Posted on 10/30/2003 7:00:46 AM PST by Lazamataz
For some time I had been wondering, "Do guns really cause crime? " I kept reading about "gun violence" and "gun deaths" and so many things blamed on guns.
Then, foreign-owned Smith & Wesson sold its soul* to Impeached President Bill Clinton & Co. and I decided to rid myself of anything I owned that was produced by that evil corporation. In my sock drawer, I found my once-trusty Model 19.
I was about to throw it in the recycle bin with my cans when a thought occurred to me- why not use it for testing purposes? I'll watch it and see if it causes any violence. Well, a month passed and nothing, but of course, I had to sleep, use the bathroom, and go to work- it could have caused violence during any one of those times when I wasn't watching. So then I thought, what if I harness the Power of the Internet?
So, I pointed my camera at it so anyone connected to the Internet can now help me watch for signs of violence.
Of course, if anyone sees anything even remotely suspicious or out of the ordinary, please email me at once.
Expect more.
Less is more, of course.
Kliban was one twisted-up sumbitch, to be sure.
Oh, and I'm not. :^/
Heh, heh... Yeah, 4 out of 5 FReepers agree...
Old Patriot
Old Patriot
Hoplophilic concupiscence BTT...
The site has to go off line for maintenance sometime.
When it does -- blam, 10 state shooting spree and back in
front of the web cam before the first body is cold.
You will only see a wisp of smoke from the barrel.
Watch for it!
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