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With half his brain tied behind his back [Ann Coulter]
WND.com ^ | Oct 15, 2003 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 10/15/2003 4:36:12 PM PDT by perfect stranger

So liberals have finally found a drug addict they don't like. And unlike the Lackawanna Six – those high-spirited young lads innocently seeking adventure in an al-Qaida training camp in Afghanistan – liberals could find no excuses for Rush Limbaugh.

After years of the mainstream media assuring us that Rush was a has-been, a nobody, yesterday's news – the Rush painkiller story was front-page news last week. (Would anyone care if Howell Raines committed murder?) The airwaves and print media were on red alert with Rush's admission that, after an unsuccessful spinal operation a few years ago, he became addicted to powerful prescription painkillers.

Rush Limbaugh's misfortune is apparently a bigger story than his nearly $300 million radio contract signed two years ago. That was the biggest radio contract in broadcasting history. Yet there are only 12 documents on LexisNexis that reported it. The New York Times didn't take notice of Rush's $300 million radio contract, but a few weeks later, put Bill Clinton's comparatively measly $10 million book contract on its front page. Meanwhile, in the past week alone, LexisNexis has accumulated more than 50 documents with the words "Rush Limbaugh and hypocrisy." That should make up for the 12 documents on his $300 million radio contract.

The reason any conservative's failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy is the only sin that really inflames them. Inasmuch as liberals have no morals, they can sit back and criticize other people for failing to meet the standards that liberals simply renounce. It's an intriguing strategy. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers, liars, weasels and cowards, liberals avoid ever being hypocrites.

At least Rush wasn't walking into church carrying a 10-pound Bible before rushing back to the Oval Office for sodomy with Monica Lewinsky. He wasn't enforcing absurd sexual harassment guidelines while dropping his pants in front of a half-dozen subordinates. (Evidently, Clinton wasn't a hypocrite because no one was supposed to take seriously the notion that he respected women or believed in God.)

Rush has hardly been the anti-drug crusader liberals suggest. Indeed, Rush hasn't had much to say about drugs at all since that spinal operation. The Rush Limbaugh quote that has been endlessly recited in the last week to prove Rush's rank "hypocrisy" is this, made eight years ago: "Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. ... And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up."

What precisely are liberals proposing that Rush should have said to avoid their indignant squeals of "hypocrisy"? Announce his support for the wide and legal availability of a prescription painkiller that may have caused him to go deaf and nearly ruined his career and wrecked his life? I believe that would have been both evil and hypocritical.

Or is it simply that Rush should not have become addicted to painkillers in the first place? Well, no, I suppose not. You've caught us: Rush has a flaw. And yet, the wily hypocrite does not support flaws!

When a conservative can be the biggest thing in talk radio, earning $30 million a year and attracting 20 million devoted listeners every week – all while addicted to drugs – I'll admit liberals have reason to believe that conservatives are some sort of super-race, incorruptible by original sin. But the only perfect man hasn't walked the Earth for 2,000 years. In liberals' worldview, any conservative who is not Jesus Christ is ipso facto a "hypocrite" for not publicly embracing dissolute behavior the way liberals do.

In fact, Rush's behavior was not all that dissolute. There is a fundamental difference between taking any drug – legal, illegal, prescription, protected by the 21st Amendment or banned by Michael Bloomberg – for kicks and taking a painkiller for pain.

There is a difference morally and a difference legally. While slamming Rush, Harvard Law professor Alan Dershowitz recently told Wolf Blitzer, "Generally, people who illegally buy prescription drugs are not prosecuted, whereas people who illegally buy cocaine and heroin are prosecuted." What would the point be? Just say no to back surgery?

I haven't checked with any Harvard Law professors, but I'm pretty sure that, generally, adulterous drunks who drive off bridges and kill girls are prosecuted. Ah, but Teddy Kennedy supports adultery and public drunkenness – so at least you can't call him a hypocrite! That must provide great consolation to Mary Jo Kopechne's parents.

I have a rule about not feeling sorry for people worth $300 million, but I'm feeling sentimental. Evan Thomas wrote a cover story on Rush for Newsweek this week that was so vicious it read like conservative satire. Thomas called Rush a "schlub," "socially ill at ease," an Elmer Gantry, an actor whose "act has won over, or fooled, a lot of people." He compared Rush to the phony TV evangelist Jim Bakker and recommended that Rush start to "make a virtue out of honesty." (Liberals can lie under oath in legal proceedings and it's a "personal matter." Conservatives must scream their every failing from the rooftops or they are "liars.")

As is standard procedure for profiles of conservatives, Newsweek gathered quotes on Rush from liberals, ex-wives and dumped dates. Covering himself, Thomas ruefully remarked that "it's hard to find many people who really know him." Well, there was me, Evan! But I guess Newsweek didn't have room for the quotes I promptly sent back to the Newsweek researchers. I could have even corrected Newsweek's absurd account of how Rush met his current wife. (It's kind of cute, too: She was a fan who began arguing with him about something he said on air.)

Thomas also made the astute observation that "Rush Limbaugh has always had far more followers than friends." Needless to say, this floored those of us who were shocked to discover that Rush does not have 20 million friends.

So the guy I really feel sorry for is Evan Thomas. How would little Evan fare in any competitive media? Any followers? Any fans? Any readers at all? And he's not even addicted to painkillers! This week, Rush proved his motto: He really can beat liberals with half his brain tied behind his back.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Editorial; Government
KEYWORDS: anncoulter; evanthomas; liberals; newsweek; rush
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To: aruanan
Very well put!!
101 posted on 10/15/2003 9:47:15 PM PDT by meema
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To: perfect stranger
"The New York Times didn't take notice of Rush's $300 million radio contract"

She ain't Cavuto, that's that for sure. My goodness, she's just asking for an update in Franken's paperback edition.

"Mr. Limbaugh is on a roll these days. He recently signed a nine-year contract, estimated to be worth $285 million, with his syndicator, Premiere Radio Networks."

New York Times
August 15, 2001
Section E; Page 4; Column 4
102 posted on 10/15/2003 9:51:55 PM PDT by Kleon
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To: aruanan
This was an eloquently written response. Thanks.
103 posted on 10/15/2003 9:55:35 PM PDT by Positive
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To: mykdsmom
He was right, but I sure did get some weird looks from my Pharmacist when I went for refills. They ended up calling him 3 separate times to make sure he really had authorized that amount of pain meds.

Our wonderful DEA at work. You're lucky you got a doctor that would prescribe the actual amount you needed.

104 posted on 10/15/2003 9:57:43 PM PDT by Timesink
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To: Kleon
New York Times
August 15, 2001
Section E; Page 4; Column 4

... but a few weeks later, put Bill Clinton's comparatively measly $10 million book contract on its front page.

105 posted on 10/15/2003 10:04:19 PM PDT by PhilipFreneau
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To: perfect stranger
That must provide great consolation to Mary Jo Kopechne's parents.

I wonder how much they were paid off to keep their mouths shut while selling their daughters justice.
106 posted on 10/15/2003 10:10:31 PM PDT by jwh_Denver (Excuse me for awhile, my tagline is having a tantrum.)
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To: perfect stranger
I have never read a more brilliant, well-crafted column than this by Ann Coulter.

Bless you Coulter, for putting Rush's predicemant in perspective.

Levittown, Pa.
107 posted on 10/15/2003 10:12:31 PM PDT by Edit35
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To: PhilipFreneau
Well, I was just pointing out that she said the New York Times didn't notice it, when in fact they did. Ann is at her best when she speaks from the heart, not when she relies on "facts" the digs up from LexisNexis archives.
108 posted on 10/15/2003 10:13:25 PM PDT by Kleon
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To: Pahuanui
"Coulter never could write particularly well, and now it's clear she can't read with any facility, either

I'm a writer. This is one of the most poignant, well-crafted articles I've ever seen, bar none.

Not only does it demolish the Newsweak column piece by piece, it puts into perspective Rush's dilemma, especially in light of Newsweak's silence on a plethora of other public personna sins, all those committed by liberals, of course.

109 posted on 10/15/2003 10:19:31 PM PDT by Edit35
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To: zeromus
What?

Not sure I got your point.
110 posted on 10/15/2003 10:29:07 PM PDT by RinaseaofDs
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To: Kleon; PhilipFreneau
She ain't Cavuto, that's that for sure. My goodness, she's just asking for an update in Franken's paperback edition.

You're splitting the thinnest of hairs here, which, perhaps not coincidentally, is the same way the Franken types come up with the vast majority of their so-called "lies". Coulter's article made it clear she was talking about the immediate reporting of the contract:

Rush Limbaugh's misfortune is apparently a bigger story than his nearly $300 million radio contract signed two years ago. That was the biggest radio contract in broadcasting history. Yet there are only 12 documents on LexisNexis that reported it. The New York Times didn't take notice of Rush's $300 million radio contract, but a few weeks later, put Bill Clinton's comparatively measly $10 million book contract on its front page.
The news of Rush's new contract broke on July 15, 2001. Your article is from a full month later, and mentions his contract only in passing as part of a different story. I just searched, and the Times did NOT report Rush's contract as hard news in any form whatsoever when it actually WAS news. Just as Coulter said, they "didn't take notice." And they did report Bill Clinton's contract as hard news the day it was announced.

If you remain desperate to "nail" Ann Coulter on something, you'll be happy to know I was unable to find any Bill Clinton book deal stories on the FRONT front page; the article in question appears to have run on the front page of the business section instead. I'll be sure to alert the Crucifixion Hut that you'll be sending Ann over for that error.

111 posted on 10/15/2003 10:31:27 PM PDT by Timesink
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To: Arpege92; perfect stranger; oldglory; Luke FReeman; MinuteGal; sheikdetailfeather; Mustang; ...
"In liberals' worldview, any conservative who is not Jesus Christ is ipso facto a "hypocrite" for not publicly embracing dissolute behavior the way liberals do."

There is another side to that same self-righteous coin.

Rush (along with other conservatives), is in good company. Jesus Christ, himself, couldn't measure up to the paragons of political correctness of his day, either.

They called the Son of God an alcholic and a glutton -- a "junkie" - addicted to too much food and too much booze. Imagine that.

112 posted on 10/15/2003 10:32:51 PM PDT by Matchett-PI (Why do America's enemies desperately want DemocRATS back in power?)
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To: Numbers Guy
The "dumped dates" comment is a reference to the time he had lunch with Maureen Dowd 10 years ago. It wasn't a date, just an interview type thing.

I believe that there was an actual reference to women had dinner with him and who found him uninteresting.

113 posted on 10/15/2003 10:36:43 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee (Just because I don't think like you doesn't mean I don't think for myself)
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To: L.N. Smithee; Numbers Guy
"I believe that there was an actual reference to women had dinner with him and who found him uninteresting."

I would guess that the females who would find him uninteresting are shallow air-heads who would prefer the company of metro-sexual males who have learned to get in touch with their feminine side.

114 posted on 10/15/2003 10:43:58 PM PDT by Matchett-PI (Why do America's enemies desperately want DemocRATS back in power?)
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To: perfect stranger
Rock on Ann.
115 posted on 10/15/2003 10:47:14 PM PDT by Stopislamnow (It will be too late when we're all dead. And the way our government is going, it'll be soon.)
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To: Ann Coulter
Great comments Ann!

Cutting and to the point as ususal.

No one pings you to threads about your articles, and they wonder why you don't FR mail them.

116 posted on 10/15/2003 10:55:46 PM PDT by Syncro (:>)
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To: perfect stranger
Thanks Ms. Ann .. you really know how to support a friend.
117 posted on 10/15/2003 11:35:56 PM PDT by CyberAnt
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To: Kleon
My goodness, she's just asking for an update in Franken's paperback edition.

You looking to join the ALL-WHITE "TEAM FRANKEN" LACK OF DIVERSITY SQUAD? That is who did the work on Franken's book.

For Pete's sake, NYT had Bubba on the FRONT PAGE.

The New York Times, August 7, 2001, Tuesday, Late Edition - Final, Section A; Page 1; Column 1; Business/Financial Desk , 1235 words, THE MEDIA BUSINESS; Publisher Will Pay Clinton Over $10 Million for Book, By DAVID D. KIRKPATRICK

Some how, I don't think she'll feel you're worth mentioning in her paperback edition of "Treason".

She ain't Cavuto, that's that for sure.

At this point, your statelemts make you a bigger ass than J-Lo's.....

118 posted on 10/15/2003 11:57:34 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul
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To: RonDog
Thanks for these links. I just rejoined Rush's 24/7 to give him that little boost when he hears how many people have joined SINCE his admission. Godspeed, Rush. Get well, Fuzzball.
119 posted on 10/16/2003 12:00:57 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Kleon
My goodness, she's just asking for an update in Franken's paperback edition.

Which book? He's written four. However, the only two "successful" ones are those that tap the liberal lust for hate. They hate Rush and they hate Fox, so we know which two books people can name. I never heard of the others until I did an Amazon.com search.

Franken left a third string gig at Saturday Night Live to go to Hollywood and sleep his way to the bottom. When I saw the title, "Lies And The Liars That Tell Them", I thought it was his autobiograph.

Of course, if Franken did an autobiography, I suggest "Me, AL Franken" as the title. It would also be the answer to, "Who's The Only Person To Read Al Franken's Autobiography?".

120 posted on 10/16/2003 12:04:41 AM PDT by Doctor Raoul
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