Arianna Needs Your Help!!!

Arianna for Governor/Arianna Against the Recall ^ | 10/14/03 | Califelephant

[LasVegasMac]

Have you ever considered the profitable and exciting life of a Las Vegas callgirl?

Has has that profession pissed you off lately, or what?

Seriously though, we have enough loonies in this town.

LVM

[wingnuts'nbolts]

Borrow it from the father of her children, actually she probably earned it.

[eburke]

I'd be glad to help her out. Which way did she come in?

[Fair Paul]

Arianna, I will sell my SUV and send you the proceeds.

[Isolationist]

How funny and ironic:

Ms HUFF & PUFF now needs money because she overspent and during her run for Governor she claims that she has the solution to California’s Budget woes??!! Umm maybe Ms HUFF & PUFF needs to start worrying about handling her own finances first before she starts meddling and lectures people on how to handle the California Budget Crisis.

Here’s a suggestion for you Ms. HUFF & PUFF – use the $235K as another one of your tax loop holes and then go on the media circuit and rant about how California’s needs to pay more TAXES while you still pay more than less than your fair share. This way Ms HUFF & PUFF can still be a media WHORE and blow smoke up everyone’s ass.

[RichInOC]

No...but you're right. I think I've just impugned the honor of thousands of fine, honorable, upstanding working women in Southern Nevada by suggesting that Arianna might be a worthy addition to their company.

I hereby apologize.

[StriperSniper]

Have all politicians fallen this low?

No, some have retired. ;-)

Speaking of retired, Dick Armey is going to be on Hannity today.

[Aegedius]

As luck would have it, I was just looking for someone who (a) has $235,000 and (b) is stupid enough to loan it to Arianna. I will chip in a few coins to find out his/her name, address, and phone number.

[motherof 3]

She influenced nothing. She is a self-appointed political expert. No one was begging her to run and no one cared what she had to say. She chose to go in debt. Why should anyone help her? I am sure she is not cutting back on her life style.

[RightWhale]

Sure she did, along with coleman and the stripper

Both of them have had a major career boost as a result. Great investment on their part.

[TexasCowboy]

"Have you ever considered the profitable and exciting life of a Las Vegas callgirl?"

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[Cobra64]

Have you ever considered the profitable and exciting life of a Las Vegas callgirl?

That's pretty funny. She'll fail at that too. I wouldn't lie in the same bed with that wretch.

[Protagoras]

If she was on fire I would throw gasoline on her.

[AndyTheBear]

Most importantly, she succeeded in putting the media spotlight on...

If the media spotlighted this stuff so well, why does the letter have to tell the reader what they are?

[AndyTheBear]

If she was on fire I would throw gasoline on her.

That is not an approriate comment.

Let her get her say, it hardly hurts conservatives.

[Grammy]

I live in Tennessee and I got a similar letter asking for money..... only mine was from Jumpin' Jim Jeffords!!! He must be finding that the republicans in his own state are not happy to have him, and the democrats consider him a traitor.

Sorry Jim, we don't want you either.

[Moonman62]

Have you ever considered the profitable and exciting life of a Las Vegas callgirl?

You want her to go deeper in debt, don't you?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

You said you had an extensive CD collection......I just had no idea how extensive...........

I don't get this - she ran for Governor, yet she campaigned AGAINST the recall? lol......too funny

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

So I'm reaching out to you, and asking you to dig deep and contribute whatever you can to help pay off this financial obligation:

Dear Arianna:

Have you given any thought to the possibility of marrying some poor schnook, and then taking him for damned near everything he has?

Hey... it worked last time, right...?

[Protagoras]

That is not an approriate comment.

Thanks for your OPINION. Now, go find some skin thickener. It works wonders on FR. (This ain't beanbag)

Let her get her say, it hardly hurts conservatives.

I wouldn't advocate denying her her say even if it did hurt conservatives.