Christmas")

I-I-I-I-I'm FReepin' fer what's Right...JUSTICE!!
Just like Good Pay-Tree-Utz of Yore...
With my bald head glist'nin'...
Whole Wide World's list'nin'...
To hear Bunnies made of Snow!!

MUUUUUUD's FReepin' fer a bright Christmas...
With every Justice Song he writes!!
Spend yer days Just Fightin' Left's Blight...
And may Ashcroft's Justice Do What's Right!!

WE-E-E-E're FReepin' fer what's Right...Help Us!!
With every Christmas card you write...
Tell yer FRiends...Pat Leahy Ain't Right!!
Confirm all Bush Justices TONITE!!

I am not worthy**...MUD

**BrothaBing is MUD's Fave!!

26 posted on 12/04/2001 1:16:53 AM EST by Mudboy Slim