Black XXII: "Right's Been Fergotten!!"

The MudCave | 4 November 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"

Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"ClintonLovers!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Desperado")

ClintonLovers, why won't you come to yer senses?!
You been defendin' Willie fer so long now...
Yea, Slick's Vile Scum...Right knows Clinton Committed Treason!!
The RATS have been scarin' you...please help Fight Left's Power!!

Why d'ya love the Queen called HildaBeast?!
She'll eat you if yer female!!
You know the LEAST Guv'ment is always our best bet...
Now it seems to me Dem Programs have been paid more than $6 Trillion!!
But Left always wants the stuff they can't get!!

Des'prate Lib'rals...Left, you ain't gettin' mo' Power,
Yer "pain" and yer c'ruption, they're drivin' 'way VOTES!!
And FReedom, (yeah, FReedom!!)...well, that's US Good FReepers talkin'...
Left's prison is walkin' through this World as Slick's Drones!!

Won't you FReep with US in the winter time?!
The Truth Shall Flow 'cuz we know we're Right!!
Guitars shall lead the Right side from the fray!!
Yer losin' all yer fights, you Dolts!!
Ain't it funny how US FReepers lead the way?!

Des'prat Lib'rals, why won't you come to your senses
Come down from yer towers, open yer brains!!
RATS may be Losers, but there's a New World before you...
You better let the FReepers love you,
You better let Rush Limbaugh teach you before it's too late!!

FReegards...MUD

141 posted on 11/21/2002 2:40 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

Hey AdSimp. Add helmut113 to the redtablemeeting ping list. Thanks!!

[Landru]

There you are, you scoundrel!

How was Myrtle Beach?

I was thinking about your offer to drop by my inlaw's condo & say hi -- specifically my FIL -- Mud.
Lord knows the man loves golf & *politically*, you two really deserve one another y'know. :o)

And whatever happened to KLT?
One day she was here & the next *gone*.
I always thought of her as a hellova nice kid with a good heart *&* a good head.

...really hope life's treating that gal OK.

[FBD]

To All:
(email from el rushbo)
Dear Rush 24/7 Members,

It's official! Rush will return to the air on Monday, November 17th.
The EIB family is about to get a little closer as we gear up to welcome
the Maha Rushie back to the Golden EIB Microphone. If you missed David
Limbaugh’s announcement on Wednesday’s program, we have the audio and
transcript posted on the website.

David was pleased to bring us the good news and wanted to thank
everyone for doing what strong families do, stick by each other. David on
Rush: "He's very realistic about the long road ahead of him and he's
committed to staying the course, just as he is and has always been
committed to this broadcast and to his family of listeners. He's expressed so
often over the course of these last few weeks how deeply moved he is by
the love and loyalty of you, his audience, and is especially
overwhelmed by the prayers and support he's received."

We all look forward to Monday, the most anticipated day in EIB history,
and can already hear the voice, chuckle and inspiration of the man so
many of us call "good friend."

- The Webmaster

You are receiving this email because you are a member of Rush 24/7.

[stand watie]

!!!!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"How was Myrtle Beach?"

Awesome time, although my golf game's quite lacking these days. Still, fun was had by all.

"I was thinking about your offer to drop by my inlaw's condo & say hi -- specifically my FIL -- Mud. Lord knows the man loves golf & *politically*, you two really deserve one another y'know. :o)"

That wouldda been somethin', me meetin' yer FIL afore I met you...LOL!! I'm sure with a good talkin' to, I could get him thinkin' Right politically...then again, he just might be too hard-headed to ever "Git It!!" You know how long-time Lib'rals are...

"And whatever happened to KLT?"

Don't know...but I figger if I keep pingin' her once in awhile, she'll eventually drop back on by the Black threads.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!
MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!
Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

(Big Man on guitar)

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!
It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 12/13/2002 3:26 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Drive!!"
(To be sung to Incubus' "Drive")

Sometimes, I feel Left's Fear of...
RATS' Implosion...Then I Cheer!!
And I can't help but ask myself WHY Schmucks
Would let Left's Fear make their lives soooo queer?!!!

Reject the Medyuh Whore'd!! Willie seemed to have a Faint,
Shallow Mass Appeal!!
But lately I am beginning to find that I...
Should be the one making Slick squeeeeeeal!!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATS, BEWARE!!!!

Oh yes I...decide to waiver my
Chance to Believe the Left's Jive!!
Yes, I'll choose FReedom over whine...
And Fight Left's Whore'd and Drive!! Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh!!

Right Must Defeat Left's Whore'd!! Justice seems to be the way...
That Tyranny can be brought down!!
Folks, lately I'm beginning to find that
When we fight to win...Lord's Light Joins OURS!!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATS, BEWARE!!!!

Shouldn't YOU choose more FReedom and less whine?!
RE-IMPEACH RATS' Slime!!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATS, BEWARE!!!!

Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo...

Excellent song, mis amigos!!

FReegards...MUD

115 Posted on 08/31/2001 04:32:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Corralin' the Passions of GenerationNext!!!)

Heh heh heh...Justice ROCKS!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Yep...lookin' forward to the RETURN OF RUSH to the EIB on Monday...

"Hey, MUD!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Hey Joe!!")

Hey MUD...where ya' goin' with that song in yer head?!
I said "Hey MUD!! Where ya goin' with that song in yer head?!"
I'm goin' out to FRY Bill Clinton now Slick's been Traitorin' round with some ChinaMen!!
I said, "I'm goin' out to FRY Slick Willie now he's been scummin' 'round with some GirleyMen!!

Hey MUD, tell me what are you gonna do?!
Hey MUD, tell me what are you gonna do?!
Well I guess I'll Whup Bill Clinton...that's what I'll do!!
Yes, I guess I'll Whup the Lib'rals afore I'm through!!

Hey MUD...tell me where are you gonna go?!
Hey dude, tell US how's it all gonna go?!
Well, I think we'll throw down in our Capital...Re-Impeach RATS' 'HO!!
Yes, I think Left'll go down and then ALL MEN can be FRee!!
And there justa might be a hangman's rope gonna be put around Slick...Treason's a Capital Crime...YEAH!!

FReegards...MUD

115 posted on 12/18/2002 3:14 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"JessieLee and JakeySteve!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "FrankieLee and JudasPriest")

Well, JessieLee and JakeySteve,
They were the Best of FRiends!!
So when JessieLee cried out, "JUSTICE or SHAME!!"
Jakey hollered out...MUD's boy could sing!!
We sang, "DemRATS are ALL Fools!!"
Up then walk'd a PUNK called "Macker!!"
MUD said, "Gimme Slick, TerrieBoy!!
Yer loss shall be MUD's gain!!"

Well, MackerBoy, he sat right down
Drew his fingers to his chin,
Folks, with the bold eyes of Mudboy on him,
PUNK's head began to spin.
"Would ya please not stare at me like that," PUNK said,
"Mudboy, I know yer Right!!
Still, you know how RATS must sell their souls...
FReepers just won't let me hide."

Well, Mudboy, he just grinned )8^D! and said,
"Let's FIGHT!! I'll Teach you FEAR!!
PUNK, you'd better hurry 'n TESTIFY...
Yes, you know Willie's SCUM,
'Cuz MUD knows you and Slick are QUEER!!"
"I'm gonna start my quittin' right now,
Just tell me Why You FReep!!"

Mudboy pointed down the road...
And said, "FerLiberty!!"
"FerLiberty?!!" said MackerPee,
Squeeealy voice like a girls in FRight!!
"That's Right," said Mudboy Slim, "FerLiberty...
Good FReepers call it 'PARADISE!!'"

"I won't give you Slick, Mudboy!!"
Said McAuliffe oh so Vile....
"All Right," said Mudboy Slim,
"We'll FReep ya 'til ya RESIGN!!"

Well, MackerPUNK, he kneeled right down...
Terry kissed MUD's hairy feet...
When just then a dude named Limbaugh...
Burst upon the scene,
Saying, "Are you Mudboy Slim, the FReeper,
Whose father captain'd ships?!
'Cuz if you are,
There's some jackass callin' you WHACKO!!
And they say his name is Slick."

"Woah, Rush...Slick ain't MUD's FRiend,"
Said Mudboy Slim that night,
"I do recall Slick very well,
Clinton, he shall feel MUD's Bite!!"
"Yes, yer the one," said El Rushbo,
Sitin' the the WhiteHouse,
"Well, my message is, 'Mudboy Let's ROLL!!
RE-IMPEACH RATS' LOUSE!!!"

Well, MackerPee, he panicked,
He stopped kissin' Slim and ran...
Until he came up to the spot
Where WillieSlick did stand.
"What kind of man is MUD?" PUNK said,
"Why won't MUD leave US ALONE?!"
"It's not yer House," said Mudboy Slim,
"It's not yer House...it's MUD's Home!!"

Well, WillieSlick, he trembled,
His bowels lost all control!!
Over all the crimes and chicks he'd RAPED...
Now, MUD's Justice was on a roll!!
Slick just stood there staring...
From the BigHouse where we put our SCUM!!
With four and twenty boyfriends...
Just buggerin' SlickWillie's bum. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!...sorry)

Yes, FReepers still care about our Liberty,
Gettin' JUSTICE, therefore WE FReep!!
And, foamin' at the mouth,
MUD began to make his midnight FReeps.
For sixteen nights and days MUD raved,
But on the seventeenth he burst...
Into the arms of Missuz MUD,
Which is where MUD quenched his thirst!!

Lib'rals tried to save Ol' Slick...
But FReepers swatted them away like pests,
Except, of course, Slick's little Negro boy...
Who they called WillieJeff.
And he just walked along, alone,
With his guilt so well revealed,
And muttered underneath his breath,
"Mudboy Made Slick SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!"

(Mudboy HOOtin' on the Harp!!)

Well, the moral of the story,
The moral of this song,
Is simply that RATS should never be...
Given Power...Left IS Wrong!!
So when you see a FReeper fightin' fer somethin',
Help him with his load,
But Don't go mis-Votin' fer DemonRATS...
'Cuz they're all just Chi-Com HO's!!

Work in progress...MUD

225 posted on 12/24/2002 11:35 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[BOBTHENAILER]

115 Posted on 08/31/2001 04:32:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Corralin' the Passions of GenerationNext!!!)

I love it. Co-opting the left's usual venues and turning 'em into the might for right anthems.

[sultan88]

RedTableMeeting Thursday November 20, at 11:30 at Sines on Cary Street in downtown Richmond. This is a meeting of the Richmond area FReepers and our first opportunity to strategize the 2004 election and to meet one another.

Need to get a head count. Please FReep Mail me with a "yep" or "nope"

Sultan 88

[Mudboy Slim]

"Memo Obtained by Hannity Exposes DemonRAT SEDITION vis a vis Iraq!!"

"Here is the text of the memo sent by Democratic Staff of the Senate Intelligence committee:

Transcript of a memo written by a Democrat on the Senate Intelligence Committee staff suggesting how to make the greatest gain off of intelligence data leading to the war against Iraq.

We have carefully reviewed our options under the rules and believe we have identified the best approach. Our plan is as follows:

1) Pull the majority along as far as we can on issues that may lead to major new disclosures regarding improper or questionable conduct by administration officials. We are having some success in that regard. For example, in addition to the president's State of the Union speech, the chairman has agreed to look at the activities of the Office of the Secretary of Defense as well as Secretary Bolton's office at the State Department. The fact that the chairman supports our investigations into these offices and co-signs our requests for information is helpful and potentially crucial. We don't know what we will find but our prospects for getting the access we seek is far greater when we have the backing of the majority. (Note: we can verbally mention some of the intriguing leads we are pursuing.)

2) Assiduously prepare Democratic "additional views" to attach to any interim or final reports the committee may release. Committee rules provide this opportunity and we intend to take full advantage of it. In that regard, we have already compiled all the public statements on Iraq made by senior administration officials. We will identify the most exaggerated claims and contrast them with the intelligence estimates that have since been declassified. Our additional views will also, among other things, castigate the majority for seeking to limit the scope of the inquiry. The Democrats will then be in a strong position to reopen the question of establishing an independent commission (i.e. the Corzine amendment).

3) Prepare to launch an independent investigation when it becomes clear we have exhausted the opportunity to usefully collaborate with the majority. We can pull the trigger on an independent investigation at any time-- but we can only do so once. The best time to do so will probably be next year either:

A) After we have already released our additional views on an interim report -- thereby providing as many as three opportunities to make our case to the public: 1) additional views on the interim report; 2) announcement of our independent investigation; and 3) additional views on the final investigation; or B) Once we identify solid leads the majority does not want to pursue. We could attract more coverage and have greater credibility in that context than one in which we simply launch an independent investigation based on principled but vague notions regarding the "use" of intelligence.

In the meantime, even without a specifically authorized independent investigation, we continue to act independently when we encounter foot-dragging on the part of the majority. For example, the FBI Niger investigation was done solely at the request of the vice chairman; we have independently submitted written questions to DoD; and we are preparing further independent requests for information.

Summary

Intelligence issues are clearly secondary to the public's concern regarding the insurgency in Iraq. Yet, we have an important role to play in the revealing the misleading -- if not flagrantly dishonest methods and motives -- of the senior administration officials who made the case for a unilateral, preemptive war. The approach outline above seems to offer the best prospect for exposing the administration's dubious motives and methods.

DemonRATS are EVIL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Count me as a "Yep", Sultan...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Co-opting the left's usual venues and turning 'em into the might for right anthems."

Yep...an excellent opportunity to win over some hearts and minds of younger folks who might not be listening to our reasoning otherwise...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I Dreamed I Met Jim Robinson!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Dreamed I Saw St. Augustine")

(Mudboy on harp...)

I dreamed I met Jim Robinson,
Dude's loved by all who FReep!!
Lurkin' 'roun' Jim's Forum, FRiends...
Fightin' fer our Liberty!!
We're defending our Right to Bear Arms...
Leftists' Culture's oh so cold...
Battling fer the Country's Soul...
Our Forefathers Make US Bold!!

"RiseUP, my FRiends!!" MUD sang out loud,
In a voice with no restraint,
"Come out, my gifted FReeperFRiends...
Help US Put Slick in CHAINS!!
No Lib'ral is amongst ye now...
Whom you can call "HERO!!"
So Fight the Fight Fer Liberty...
And know You're Not Alone!!"

(MUD workin' the harmonica hard...)

I dreamed I FReeped with Rush Limbaugh,
Libs cower at his every breath!!
And I dreamed I was amongst the ones...
Who FReeped Slick 'til his Death!!
NO, I don't FReep in anger,
Just becuz EX-Prez'dent LIED!!
I just like whuppin' DemonRAT A$$...
And Raise My Voice With Pride!!

(Sweet Harpin' to close...)

FReegards...MUD


231 posted on 12/24/2002 7:06 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[FBD]

"Do not fear the enemy, for your enemy can only take your life. It is far better that you fear the media, for they will steal your HONOR. That awful power, the public opinion of a nation, is created in America by a horde of ignorant, self-complacent simpletons who failed at ditching and shoemaking and fetched up in journalism on their way to the poorhouse." ~Mark Twain~

The Reagan family will attest to the 'theft of honor', no?
However;
I got the privelege to hear Rudoplh Giuliani speak this week, at a Peter Lowe/ Zig Ziglar motivational seminar in Portland, OR. He spoke about leadership. His example: Ronald Reagan, and how he had strong personal beliefs to guide him. When he spoke on how Reagan didn't look to the polls for his opinions, "unlike someone else,..."you know who I'm talking about, right?" You could tell that there was a general agreement in the audience with that statement. 20,000 people cheered for Reagan, when his name was mentioned.

The media (fortunately) has failed to steal Pres. Reagans honor!

[Mudboy Slim]

"I got the privelege to hear Rudoplh Giuliani speak this week, at a Peter Lowe/ Zig Ziglar motivational seminar in Portland, OR."

I've been to a coupla those confabs myself...

"He spoke about leadership. His example: Ronald Reagan, and how he had strong personal beliefs to guide him."

I believe that--deep down--Dubyuh's got similar beliefs, but he seems overly-influenced by politico folks who think compromising with the Leftists is a good move fer broadening the GOP electoral base. Conversely, I believe thoroughly explaining conservatism and the inherent benefits of a limited Federal Government, then avidly fighting for domestic legislation that gets us closer to that reality will attract the votes required to implement a conservative agenda.

"20,000 people cheered for Reagan, when his name was mentioned. The media (fortunately) has failed to steal Pres. Reagans honor!"

Good fer Portland...I know a majority of Virginians still hold Reagan in very high esteem...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")


Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...Dubyuh, lead US to the show!!
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb...and I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!! Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!" What a shame...
Won't you come and FReep, World...and meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!p>

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?! Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...Yer Just Mudboy's prey!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...To do one more show, oh no...
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...Won't that be grand?!
When's time fer parole each year...
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Black XIV FReegards...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

The media (fortunately) has failed to steal Pres. Reagans honor!

Amen !! ...

CBS will not broadcast THE REAGANS
on November 16 and 18. This decision
is based solely on our reaction to
seeing the final film, not the controversy
that erupted around a draft of the script.