[Politicalmom]

Ok, second reference to Crabs I have seen today. If it isn't pornographic, could you please provide an explanation. The moose distracted me, and I must have missed this one.

[Polonius]

It's a reference to last week's "South Park," which was about the whole "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"/"Metrosexual" phenomenon. All the men of South Park were caught up in the craze and became effeminate, shopping-obsessed metrosexuals. It turned out that it was all a plot by the subterranean Crab People to take over the Earth by making men too weak to resist.