Caption Ketchup-Boy "Killer" Kerry

AP Photos | October 31, 2003

[Charles Henrickson]

#1:

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[Charles Henrickson]

Take your pic.

[Fledermaus]

"Kerry concedes PETA vote is going to Dean".

[South40]

If he really wanted to piss off PETA he could have shot the white cat in the grass behind him.

[finnman69]

"Get some you varmint"

[Spruce]

If this pathetic jag-off hit anything but the dude next to him with this paniced, p*ssy shot I will eat that dog running for cover behind him!

[WinOne4TheGipper]

I didn't know the French knew how to use a gun.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

"... so you say that this dead duck symbolizes my campaign for the presidency in what way, exactly...?" :)

[Pokey78]

"Did you know I hunted pheasant in Vietnam?"

[exit82]

#2 "Kerry gets the drop on the game, as it happily speeds away in the other direction."

[finnman69]

"Imagine what PETA is going to say about this"

[RJL]

Kerry is pathetic. Does he really think gun owners will be fooled by these pictures?

[exit82]

#1 "Daveee,Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier. Oh, that's your hair John? Sorry about that. Why the long face?"

[finnman69]

feel free to mail links to the photos and suitable outrage to PETA at....

info@peta.org

[NYC GOP Chick]

"Yeah, my wifemealticket bought all this for me and gave me permission to pretend to hunt so I could look like a real man. So what of it?!"

[xrp]

Ya know, Johnnie...I'm surprised you took down this duck, considering how long your face is. I thought you'd shoot your face instead (damn he didn't)!!

They said the same thing about my face in Vietnam.

[friendly]

Campaign handlers stage NRA-friendly completely phoney photos.

Seriously gay hunting techniques, however.

[finnman69]

Friday, October 31, 2003 Yet Another Kerry Hypocrisy

It's been a while since I've noted a John Kerry hypocrisy (Weasel Clark keeps me pretty busy with his jaw-droppingly naked flip-flopping.) But I can't resist pointing out the latest Kerry opus.

From Kerry's closing statement at Sunday's nine dwarfs debate:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A21551-2003Oct26_5.html

There's a front-page story in today's Washington Post that says that Democrats are going to try to run away from the issue of gun safety.

I don't think that we can get elected nationally if we are not prepared to stand up against powerful special interests and make it clear that, whether it's the NRA or any other special interest, we're prepared to stand for our principles.

All across this country, we have too many people who die each year from guns. So let me make it plain: I am for the assault weapons ban. I'm for the Brady Bill. I'm for making sure we stand up for gun safety in this country. We cannot be a party that retreats in an effort to try to court votes and not save lives.

From the New York Post today:

http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/9530.htm

DEMOCRATIC presidential wannabe John Kerry will come armed with a shotgun when he goes hunting for votes tomorrow in the little Iowa farm town of Colo.

Kerry plans a bird hunt, but the pheasants probably don't have to worry much - it's a made-for-media special and reporters are bound to give plenty of advance warning with the sound of tromping feet.

[ItsForTheChildren]

I thought you said we were going peasant hunting?

[rs79bm]

How not to hold and fire a rifle, by John Kerry.

[Colonel_Flagg]

"You may notice that I hold a gun better than Al Gore did. But did you know that we were both in Vietnam?"