Posted on 10/13/2003 6:12:56 PM PDT by AlbertWang
A couple days ago I was spreading Bondo on my Firebird with the CD player cranked up when I received a devine revelation. Of course, at the time I was listening to the Whackmaster, as Nuggent is the only Music known to man that is suitable to hear whilst spreading Bondo on an '83 'bird, and at the time I was Revolated Uncle Ted was singing Great White Buffalo.
This Revelation ran over me like Brad Smith going thru the Nebraska defensive line. It left me disoriented for a few hours, and the experience was akin to what I felt the first time I voted for Ron Reagan.
This is the Revelation. Listen yourself to the Great White Buffalo and try to deny the power of this Revelation, I am Confident that you will see the light.
Consider with me the Words of The Motor City Madman:
It Happened Long Ago In the New Magic Land I think we can all agree that Ted is Talking About the Good Old US of A, Right?
The Indians and The Buffalo Existed Hand in Hand I have not received a full Revelation of this phrase just yet- but bear with me.
Then came the White Man What Ted Means By "White Man" is a man wearing white. All white. Think Middle East, like SA, more specifically, Osama Ben Laudin
He Wanted All the Buffalo Dead OK, it's obvious that OSB wants the buffalo- that's us, dead.
It was sad.
Above the Canyon walls The "Canyon" is the Bombed out Pentagon
Strong Eyes did glow
It was the leader of the Land Obviously, The Commander in Chief.
The Great White Buffalo G W B. Do I have to spell it out for you?
He found the Battered Herd That would be Bush found the American People.
He led across the land With the Great White Buffalo To make a final Stand Without a doubt, Nuggent is predicting Bush's thrust into Afganistan and Iraq as a blow for the American people
Look out, here he comes The Great White Buffalo, Gonna make everything alright.
Ted Nuggent needs to be recognized as America's greatest living Sear, and America should Hail Bush as the Great White Buffalo.
I tried to tell a Sioux friend of mine about my Revelation, and he kicked me in the nuts. What's up with that?
Has anyone told Mr. Roebuck?
Or is Ted just interested in barbecue?
Turn around
Go back down,
Back the way you came,
Can't you see that flash of fire ten times brighter than the day?
And behold, a mighty city broken in the dust again,
Oh God, Pride of Man, broken in the dust again.
Turn around,
Go back down,
Back the way you came,
Babylon is laid to waste, Egypt's buried in her shame,
The mighty men are all beaten down, their kings are fallen in the ways,
Oh God, Pride of Man, broken in the dust again.
Turn around,
Go back down,
Back the way you came,
Terror is on every side, lo our leaders are dismayed.
All those who place their faith in fire, their faith in fire shall be repaid,
Oh God, Pride of Man, broken in the dust again.
Turn around,
Go back down,
Back the way you came,
And shout a warning to the nation that the sword of God is raised.
Yes, Babylon, that mighty city, rich in treasures, wide in fame,
Oh God, Pride of Man, broken in the dust again.
And it shall cause your tower to fall, make of you a pyre of flame,
Oh you who dwell on many waters, rich in treasures, wide in fame.
You bow unto your...your God of gold, your pride of might shall be ashamed,
For only God can lead His people back unto the Earth again.
Oh God, Pride of Man, broken in the dust again.
Thy Holy mountain be restored, Have mercy on thy people, thy people Lord.
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