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How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?

Posted on 10/23/2003 10:26:08 AM PDT by Sir Gawain

How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again


TOPICS: Free Republic; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bulb; lamp; light; lightbulb
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To: Sir Gawain
Add 35 people to argue back and forth about the lightbulb's role in the Evolution versus Creationism debate.
141 posted on 10/23/2003 11:02:54 AM PDT by XRdsRev
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
"Why do f.christian's posts remind me of William Shatner reading an e.e. cummings poem?"

Actually I finally figured out just who f.chrisitian is!

He is the guy who translates all those consumer electronics instruction manuals (like DVD players and Cameras) from Japanese into Eng-rish!

142 posted on 10/23/2003 11:03:10 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (French: old Europe word meaning surrender)
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To: bootless
1 to protest that there ISN'T an Ann Coulter picture posted (yet.)

3 more merely hitting the [Post] button too many times too quickly.
143 posted on 10/23/2003 11:03:46 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only support FR by donating monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
Al Gore invented lightbulbs!
144 posted on 10/23/2003 11:03:54 AM PDT by TheBigB (Remember ladies...spandex is a privilege, not a right.)
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To: XRdsRev
One to ping the *crevo and/or *wod lists and hijack the thread.
145 posted on 10/23/2003 11:04:12 AM PDT by Skooz (All Hail the Mighty Kansas City Chiefs: 7-0 baby)
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
OK, let's continue:

Several thousand who believe there was a 'TE#2' (Thomas Edison number 2) involved in breaking the bulb.

Eight hundred who refuse to believe that the bulbist-elect of California ever touched a bulb that didn't want to be changed, and in any case, the former bulbist of Arkansas did far worse, sticking his cigar in the bulb socket.

Three hundred who are more concerned about bulbs sneaking across the Mexican border, getting a free ride on the KWH (kilowatt-hour) Express. Then several hundred more who point out that if not for these cheap foreign bulbs, half of the light fixtures that nobody wants to touch would go unfilled.

146 posted on 10/23/2003 11:04:36 AM PDT by TrappedInLiberalHell (Hillary walks into a bar. Let's hope it leaves a nice bump on her forehead.)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE
3 more merely hitting the [Post] button too many times too quickly.

And then posting a message stating they're sorry for hitting the Post button too many times...

147 posted on 10/23/2003 11:04:44 AM PDT by danneskjold
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To: Sir Gawain
7 that will not read the thread and will post the same replies as others.
148 posted on 10/23/2003 11:05:52 AM PDT by Flyer (You get more with a smile, a kind word and a gun than with a smile and a kind word)
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To: new cruelty; Skooz; 4mycountry
Yeah, I saw where you gave credit to 4mycountry. :)

And Skooz, I literally laughed out loud with your full-fledged dancing troupe post. :) I'm sitting here giggling--when I really should be working.
149 posted on 10/23/2003 11:05:54 AM PDT by proud American in Canada ("We are a peaceful people. Yet we are not a fragile people.")
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To: Skooz
ROTFLOL.

"...More..."

150 posted on 10/23/2003 11:06:04 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: Flyer
7 that will not read the thread and will post the same replies as others.
151 posted on 10/23/2003 11:06:17 AM PDT by danneskjold
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To: Sir Gawain
4 will double post.
152 posted on 10/23/2003 11:06:35 AM PDT by Flyer (You get more with a smile, a kind word and a gun than with a smile and a kind word)
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To: Sir Gawain
4 will double post.
153 posted on 10/23/2003 11:06:38 AM PDT by Flyer (You get more with a smile, a kind word and a gun than with a smile and a kind word)
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To: Slings and Arrows
8 posts about Bagdad Bob's comments:

"There are no light bulbs in Bagdad. There is no need to change them. The UN inspector traitors told you there were no light bulbs. It is all lies of the American infidels that changing is needed.

154 posted on 10/23/2003 11:06:58 AM PDT by myprecious
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To: Poohbah
Just damn.
155 posted on 10/23/2003 11:07:17 AM PDT by mhking
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To: Flyer
7 that will not read the thread and will post the same replies as others.

At least one poster who will come onto an 800 post thread and start replying to people at the very beginning of the thread!

156 posted on 10/23/2003 11:07:32 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: danneskjold; Ragtime Cowgirl
Two more posts from our beloved Miss Ragtime who points out that the Iraqi's under Bush's recovery now have more power, for more hours per day, than the Bosnia's do 8 years after Clinton bombed them back into the Dark Ages. 8<)

(Except the media are ignoring the pitiful Bosnian infrastructure...)
157 posted on 10/23/2003 11:07:36 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only support FR by donating monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Sir Gawain
1 to post a reply that is totally irrelevant and follow with a post apologizing for posting to the wrong thread.
158 posted on 10/23/2003 11:07:46 AM PDT by Flyer (You get more with a smile, a kind word and a gun than with a smile and a kind word)
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To: Sir Gawain
4 freepers to tell you you're a statist.
159 posted on 10/23/2003 11:08:02 AM PDT by Catspaw
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To: Poohbah
21 Freepers to say it wasn't burned-out it was just lose.
160 posted on 10/23/2003 11:08:50 AM PDT by Ranxerox
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