You're Too Late: They're Everywhere

The wit and wisdom of Adam Teiichi Yoshida ^ | Thursday, October 30, 2003 | Adam Teiichi Yoshida

[MARTIAL MONK]

if any of them expressed solidarity with an Indian terrorist group, or openly planned to start fires, that might be reason to detain them....

They may not exactly be terrorists but I spent a night in Cibeque many moons ago. They actually went around and told everyone not to kill the white guy.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

OK - but I gotta do some dishes first, followed by Survivor. And I broke my toe this morning, so I'm moving slow (had to shatter the psyche of a kid over a report card - I blew my voice out and am limping, but I made a really great display of parental rage. My dad would be proud).

[Half Vast Conspiracy]

I just thought I'd put a little energy into noticing the single posted stories. Guess what? There are a lot more of them. Who'd a thunk?

It's a slow night on TV.

[cardinal4]

Good post. And hes right, the consensus now is that there is a terror aspect to the fires, but CNN nor the Bush White House will call it such. Its like that guy on the 4th of July 2002, who carried the gun into LAX and killed someone. We didnt find out his nationality, Egyptian, until 3 days later. Terrorism wont be the death of America, PC will..

[Stone Mountain]

Rather, I propose the internment of that minority of Moslems which sympathizers with the aims of Radical Islam, those who would join with the enemies of America in the destruction of America.

I wonder how he proposes we find them?

This is almost as meaningful as someone who says, "All we need to do for society to be good is to imprison the bad people."

[ThanhPhero]

Thanks for putting this together. It works if this turns out to be Enviros working with the Islamists, too.

[Stone Mountain]

Then he talks about a pretty interesting solution.

Yeah. His solution is to intern the bad Moslems but not the good ones. Genius.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Agreed. The very least our government could do is put an end to what they call controlled burns, which have proven to be anything but controlled burns.

Controlled burns can only be effective in properly managed woodlands.

[decimon]

I mean, if we are at war, and in WWII we detained Italian-Americans and German-Americans who expressed solidarity with our avowed enemies were detained,...

They weren't nearly so discriminating. On the West coast it was virtually a dragnet and on the East coast some fly fishing.

[ThanhPhero]

Al Queda is spanish for "The Cheese". Oh, no, wait, that's "El Queso".

Al Queda is Spanish for "bad cheese?"

[Lazamataz]

Actually, they posted an artists composite drawing of the driver of a vehicle seen throwing lit material onto a hillside...........He looked kinda Mexican to me. Maybe they can inter these clowns too while their at it.

Well, Aztlan clowns (those Hispanics who propose forming another country out of the Southwest US) have not yet performed a single act against the US that could be construed as an act of war.

So, no. Not until they reach the energy and dedication of El-Queso. Um, I mean Al-Qaeda.

[Ogmios]

Mark for later read.

[Lazamataz]

Al Queda is Spanish for "bad cheese?"

Mal-Queso?

[Lazamataz]

Yeah. His solution is to intern the bad Moslems but not the good ones. Genius.

LOL. Well, I guess you could identify some of the bad ones when they go "Al Qaeda is great! Osama bin Ladin is a wonderful man! Death to the Great Satan, America!"

[Lazamataz]

Spelling was so much easier when we were at war in the far east, where names like, Kim, Ting, Tong, Tang, Poon, etc., were popular.

Poon and Tang are pretty popular with me.

[F.J. Mitchell]

"They actually went around and told everyone not to kill the white guy."

You prefer they would have drawn straws to see who got to kill the white guy?

[tpaine]

presidio9:
but if you're looking for a scapegoat for the LA fires, try the environmentalists (though I don't that'll play too well in California).
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The environmentalists are not scapegoats, but real culprits. Where the logging industry was involved with the forests that have burned, there were traditionally few fires ---

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Logging & enviros have nothing to do with the So Cal fires.

[F.J. Mitchell]

I deliberately placed tang before poon, to confuse the Moderators-you're gonna get us banned.

[Lazamataz]

Damn.

[Lazamataz]

Logging & enviros have nothing to do with the So Cal fires.

You wondering if its Al-Qaeda, too? I sure am.