Oh Smoking Joe—I choose that particular word on purpose. Imagine those poor co-eds having to see that Sleazy Jeff Roe on campus after the “incident.” It was reported that on one occasion it happened in broad daylight.
You know that Ted Cruz supports thespianism don’t you. In fact he’s fine with thespians marrying each other. So lift the veil from your eyes to see the true Ted Cruz.
Cruz is also a proponent of Osculation. In fact he’s a serial osculator—I have heard that he has even osculated his own daughters!
The scandal! Doubtless someone will make a scene and stage a protest against such acts! (8^D)
“You know that Ted Cruz supports thespianism don’t you. In fact he’s fine with thespians marrying each other. So lift the veil from your eyes to see the true Ted Cruz.”
Do you mean the nasty, slimy, lying, cheating, sleazy Ted Cruz who has ONLY had one wife? The one who not only beats his wife and kids, but beats his wife WITH HIS KIDS, using them like baseball bats to force that harlot to do the bidding of the Goldman Sachs masters who own his soul? Or do you mean the Ted Cruz who forced American conservatives to allow John Roberts onto the SCOTUS, despite the intense opposition of three to four monks living in Patagonia, because Ted foreordained that Roberts would bless Obamacare five years late? Or perhaps the Ted Cruz who planned for ten years for CNN to make a last minute announcement before the Iowa caucuses that Ben Carson was kind of flakey?
Oh, that Ted Cruz, the guy with an evil eye so powerful it causes Trump followers to lose their senses and begin spouting gibberish.
I know that Ted Cruz was recently seen publicly masticating at lunch.