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With half his brain tied behind his back [Ann Coulter]
WND.com ^ | Oct 15, 2003 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 10/15/2003 4:36:12 PM PDT by perfect stranger

So liberals have finally found a drug addict they don't like. And unlike the Lackawanna Six – those high-spirited young lads innocently seeking adventure in an al-Qaida training camp in Afghanistan – liberals could find no excuses for Rush Limbaugh.

After years of the mainstream media assuring us that Rush was a has-been, a nobody, yesterday's news – the Rush painkiller story was front-page news last week. (Would anyone care if Howell Raines committed murder?) The airwaves and print media were on red alert with Rush's admission that, after an unsuccessful spinal operation a few years ago, he became addicted to powerful prescription painkillers.

Rush Limbaugh's misfortune is apparently a bigger story than his nearly $300 million radio contract signed two years ago. That was the biggest radio contract in broadcasting history. Yet there are only 12 documents on LexisNexis that reported it. The New York Times didn't take notice of Rush's $300 million radio contract, but a few weeks later, put Bill Clinton's comparatively measly $10 million book contract on its front page. Meanwhile, in the past week alone, LexisNexis has accumulated more than 50 documents with the words "Rush Limbaugh and hypocrisy." That should make up for the 12 documents on his $300 million radio contract.

The reason any conservative's failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy is the only sin that really inflames them. Inasmuch as liberals have no morals, they can sit back and criticize other people for failing to meet the standards that liberals simply renounce. It's an intriguing strategy. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers, liars, weasels and cowards, liberals avoid ever being hypocrites.

At least Rush wasn't walking into church carrying a 10-pound Bible before rushing back to the Oval Office for sodomy with Monica Lewinsky. He wasn't enforcing absurd sexual harassment guidelines while dropping his pants in front of a half-dozen subordinates. (Evidently, Clinton wasn't a hypocrite because no one was supposed to take seriously the notion that he respected women or believed in God.)

Rush has hardly been the anti-drug crusader liberals suggest. Indeed, Rush hasn't had much to say about drugs at all since that spinal operation. The Rush Limbaugh quote that has been endlessly recited in the last week to prove Rush's rank "hypocrisy" is this, made eight years ago: "Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. ... And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up."

What precisely are liberals proposing that Rush should have said to avoid their indignant squeals of "hypocrisy"? Announce his support for the wide and legal availability of a prescription painkiller that may have caused him to go deaf and nearly ruined his career and wrecked his life? I believe that would have been both evil and hypocritical.

Or is it simply that Rush should not have become addicted to painkillers in the first place? Well, no, I suppose not. You've caught us: Rush has a flaw. And yet, the wily hypocrite does not support flaws!

When a conservative can be the biggest thing in talk radio, earning $30 million a year and attracting 20 million devoted listeners every week – all while addicted to drugs – I'll admit liberals have reason to believe that conservatives are some sort of super-race, incorruptible by original sin. But the only perfect man hasn't walked the Earth for 2,000 years. In liberals' worldview, any conservative who is not Jesus Christ is ipso facto a "hypocrite" for not publicly embracing dissolute behavior the way liberals do.

In fact, Rush's behavior was not all that dissolute. There is a fundamental difference between taking any drug – legal, illegal, prescription, protected by the 21st Amendment or banned by Michael Bloomberg – for kicks and taking a painkiller for pain.

There is a difference morally and a difference legally. While slamming Rush, Harvard Law professor Alan Dershowitz recently told Wolf Blitzer, "Generally, people who illegally buy prescription drugs are not prosecuted, whereas people who illegally buy cocaine and heroin are prosecuted." What would the point be? Just say no to back surgery?

I haven't checked with any Harvard Law professors, but I'm pretty sure that, generally, adulterous drunks who drive off bridges and kill girls are prosecuted. Ah, but Teddy Kennedy supports adultery and public drunkenness – so at least you can't call him a hypocrite! That must provide great consolation to Mary Jo Kopechne's parents.

I have a rule about not feeling sorry for people worth $300 million, but I'm feeling sentimental. Evan Thomas wrote a cover story on Rush for Newsweek this week that was so vicious it read like conservative satire. Thomas called Rush a "schlub," "socially ill at ease," an Elmer Gantry, an actor whose "act has won over, or fooled, a lot of people." He compared Rush to the phony TV evangelist Jim Bakker and recommended that Rush start to "make a virtue out of honesty." (Liberals can lie under oath in legal proceedings and it's a "personal matter." Conservatives must scream their every failing from the rooftops or they are "liars.")

As is standard procedure for profiles of conservatives, Newsweek gathered quotes on Rush from liberals, ex-wives and dumped dates. Covering himself, Thomas ruefully remarked that "it's hard to find many people who really know him." Well, there was me, Evan! But I guess Newsweek didn't have room for the quotes I promptly sent back to the Newsweek researchers. I could have even corrected Newsweek's absurd account of how Rush met his current wife. (It's kind of cute, too: She was a fan who began arguing with him about something he said on air.)

Thomas also made the astute observation that "Rush Limbaugh has always had far more followers than friends." Needless to say, this floored those of us who were shocked to discover that Rush does not have 20 million friends.

So the guy I really feel sorry for is Evan Thomas. How would little Evan fare in any competitive media? Any followers? Any fans? Any readers at all? And he's not even addicted to painkillers! This week, Rush proved his motto: He really can beat liberals with half his brain tied behind his back.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Editorial; Government
KEYWORDS: anncoulter; evanthomas; liberals; newsweek; rush
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To: perfect stranger
I have a rule about not feeling sorry for people worth $300 million, but I'm feeling sentimental.

I love Ann!

61 posted on 10/15/2003 6:13:30 PM PDT by Cold Heat ("It is easier for an ass to succeed in that trade than any other." [Samuel Clemens, on lawyers])
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To: _Jim
At a recent speech by Ann that I had the pleasure of attending at UNC Law School, she talked of how the democrats are saying Bush's policy in Iraq is a drift.

"A drift like a drunk driver going off a bridge and killing his female passenger?" --Ann

62 posted on 10/15/2003 6:13:57 PM PDT by Phantom Lord (Distributor of Pain, Your Loss Becomes My Gain)
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To: perfect stranger
"Rush Limbaugh's misfortune..."

A self-inflicted misfortune.

63 posted on 10/15/2003 6:16:00 PM PDT by mass55th
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To: RonDog
She looks so pretty in the bottom photo. (Top one, too, but the bottom one is just lovely.)
65 posted on 10/15/2003 6:17:01 PM PDT by small_l_libertarian
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To: Phantom Lord
A drift ... going off a bridge and killing his female passenger?

Ouch!

66 posted on 10/15/2003 6:17:07 PM PDT by _Jim (<--Relevent tech resources/click on name...Blackout of 2003--> www.pserc.wisc.edu/Resources.htm)
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To: Sir Gawain
Not to your body or brain there's not. It's all the same.

Well, actually, there is.

It came as a surprise to the medical profession that it requires truly remarkable amounts of pain-killers to OD if one is actually in severe pain. Basically, as long as you don't use other medications, drink, or otherwise activate synergistic effects, and you actually need the pain-killing effect, very large doses are not lethal (balanced to the actual pain level. Conversely, it was implied that if you took X amount for pain, and that a short while later the base level of pain (rapidly)went away, you could OD on the same dose because the pain level dropped. This effect was made more severe because of the body's rapidly growing resistant to such things by cutting back on its own natural supply (Endorphins and enkephalins), which encourages ever-increasing dosages.

As a result of this being discovered, pain management has now become a term that means something to more than a handful of specialists.

67 posted on 10/15/2003 6:19:34 PM PDT by lepton
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To: perfect stranger
Thanks for posting this.
68 posted on 10/15/2003 6:25:39 PM PDT by StarfireIV
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To: Buckhead
Amen to that. Evan Thomas writes like a jealous girly-man. I cannot wait to enjoy dinner with Ann along with our Florida Federated Women's Republican Club on November 1,2003 in St Pete. She will be VERY warmly received.
69 posted on 10/15/2003 6:28:01 PM PDT by samantha (Don't panic, the adults are in charge)
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To: Pahuanui
Smart enough not to consider going to law school? While it is very hip to hate lawyers, very few people would be idiotic enough to say that lawyers are not bright people.
70 posted on 10/15/2003 6:28:36 PM PDT by ItisaReligionofPeace ((the original))
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To: jsbankston
During his treatment, doctors and councilors will tell Rush that he must fight his addiction without the excuse that he is only addicted to a prescription drug.

When Rush enters group therapy if he states that his addiction is not as bad as a street junkies, the doctor and the other patients will tell him that they are all the same. I used to work in a drug treatment center and all the stories are sad. Some find recovery, some maintain a sobriety and the rest fight the battle for the rest of their lives.


So sad to see someone cede his reason to liberal cant. This philosophy of functional equivalence is behind other claims such as "all sex is sex; so no form of sex is really any different from any other form" or "all killing is murder because those killed are equally as dead no matter what the reason for their deaths" or "all societies have rules and societal expectations, so there's really no society that is better than any other society" or "all religions are basically the same since they serve a similar function amongst many and varied societies" or "human and chimp DNA is almost exactly alike so there's no real difference between the two animals".

Although one's body may not know the difference between a prescription narcotic and some smack from Mexico, the reasons one has done the former versus the latter are extremely important because they go to why someone did what he did to begin with, how he acted while in that state, and whether he is likely to do so again. After all, it's the difference that makes the difference, not the similarities.
71 posted on 10/15/2003 6:30:38 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: perfect stranger
Good on ya Ann. True friends are are to find and Ms. Coulter is one worth having.
72 posted on 10/15/2003 6:32:00 PM PDT by ImpBill ("America! ... Where are you now?")
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To: lepton
Thank you for a reasonable response to nonsense. Terminal cancer patients can take amounts of narcotics that would kill a person in normal health and yet be entirely rational and in touch with reality.
73 posted on 10/15/2003 6:32:41 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: Right_in_Virginia
I have been lucky to not have to live with chronic pain, but I've had acute pain (kidney stone disease) that demanded pain killers for me to be in any way functional. I consider it a crime to withhold pain meds and pain management therapy from people who need them, rather than a crime to take them when necessary.
74 posted on 10/15/2003 6:32:45 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Phantom Lord
Many heroin addicts have talked to the ease in quiting heroin compared to cigarettes. Rush will make it and come out stronger than ever.

Never tried heroin
gave upthe weed 33 years ago
It was a bitch for almost 2 weeks
I would look at a sexy woman and want a smoke
Talk about getting your lusts screwed up
75 posted on 10/15/2003 6:42:54 PM PDT by uncbob ( building tomorrow)
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To: All
Thanks Ann!
76 posted on 10/15/2003 6:44:56 PM PDT by netmilsmom ( We are SITCOMs-single income, two kids, oppressive mortgage.)
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To: zeromus
What is amazing is that the leftists in the real world are bassing rush. Had fun with one, she was calling stupid and fat. I advised I listened and enjoyed to his show. She was unable to comprehend how I could still like his radio show even though the "fell" from grace.

After I explained 1. he was unlikely to EVER spend a day in jail due to FL's drug court system. and 2. the message is still valid even if the messenger is wounded in action, she did not want to get beyond fat and stupid.
77 posted on 10/15/2003 6:45:05 PM PDT by longtermmemmory (Vote!)
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To: Phantom Lord
Rush was a 3 pack a day smoker and quit cold turkey. Many heroin addicts have talked to the ease in quiting heroin compared to cigarettes. Rush will make it and come out stronger than ever.

Drugs taken to alter your mental outlook are one thing but an addiction to a substance that was prescribed to alleviate pain is another. Once that pain reliever is taken away, the pain will obviously return. Being a sufferer of chronic low level back and hip pain and occasional excruciating episodes that require Viox, I can't imagine what Rush's alternative to pain relievers is going to be once the prescribed medication is taken away.......

78 posted on 10/15/2003 6:46:32 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco ( 30 years of dealing with stupid people and I still don't have the right to just shoot them...)
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To: samantha
I cannot wait to enjoy dinner with Ann

Well, aren't you just special! Ask her why she never returned my calls......

79 posted on 10/15/2003 6:50:12 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco ( 30 years of dealing with stupid people and I still don't have the right to just shoot them...)
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To: uncbob
Well if a Scuz like Imus can stay clean I would think Rush can

Have you ever heard him tell the story of how he gave up cigarettes? He just stopped smoking, cold. I know he smokes cigars (gackk) but I don't think people inhale them so there's not the nicotine? I guess some must get ingested through the mouth, plus how many cigars can someone smoke in a day?

80 posted on 10/15/2003 7:20:14 PM PDT by First Amendment
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