How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?

[XRdsRev]

Add 35 people to argue back and forth about the lightbulb's role in the Evolution versus Creationism debate.

[Mad Dawgg]

"Why do f.christian's posts remind me of William Shatner reading an e.e. cummings poem?"

Actually I finally figured out just who f.chrisitian is!

He is the guy who translates all those consumer electronics instruction manuals (like DVD players and Cameras) from Japanese into Eng-rish!

[Robert A Cook PE]

1 to protest that there ISN'T an Ann Coulter picture posted (yet.)

3 more merely hitting the [Post] button too many times too quickly.

[TheBigB]

Al Gore invented lightbulbs!

[Skooz]

One to ping the *crevo and/or *wod lists and hijack the thread.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

OK, let's continue:

Several thousand who believe there was a 'TE#2' (Thomas Edison number 2) involved in breaking the bulb.

Eight hundred who refuse to believe that the bulbist-elect of California ever touched a bulb that didn't want to be changed, and in any case, the former bulbist of Arkansas did far worse, sticking his cigar in the bulb socket.

Three hundred who are more concerned about bulbs sneaking across the Mexican border, getting a free ride on the KWH (kilowatt-hour) Express. Then several hundred more who point out that if not for these cheap foreign bulbs, half of the light fixtures that nobody wants to touch would go unfilled.

[danneskjold]

3 more merely hitting the [Post] button too many times too quickly.

And then posting a message stating they're sorry for hitting the Post button too many times...

[Flyer]

7 that will not read the thread and will post the same replies as others.

[proud American in Canada]

Yeah, I saw where you gave credit to 4mycountry. :)

And Skooz, I literally laughed out loud with your full-fledged dancing troupe post. :) I'm sitting here giggling--when I really should be working.

[new cruelty]

ROTFLOL.

"...More..."

[danneskjold]

7 that will not read the thread and will post the same replies as others.

[Flyer]

4 will double post.

[Flyer]

4 will double post.

[myprecious]

8 posts about Bagdad Bob's comments:

"There are no light bulbs in Bagdad. There is no need to change them. The UN inspector traitors told you there were no light bulbs. It is all lies of the American infidels that changing is needed.

[mhking]

Just damn.

[Howlin]

7 that will not read the thread and will post the same replies as others.

At least one poster who will come onto an 800 post thread and start replying to people at the very beginning of the thread!

[Robert A Cook PE]

Two more posts from our beloved Miss Ragtime who points out that the Iraqi's under Bush's recovery now have more power, for more hours per day, than the Bosnia's do 8 years after Clinton bombed them back into the Dark Ages. 8<)

(Except the media are ignoring the pitiful Bosnian infrastructure...)

[Flyer]

1 to post a reply that is totally irrelevant and follow with a post apologizing for posting to the wrong thread.

[Catspaw]

4 freepers to tell you you're a statist.

[Ranxerox]

21 Freepers to say it wasn't burned-out it was just lose.