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FRN Columnists' Corner - "More Box Cutters!" By Gary Aldrich
Free Republic Network ^ | 11-01-03 | Gary Aldrich

Posted on 11/03/2003 12:35:15 PM PST by Bob J

Columnists' Corner

"More Box Cutters! "

By Gary Aldrich

All those folks who sent me scolding messages about how Nathaniel Heatwole, the 20-year-old college student who bragged about bringing box cutters aboard an aircraft, is really a hero whistleblower, should be hanging their heads in shame. I declared that law enforcement authorities should throw the book at him because if they didn’t, others would soon copy him to get their 15 minutes of fame.

Well, here we go. More box cutters were found on board two US Airways airplanes in Boston and Philadelphia, according to law enforcement authorities. The FBI and Transportation Security Administration are investigating how the box cutters were brought on board. So far they don’t have a clue.

I have a notion about how the box cutters got there. I think we are seeing the front edge of a wave of copycat smugglers who liked how Heatwole was treated by the media – as a celebrity – and reasoned that if he was able to get his face on the front page, then maybe they could too!

When Heatwole appeared before a federal judge, he was released on his own recognizance with a limp warning that he should not fly around on airplanes for awhile. Maybe this judge was influenced by Heatwole’s baby-face looks, but those who are in charge of security are not so enamored. You know, it’s just possible that TSA and the FBI have better things to do than chase ridiculous pranksters through the airports.

There are dozens of warnings posted at the airport ordering passengers to rid themselves of prohibited devices before they come through the security monitors. Yet, they still bring the prohibited material anyway. Why? Because they forget, that’s why. And you know that some of these devices managed to end up on the plane where they remained hidden while the passenger prayed that his lapse was never discovered.

So, what are we going to do about this? What do we expect TSA to do? According to my source at the TSA, screeners are doing a pretty good job catching most of this stuff. “Since February 2002, TSA screeners have found and confiscated 1.4 million knives, 2.4 million sharp objects, 1,101 guns, 15,666 clubs, more than 125,000 incendiary items and nearly 40,000 box cutters.”

Do some of my critics still think Heatwole’s stupid prank amounted to something important? I would submit that just the opposite has happened. Not only has the positive reaction from citizens and media made this moron out to be some kind of hero, thereby encouraging others to follow in his footsteps, but attention has been taken away from more serious security problems TSA should be forced to repair.

For example, the witless process of selecting out people at random for further screening. How many terrorists who flew airplanes into buildings in 2001 were little old ladies in wheelchairs? How many were ladies? How many were toddlers? For that matter, how many were white males? The answer? None.

And yet, TSA – to maintain “political correctness” – has a system that could actually ignore a man who could clearly be a terrorist by his appearance, in favor of hassling a towheaded little boy terrified by the procedures at the airport. What should be an exciting adventure for a little boy or girl has become something of a terror – all in the name of “PC.” This insanity must end!

TSA has thought of a solution, “The screeners noticed the security processes overwhelmed children and sometimes caused them to cry, so the screeners began using hand-puppets and stickers to put the children at ease.” Swell.

Does anybody besides me think we are way off the track on screening the passengers at our nation’s airports? Forget about the box cutters! Arm the pilots like we said we were going to, and you have instantly solved the problem of box cutters. But it is the passengers, not the box cutters, who are the dangerous components that must be stopped at the gate. An 80-year old woman with a box cutter does not scare me. Right now, “PC” TSA screeners are what scare me.

Gary Aldrich is president and founder of The Patrick Henry Center for Individual Liberty, a TownHall.com member group.

©2003 Gary W. Aldrich


TOPICS: Editorial; Free Republic
KEYWORDS: aldrich; frncc; garyaldrich; nathanielheatwole

1 posted on 11/03/2003 12:35:15 PM PST by Bob J
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To: Bob J
Finally! Someone with the guts to name the problem! Thank you Gary!
2 posted on 11/03/2003 12:40:17 PM PST by Sunshine Sister
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To: Bob J
I've said it before, but I'll say it again: we should fire James Loy and replace him with Nathan Heatwole. At least Heatwole has demonstrated he's interested in actually improving airline security!
3 posted on 11/03/2003 12:48:07 PM PST by Prime Choice (I want to be immortal. Then I'll never have to vote Democrat.)
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To: Bob J
All those folks who sent me scolding messages about how Nathaniel Heatwole, the 20-year-old college student who bragged about bringing box cutters aboard an aircraft, is really a hero whistleblower, should be hanging their heads in shame. I declared that law enforcement authorities should throw the book at him because if they didn’t, others would soon copy him to get their 15 minutes of fame.

I have a better idea -- let's cut him a check for 5 grand.

If you want a system to work, you have to test it. Imprisoning a guy who pointed out gaping holes in our airline security does absolutely nothing to make the system better -- all you do is create the appearance of security.

Offer an award to anyone who can smuggle a weapon onto an airliner. Every time someone succeeds, identify and fix the security hole. Fire incompentent federal security employees as appropriate.

In six months, you'd have a security system that actually worked...

4 posted on 11/03/2003 12:48:58 PM PST by Interesting Times (ABCNNBCBS -- yesterday's news.)
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To: Bob J
You know, it’s just possible that TSA and the FBI have better things to do than chase ridiculous pranksters through the airports.

By the looks of it, they're not even doing that.
5 posted on 11/03/2003 12:50:24 PM PST by lelio
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To: Bob J
Anyone could smuggle a loaded pistol on board without much trouble. It only takes a dollar's worth of imagination.

ARM THE PILOTS is right!!!

AND............arm the passengers, as well!!!!!!!!

6 posted on 11/03/2003 12:58:30 PM PST by You Gotta Be Kidding Me
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To: Interesting Times
I agree but would rather see they imploy a private firm to do that. If not, any terrorist caught could claim they were testing the system.
7 posted on 11/03/2003 1:32:10 PM PST by Bob J (www.freerepublic.net www.radiofreerepublic.com...check them out!)
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To: Bob J
If not, any terrorist caught could claim they were testing the system.

Well, obviously I'm exaggerating to make a point, but this kid made it crystal clear what he was trying to do.

Terrorists don't write notes to the authorities telling them where to look for the box cutters...

8 posted on 11/03/2003 1:39:41 PM PST by Interesting Times (ABCNNBCBS -- yesterday's news.)
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To: Interesting Times; Bob J
AS tests have shown the TSA screenrs catch maybe 75% of the prohibited items
What do we expect TSA to do? According to my source at the TSA, screeners are doing a pretty good job catching most of this stuff. “Since February 2002, TSA screeners have found and confiscated 1.4 million knives, 2.4 million sharp objects, 1,101 guns, 15,666 clubs, more than 125,000 incendiary items and nearly 40,000 box cutters.”

then since Feburary 2002 approximated 1 million "dangerous" items have been carried on airliners without causing any problem.

9 posted on 11/03/2003 4:57:28 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (You realize, of course, this means war?" B Bunny)
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To: You Gotta Be Kidding Me
Remember Archie Bunker's answer. Give each passenger a pistol as they get on the plane.
10 posted on 11/05/2003 12:57:46 PM PST by wordsofearnest (He'll rip your lungs out Jim, I'd like to meet his tailor.)
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To: wordsofearnest
one way to look at 9-11 is as a Second Ammendment failure....
11 posted on 11/05/2003 7:13:57 PM PST by mo
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To: Bob J
Just hand every body in the airport a piece of pizza with italian sausage on it
if they dont eat it... get sick...panic...or break out in a cold sweat...they dont get to fly
12 posted on 11/08/2003 10:47:54 AM PST by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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