[general_re]

The other day, I was informed that I would be going to hell because I stated the obvious: Jeb Bush did not have the authority to intervene in this matter.

SCENE: INT. of HELL. Poster AMBROSE is sitting in a pool of molten lava, next to ADOLF HITLER.

AMBROSE: Oh, uh, hi there. I guess we're going to be neighbors.
HITLER: Ja, it looks that way.
AMBROSE: So, ummm....what are you here for?
HITLER: Well, I started a war that killed over 50 million people. And I slaughtered 6 million Jews. You?
AMBROSE: Ahh, well, there was this internet forum, right? And I posted an opinion about the law that someone else disagreed with. So, you know, here I am. (laughs nervously)
HITLER: (pauses) Well, I bet you feel pretty stupid, ja?
AMBROSE: Yeah.

[BSunday]

SCENE: INT. of HELL

Is that supposed to be short for "intrance" ??? All your spell checkers are belong to us. Seriesly.

[ambrose]

hehe