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Morford: Shut Up And Say "I Do" (It's BushCo's "Marriage Protection Week")
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| Wednesday, October 15, 2003
| Mark Morford, Always a Bridesmaid
Posted on 10/15/2003 7:26:15 AM PDT by presidio9
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:44:25 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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To: presidio9
I have to admit, reading Mark Morford is the only time I can glimpse into the mind of a seething leftist and want to chuckle instead of scream.
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posted on
10/15/2003 8:09:34 AM PDT
by
tdadams
To: presidio9
Give Morford credit -- he doesn't get all mealy-mouthed and hide his meaning....
But what does he have against professional wrestling?
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posted on
10/15/2003 8:09:50 AM PDT
by
Celtjew Libertarian
(Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
To: Celtjew Libertarian
But what does he have against professional wrestling? A bunch of buff, sweaty, oily men who wouldn't give him the time of day.
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posted on
10/15/2003 8:14:00 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(All Hail the Mighty Kansas City Chiefs)
To: Skooz
A bunch of buff, sweaty, oily men who wouldn't give him the time of day. She hates football for the same reason.
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posted on
10/15/2003 8:15:04 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(Countdown to 27 World Championships...)
To: finnman69
and his head.
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posted on
10/15/2003 8:20:16 AM PDT
by
steve8714
(Homer Simpson is my role model.)
To: presidio9
Mark...Women. They're hot. Yes, Mark, even in San Francisco. I've seen them. Some of them are actually even friendly. You should try them sometime. If God really intended for man's love life to be like a) that scene in "Deliverance", b) that scene in "Pulp Fiction" or c) a typical Saturday night on the town for you, He could just as easily have skipped creating woman. Fortunately, He stuck with it and gave us all the benefit of what was possibly His single best idea. Take the hint.
(Some of you will ask, "Then how do you explain Helen Thomas?" Ah well...what can I say? It's not her fault. Homely women are one of the more tragic results of the Fall. Had Adam and Eve never sinned, all women would be statuesque beauties...even Helen.)
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posted on
10/15/2003 8:21:18 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Mark Morford is an ardent dog lover. He says so himself.)
To: RichInOC
"Ol' Nature swears the lovely dears
Her noblest work she classes-O.
Her 'prentice hand she tried on man
And then she made the lasses-O."
-Robert Burns
"Green Grow the Rashes-O"
(Quoted from memory -- forgive any errors)
As for Helen Thomas, just call her Helen of "Oy!"
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posted on
10/15/2003 8:25:07 AM PDT
by
Celtjew Libertarian
(Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
To: RichInOC
"Then how do you explain Helen Thomas?" Ah well...what can I say? It's not her fault. Homely women are one of the more tragic results of the Fall. Had Adam and Eve never sinned, all women would be statuesque beauties...even Helen.Helen Thomas is a prime example of how "it's what's inside that counts," and as we get older we begin to look more and more like who we really are. Personally, I think she looks like the Wicked Witch of the West.
![](http://www.abc.net.au/enoughrope/img/ep26/thomas01.jpg)
The older she gets, the more Ms Morford will grow to resemble that unpleasant elimatory body part that she is so obsessed with.
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posted on
10/15/2003 8:32:18 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(Countdown to 27 World Championships...)
To: Celtjew Libertarian
Mark dear, are those bite marks I see on your pillow?
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posted on
10/15/2003 8:32:40 AM PDT
by
Humvee
To: presidio9
Never mind. It's just another Morford panty twist.
To: presidio9
I almost feel sorry of Miss Morford. Anybody that can glean that much nonsense out of "Marriage Protection Week" is clearly demented, on heavy drugs or just on the rag.
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posted on
10/15/2003 9:12:34 AM PDT
by
Fzob
(Why does this tag line keep showing up?)
To: presidio9
Anybody ever see Morford and Justin Raimando in the same room?
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posted on
10/15/2003 9:55:57 AM PDT
by
hang 'em
("Pray to allah in one hand and take a shi'ite in the other and see ya got" - Old Desert Saying.)
I love how leftists use psychiatry to suit their agenda...
"homophobic Bush administration...":
The Bush admin suffers from a mass mental disorder, according to gays.
Yet,
"thank God Almighty that your child isn't yet gay or pagan or libertarian and if she is that's OK because it's nothing that regular lithium and electroshock therapy can't "cure"?"
It is an impossibility that gays suffer from any disorder whatsoever. In fact, they cannot suffer from any, because they are gay.
To: dighton
RED ALERT! RED ALERT!TWISTED PANTIES FACTOR 10!
To: presidio9
After all, marriage ain't just for uptight right-wing Christian zealots anymore. And it never will be.Marriage DEFINITELY "ain't" for immoral, left-wing, anti-Christian, heterophobic, depraved, sodomy-loving REPROBATES either! And it never will be!
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posted on
10/15/2003 10:34:34 AM PDT
by
Sister_T
(God created Adam & Eve; NOT Adam & Steve; NOT Madam & Eve!)
To: presidio9
It's obvious what Miss Morford considers most important in life:
Good sex.
To: At _War_With_Liberals
It is an impossibility that gays suffer from any disorder whatsoever. In fact, they cannot suffer from any, because they are gay Do the rest of us suffer because we are not gay?
Not exactly.
The rest of us suffer because they are gay.
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posted on
10/15/2003 11:08:33 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(Countdown to 27 World Championships...)
To: presidio9
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posted on
10/15/2003 11:40:04 AM PDT
by
fporretto
(This tagline is programming you in ways that will not be apparent for years. Forget! Forget!)
To: presidio9
Quite the arrogant, stupid, pillow biting, neo nazi, drag-prom queen rant. Miss Morford must be suffering from men-o-pause. Maybe he could foster together some kind of gay brady bunch as an alternative example for us uneducated nitwits who do it the right way. </sarcasm
Miss Morford is the world best example of why leading a straight, monogamous, non drinking, non partying, life is good for your soul.
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posted on
10/15/2003 2:04:55 PM PDT
by
judicial meanz
(Happy Birthday, US Navy. May many more follow.)
To: presidio9
![](http://bulldogbulletin.lhhosting.com/images/USA-09.gif)
Poor Miss Morford must surely have wailed when her hero Bill Clinton signed the
Defense of Marriage Act during his tenure in the White House...
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posted on
10/15/2003 2:26:37 PM PDT
by
Southack
(Media bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
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