>>>How about M. Schiavo feeling the full force of my steel-toed work boots?
I volunteer to hold him.
My excuse will be a medical condition, due to a lack of pottasium, caused uncontrollable jerking of my right and left legs, resulting in spastic forward jerks (kicks) that were, unfortunately, performed in the direction of Damien Schiavo's anterior mid-body level.
How's that.