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With half his brain tied behind his back [Ann Coulter]
WND.com ^ | Oct 15, 2003 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 10/15/2003 4:36:12 PM PDT by perfect stranger

So liberals have finally found a drug addict they don't like. And unlike the Lackawanna Six – those high-spirited young lads innocently seeking adventure in an al-Qaida training camp in Afghanistan – liberals could find no excuses for Rush Limbaugh.

After years of the mainstream media assuring us that Rush was a has-been, a nobody, yesterday's news – the Rush painkiller story was front-page news last week. (Would anyone care if Howell Raines committed murder?) The airwaves and print media were on red alert with Rush's admission that, after an unsuccessful spinal operation a few years ago, he became addicted to powerful prescription painkillers.

Rush Limbaugh's misfortune is apparently a bigger story than his nearly $300 million radio contract signed two years ago. That was the biggest radio contract in broadcasting history. Yet there are only 12 documents on LexisNexis that reported it. The New York Times didn't take notice of Rush's $300 million radio contract, but a few weeks later, put Bill Clinton's comparatively measly $10 million book contract on its front page. Meanwhile, in the past week alone, LexisNexis has accumulated more than 50 documents with the words "Rush Limbaugh and hypocrisy." That should make up for the 12 documents on his $300 million radio contract.

The reason any conservative's failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy is the only sin that really inflames them. Inasmuch as liberals have no morals, they can sit back and criticize other people for failing to meet the standards that liberals simply renounce. It's an intriguing strategy. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers, liars, weasels and cowards, liberals avoid ever being hypocrites.

At least Rush wasn't walking into church carrying a 10-pound Bible before rushing back to the Oval Office for sodomy with Monica Lewinsky. He wasn't enforcing absurd sexual harassment guidelines while dropping his pants in front of a half-dozen subordinates. (Evidently, Clinton wasn't a hypocrite because no one was supposed to take seriously the notion that he respected women or believed in God.)

Rush has hardly been the anti-drug crusader liberals suggest. Indeed, Rush hasn't had much to say about drugs at all since that spinal operation. The Rush Limbaugh quote that has been endlessly recited in the last week to prove Rush's rank "hypocrisy" is this, made eight years ago: "Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. ... And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up."

What precisely are liberals proposing that Rush should have said to avoid their indignant squeals of "hypocrisy"? Announce his support for the wide and legal availability of a prescription painkiller that may have caused him to go deaf and nearly ruined his career and wrecked his life? I believe that would have been both evil and hypocritical.

Or is it simply that Rush should not have become addicted to painkillers in the first place? Well, no, I suppose not. You've caught us: Rush has a flaw. And yet, the wily hypocrite does not support flaws!

When a conservative can be the biggest thing in talk radio, earning $30 million a year and attracting 20 million devoted listeners every week – all while addicted to drugs – I'll admit liberals have reason to believe that conservatives are some sort of super-race, incorruptible by original sin. But the only perfect man hasn't walked the Earth for 2,000 years. In liberals' worldview, any conservative who is not Jesus Christ is ipso facto a "hypocrite" for not publicly embracing dissolute behavior the way liberals do.

In fact, Rush's behavior was not all that dissolute. There is a fundamental difference between taking any drug – legal, illegal, prescription, protected by the 21st Amendment or banned by Michael Bloomberg – for kicks and taking a painkiller for pain.

There is a difference morally and a difference legally. While slamming Rush, Harvard Law professor Alan Dershowitz recently told Wolf Blitzer, "Generally, people who illegally buy prescription drugs are not prosecuted, whereas people who illegally buy cocaine and heroin are prosecuted." What would the point be? Just say no to back surgery?

I haven't checked with any Harvard Law professors, but I'm pretty sure that, generally, adulterous drunks who drive off bridges and kill girls are prosecuted. Ah, but Teddy Kennedy supports adultery and public drunkenness – so at least you can't call him a hypocrite! That must provide great consolation to Mary Jo Kopechne's parents.

I have a rule about not feeling sorry for people worth $300 million, but I'm feeling sentimental. Evan Thomas wrote a cover story on Rush for Newsweek this week that was so vicious it read like conservative satire. Thomas called Rush a "schlub," "socially ill at ease," an Elmer Gantry, an actor whose "act has won over, or fooled, a lot of people." He compared Rush to the phony TV evangelist Jim Bakker and recommended that Rush start to "make a virtue out of honesty." (Liberals can lie under oath in legal proceedings and it's a "personal matter." Conservatives must scream their every failing from the rooftops or they are "liars.")

As is standard procedure for profiles of conservatives, Newsweek gathered quotes on Rush from liberals, ex-wives and dumped dates. Covering himself, Thomas ruefully remarked that "it's hard to find many people who really know him." Well, there was me, Evan! But I guess Newsweek didn't have room for the quotes I promptly sent back to the Newsweek researchers. I could have even corrected Newsweek's absurd account of how Rush met his current wife. (It's kind of cute, too: She was a fan who began arguing with him about something he said on air.)

Thomas also made the astute observation that "Rush Limbaugh has always had far more followers than friends." Needless to say, this floored those of us who were shocked to discover that Rush does not have 20 million friends.

So the guy I really feel sorry for is Evan Thomas. How would little Evan fare in any competitive media? Any followers? Any fans? Any readers at all? And he's not even addicted to painkillers! This week, Rush proved his motto: He really can beat liberals with half his brain tied behind his back.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Editorial; Government
KEYWORDS: anncoulter; evanthomas; liberals; newsweek; rush
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To: jsbankston
During his treatment, doctors and councilors will tell Rush that he must fight his addiction without the excuse that he is only addicted to a prescription drug.

OK, why? If the drug gets rid of the pain, why quit? Why not just stay on the drug? So he's addicted, so what? If you just maintain enough to take care of the pain and no more, I don't see what the big deal is. Yeah maybe it made him deaf, we don't really know that, but that damage has been done.

141 posted on 10/16/2003 1:53:16 PM PDT by ItsTheMediaStupid
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To: perfect stranger
Liberal:
Conservative:

Hillary:

142 posted on 10/16/2003 1:55:13 PM PDT by Kay Soze (Post 9-11 We can’t allow ourselves to be endangered by doubters (Dems) of our right to be safe.)
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To: L.N. Smithee
I believe that there was an actual reference to women had dinner with him and who found him uninteresting.

The same thing happened to Tom Selneck, aka Magnum PI.

143 posted on 10/16/2003 2:02:29 PM PDT by ItsTheMediaStupid
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To: perfect stranger
Anybody remember how Rush talked about Marv Albert? How about Jerry Garcia? The people on here who are honest about how scornful Rush was can be counted on my hands.
144 posted on 10/16/2003 2:04:43 PM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine
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To: Phantom Lord
Rush doesn't drink except for a far a few between wine with dinner.

Just had a few did you?

145 posted on 10/16/2003 2:09:57 PM PDT by ItsTheMediaStupid
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To: perfect stranger
Rush's Drug abuse is indefensible. He is an entertainer. I hope he gets well.
146 posted on 10/16/2003 2:14:17 PM PDT by Afronaut (Live as free men, but do not use your freedom as a cover-up for evil.)
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To: Matchett-PI
Ditto! Thanks for the ping Janice.

The liberals have no shame. They're an anathema.

Love'ya...Mustang sends from "Malpaso News"
147 posted on 10/16/2003 2:42:23 PM PDT by Mustang (Evil Thrives When Good People Do Nothing!)
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To: perfect stranger
Excellent. Bump.
148 posted on 10/16/2003 3:27:17 PM PDT by RightOnline
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
Anybody remember how Rush talked about Marv Albert? How about Jerry Garcia? The people on here who are honest about how scornful Rush was can be counted on my hands.

The issue is not whether liberals are being mean to Rush or that Rush has a history of taking people to task for drug problems while he himself succumbed to his own problem with drugs.

Rather, the issue is that Rush and his supporters in spirit must understand that his avenue to addiction may have been different than that of Jerry Garcia, Aaron Sorkin, Darrell Strawberry etc but the results are the same and the treatment and recovery will be the same.

And yes the mantra that with Rush it not the messenger but the message touted by Rush's supporters is as empty as liberals who proclaimed that it was not Clinton the man but his message.

149 posted on 10/16/2003 3:28:35 PM PDT by jsbankston
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To: ItsTheMediaStupid
OK, why? If the drug gets rid of the pain, why quit?

When I worked in drug treatment there would almost always be people that were addicted to prescription drugs. Some for pain, some for emotional issues but all very addicted.

During group sessions patients that were on prescription drugs would very often make the excuse that their addiction is not as bad as the coke head sitting next to them. With few exceptions those that failed to realize that their addiction was not any better than others would fail in their treatment.

All I am saying is that it is a disservice to Rush to claim that his addiction is different than the coke head in Rush's treatment center.

At first I did not believe the reports about Rush and now I must. It is heartbreaking not only to think how someone so strong could fall victim to drugs, but also to think of the pain he will go through to reach recovery.

150 posted on 10/16/2003 3:54:49 PM PDT by jsbankston
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To: perfect stranger
BTTT
151 posted on 10/17/2003 12:31:02 AM PDT by Dajjal
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To: perfect stranger
bttt
152 posted on 10/17/2003 3:12:58 AM PDT by lainde
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
You are cold-hearted. Rush was not a typical addict. Rush was so bad that some days he could not get 18 holes in.

Think of the pain that he must have endured between before the drug cocktail.

Yeah some folks endure crippling pain that does not permit them to get from their bed to their bath.

But, but, but Rush would be in tears between the 14th hole and the 18th or 36th hole without these drugs.

He quite simply needed them to just function.
153 posted on 10/17/2003 3:23:30 AM PDT by Bluntpoint
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To: Temple Owl
ping
154 posted on 10/20/2003 6:21:38 PM PDT by Tribune7 (It's not like he let his secretary drown in his car or something.)
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To: Kay Soze
LIBERAL:

CONSERVATIVE:

ANY QUESTIONS ?

155 posted on 10/20/2003 6:27:05 PM PDT by ChadGore (Kakkate Koi!)
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To: ChadGore
ANY QUESTIONS ?

Yes, re: exhibit #1: has Notre Dame reported a missing gargoyle lately?

156 posted on 10/20/2003 6:34:35 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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