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To: Pukin Dog
The other day, I was informed that I would be going to hell because I stated the obvious: Jeb Bush did not have the authority to intervene in this matter.
40 posted on 10/21/2003 3:26:25 PM PDT by ambrose
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To: ambrose; dighton; aculeus
The other day, I was informed that I would be going to hell because I stated the obvious: Jeb Bush did not have the authority to intervene in this matter.

SCENE: INT. of HELL. Poster AMBROSE is sitting in a pool of molten lava, next to ADOLF HITLER.

AMBROSE: Oh, uh, hi there. I guess we're going to be neighbors.
HITLER: Ja, it looks that way.
AMBROSE: So, ummm....what are you here for?
HITLER: Well, I started a war that killed over 50 million people. And I slaughtered 6 million Jews. You?
AMBROSE: Ahh, well, there was this internet forum, right? And I posted an opinion about the law that someone else disagreed with. So, you know, here I am. (laughs nervously)
HITLER: (pauses) Well, I bet you feel pretty stupid, ja?
AMBROSE: Yeah.

209 posted on 10/22/2003 5:00:51 AM PDT by general_re ("I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Master is away.")
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