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1 posted on 10/29/2003 11:01:55 AM PST by wheelgunguru
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To: wheelgunguru
Didn't this happen years ago with the Clintons?
2 posted on 10/29/2003 11:03:10 AM PST by TommyDale
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OK,OK, but we gotta drawn the line on family health benefits.
3 posted on 10/29/2003 11:03:11 AM PST by Semper Paratus
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To: wheelgunguru
Marry my cat? No way! I don't believe in same-sex marriages.
4 posted on 10/29/2003 11:03:47 AM PST by wimpycat
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To: wheelgunguru
I'm more than a little disturbed by this.
6 posted on 10/29/2003 11:04:53 AM PST by Snowy (Annoy a lib -> Work hard, earn money, and be happy!)
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To: wheelgunguru
Why marry the cow when you can get the milk for free?
11 posted on 10/29/2003 11:13:25 AM PST by Arpege92
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Just Damn!
13 posted on 10/29/2003 11:14:27 AM PST by weegee
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To: wheelgunguru
Libertarian alert.
14 posted on 10/29/2003 11:14:38 AM PST by cinFLA
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That sheep's a damn liar.
15 posted on 10/29/2003 11:15:47 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (SSDD - Same S#it Different Democrat)
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To: wheelgunguru
As PETA hates people, I wonder how they feel about this concept.
17 posted on 10/29/2003 11:18:35 AM PST by Egon (Safety Tip: You can get AIDS by sitting at a public toilet before the previous person vacates!)
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People marrying their pets? Well, that will just open the door for gays and lesbians, now wont it?
18 posted on 10/29/2003 11:20:55 AM PST by Roughneck (9 out of 10 Terrorists prefer Democrats, the rest prefer Saddam Hussein)
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To: wheelgunguru
Well, I wouldn't do it, but my cat is convinced we are married. If one of the others gets friendly with me, they get a swat from her. Cats sometimes give their human partners **LOOKS** that should not be given between species- And of course those "Ever see THIS Before?" poses...ahem.

Right..A Girl Cat. Nothing queer about Gorzaloon.

19 posted on 10/29/2003 11:22:56 AM PST by Gorzaloon (Contents may have settled during shipping, but this tagline contains the stated product weight.)
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How much you wanna bet that in a few years San Francisco will be requiring businesses to pay for the medical care for these animals...
20 posted on 10/29/2003 11:24:28 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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Rats, I thought this was about pets marrying other pets. Like those cute calenders with cats or dogs dressed up in wedding attire. :)
21 posted on 10/29/2003 11:26:41 AM PST by Lorianne
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Where do they recommend you go for the honeymoon?
22 posted on 10/29/2003 11:27:13 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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People Eloping with Titillating Animals?
24 posted on 10/29/2003 11:30:20 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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This is disgusting. How many demented people are there to keep this website (marryyourpet.com) going? Unbelievable.
27 posted on 10/29/2003 11:33:49 AM PST by FeliciaCat
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This is so funny and yet so sad at the same time, LOL.
28 posted on 10/29/2003 11:38:00 AM PST by areeves79
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There are few people on the planet who love animals more than I do — many equally as, but not more than. I've had multiple dogs continuously for over 35 years, have rescued more animals (horses, birds, dogs, cats) than I can remember. I've raised and trained German Wirehaired Pointers for show, hunting and field trials. In many respects, I prefer the company of animals to most people.

So, speaking with some authority from that background, I state categorically that to anthropomorphize animals and treat them as furry people is NOT LOVE. Rather, it is the height of selfishness and hedonism. Real love for animals is shown by making an attempt to understand the world as the animal perceives it, and to channel their natural behaviors into activities that help them live happy lives in a human-dominated world.

To put it as plainly as possible, I love my dogs precisely because they are dogs, not human beings. To expect them to be anything other than dogs would be a betrayal of their trust in me.

29 posted on 10/29/2003 11:44:08 AM PST by Wolfstar (An angel still rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.)
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To: wheelgunguru
I'd love to marry President Bush's two doggies, but that would make me a bigamist. So, I won't propose to them when I go to D.C.

Arf, Arf....

Leni

30 posted on 10/29/2003 11:47:57 AM PST by MinuteGal
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To: wheelgunguru

Was there any doubt that this site would be run by a woman, who looks like this?



Matilda
Pet and partners priest for longer than she'd care to remember.





So you've found your partner for life, the only thing is - he's an animal. Not just that he leaves hair in the bath and has abominable table manners, but that he really is an animal, e.g. with feathers, scales or whatnot.

No matter. What's important is that you're happy, not their facial hair or how many legs he's got. So go on, if you really love him and you're in this for life, isn't it time you married your pet?



LINK

31 posted on 10/29/2003 11:51:36 AM PST by Sabertooth (No Drivers' Licences for Illegal Aliens. Petition SB60. http://www.saveourlicense.com/n_home.htm)
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