[CanisRex]

Uh-huh... Maybe it's possible....

[Semper Paratus]

Well some guys don't like to talk during sex.

[ClearCase_guy]

Okay, 4 AM -- musta been dark. Can't tell who it is, but assumes it's her boyfriend. And about the only solid piece of evidence is that he had a black t-shirt.

Good night-vision.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

According to the police report, the two had sex and the woman subsequently realized the man was an impostor.

Took longer than usual?

[Conspiracy Guy]

I will not even under strong urge post the obvious reply here.

[muggs]

Bump, to find later.

[technomage]

Adult beverages MUST have been involved in this!!

[WL-law]

It's possible. She and her boyfriend did 'sleepy sex' -- the boyfriend half wakes her, she half dreams it. She likes it. Except the dream had a bad ending this time.

[NicknamedBob]

(...wearing a black T-shirt and a black "do rag"...)

...(musically)Why don't you do Rag, like some other men do? ... Get outta here an' get me some money too!

[Sabertooth]

Someone caught her cheating, and she set this up as the alibi.

[Tacis]

My bet is that the real boy friend picks up a quick $20 bill every now and then.

[azhenfud]

CD,
Only in Durham.

[Henchman]

What the ??? has 4, count em 4 ????

[RJL]

wearing a black T-shirt and a black "do rag"

A little help please, am I the only one who doesn't know what a "do rag" is?

[knuthom]

This reminds me of a Roald Dahl short story. (No, he didn't just write children's books.) Two men decide to secretly switch places after their wives are asleep. The story ends with the guy whose idea it was hearing his wife tell him that last night was the best sex she ever had.

[connectthedots]

Maybe he entered the wrong dwelling by mistake.

[Sapper26]

It would be funny if her boyfriend was white.