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Bowhunting M-16 Sharpsooting, Skydiving Soldier Runs for Miss America
Examiner.com ^ | 09/11/2013 | Steven H Ahle

Posted on 09/11/2013 1:02:15 PM PDT by Red Statements

“She's a redneck boy's dream come true. Theresa Vail is a bowhunter, an M-16 sharpshooter, skydiver, national guard soldier, gease monkey, and also Miss Kansas. She's been a motorcycle racing queen and can skin out a deer with the best of them. And if that wasn't enough to melt your heart, she is also devastatingly beautiful. She is not, to say the least, your typical beauty queen contestant. She will also differ from past and present contestants in another way. She intends to let the whole world see her tattoos, which include the Serenity Prayer and the army's medical insignia. Usually contestants have their tattoos removed or covered stratigally by their bathing suit.

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KEYWORDS: missamerica; misskansas; nationalguard; theresavail
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To: Red Statements
Bowhunting M-16 Sharpsooting, Skydiving Soldier Runs for Miss America

She's too good looking, definitely not politically correct enough to win.

41 posted on 09/11/2013 1:41:53 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Muzzie killing muzzie what's the downside and who am I to stop them ?)
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To: Dysart
WINNER!

Right on. Why watch that whole circus. Give her the award & move on.

42 posted on 09/11/2013 1:42:50 PM PDT by Digger
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To: Dan(9698)
She still goes dear and elk hunting.
Best thing I ever did.

She ever catch any dears?

43 posted on 09/11/2013 1:44:34 PM PDT by publius911 (Look for the Union label, then buy something else.)
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To: Salamander

Scoped .22


44 posted on 09/11/2013 1:46:20 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Support Free Republic!!!)
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To: Salamander

Barrel has a blade sight on it plus the ‘scope. Maybe a .410 slug gun? But then, even a .410 would make a mess of a squirrel.


45 posted on 09/11/2013 1:47:04 PM PDT by SkyDancer (A white woman would be accused of racism if she gave birth to a white baby.)
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To: SkyDancer

Looks like she might have been shooting a Rossi 20 Gauge/22 LR Combo Rifle, with the shotgun barrel.


46 posted on 09/11/2013 1:50:06 PM PDT by Haiku Guy (Gun Control Haiku: Say "Registration" / And they call you paranoid / So say "Privacy")
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Looks like a 20ga over .22.


47 posted on 09/11/2013 1:50:21 PM PDT by IMR 4350
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To: Dead Corpse

It’s not your vital organs at which she will be aiming ; )


48 posted on 09/11/2013 1:51:44 PM PDT by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: Haiku Guy

Beat me by that much.

Stock is a dead give away it’s a shotgun.


49 posted on 09/11/2013 1:54:14 PM PDT by IMR 4350
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To: IMR 4350

Possible. Even sexier.


50 posted on 09/11/2013 1:54:51 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Support Free Republic!!!)
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To: Red Statements

No amount of camo can hide that.


51 posted on 09/11/2013 1:54:51 PM PDT by elkfersupper
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To: Red Statements

Tattoos? Gross. Cover them, sister, “stratigally” or not.


52 posted on 09/11/2013 2:03:06 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Let me hear what God the LORD will speak. -Ps85)
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To: SAMWolf; alfa6

Spankentruppen ping.

(Should we tell Snippy?)


53 posted on 09/11/2013 2:03:53 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (I am not cynical. /s)
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To: publius911

She caught me.


54 posted on 09/11/2013 2:12:03 PM PDT by Dan(9698)
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To: Haiku Guy

Okay, that make sense.


55 posted on 09/11/2013 2:14:15 PM PDT by SkyDancer (A white woman would be accused of racism if she gave birth to a white baby.)
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To: goodwithagun

Not my fault! She’s the one that said we could use some more help around the house!

Failure to stipulate the range of responsibilities for said “help” is no cause to get violent. ;-)


56 posted on 09/11/2013 2:15:56 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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To: waterhill

Nice shot on the doe. (((ping))) to post 20 & 30. Wowser!


57 posted on 09/11/2013 2:18:41 PM PDT by Envisioning (It's the Jihad, stupid......)
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To: Red Statements
She should have skipped the tattoos, though...

58 posted on 09/11/2013 2:24:42 PM PDT by Rio (Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Thank you, my knowledgeable, eagle-eyed friend...:)


59 posted on 09/11/2013 2:28:35 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep...the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Salamander

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/gop/3065573/posts?page=47#47


60 posted on 09/11/2013 2:31:58 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Support Free Republic!!!)
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