Posted on 02/15/2010 12:49:55 PM PST by SunkenCiv
What is it with the hopelessly unfunny who share the last name Lopez?
Just a few weeks ago Jennifer Lopez tried to get her Hollywood A-Ticket out or NowheresVille punched by calling Sarah Palin a "bitch." Which obviously makes sense on some level. The easiest way to enhance your resume with the Hollywood Frat Boys is to lash out at anything conservative -- especially our favorite self-made Governor and mother of five. But look at George Lopez; he's so desperate to be loved he's stealing jokes from ... J-Lo?
And look at the left as a whole. They're so frustrated with the utter collapse of all-things Obama that they've resorted to this kind of mean-spirited name calling. You have the Roger Eberts of the left using degrading sexual slurs against the everyday folks who make up the Tea Party movement, the Unfunny Lopez-Twins going for the cheapest, cruelest laugh imaginable, and Mt. Lawrence O'Donnell blowing his invective in front of the whole world...
And has any part of HandNote-Gate been funnier than the full frontal assault the Left launched -- including the Palace Guard Comedian Class -- to convince us that a few words written on someone's hand is somewhere on the same planet as this?
Our opponents have no shame. But when your ideas don't work and your arguments don't convince, the ability to feel shame will only hurt your cause.
(Excerpt) Read more at bighollywood.breitbart.com ...
If you don’t have talent, you can always go for shock value.
Yet another no-talent Hollyweird libtard trashing SP. Shocking, I tell you ...
He’s a slimey left-wing weasel.
BY TRACY MILLER
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
September 19th 2008
Sandra Bernhard issued a blistering warning to Sarah Palin during a performance of her new one-woman show.
The Republican V.P. nom would be "gang-raped by my big black brothers" if she enters Manhattan, Bernhard said. Palin is said to be making a campaign stop in New York next week.
"[The gang rape comment] is part of a much larger, nuanced, and yes, provocative (that's what I do) piece from my show about racism, freedom, women's rights and the extreme views of Governor Sarah Palin, a woman who doesn't believe that other women should have the right to choose," Bernhard told the Daily News today.
'I hope Rush’s kidneys fail'
--"comedian" Wanda Sykes
Seven months after Election Day, and the attacks on Sarah Palin keep coming.
On Monday, CBS's David Letterman on the "Late Show" shamelessly went after the Alaska governor and her family during his opening monologue, as well as in his "Top Ten" list.
Top Ten Highlights Of Sarah Palin's Trip To New York
10. Visited New York landmarks she normally only sees from Alaska
9. Laughed at all the crazy-looking foreigners entering the U.N.
8. Made moose jerky on Rachael Ray
7. Keyed Tina Fey's car
6. After a wink and a nod, ended up with a kilo of crack
5. Made coat out of New York City rat pelts
4. Sat in for Kelly Ripa. Regis couldn't tell the difference.
3. Finally met one of those Jewish people Mel Gibson's always talking about
2. Bought makeup from Bloomingdale's to update her "slutty flight attendant" look
1. Especially enjoyed not appearing on Letterman
"One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game, during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked-up by Alex Rodriguez."
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2009/06/09/letterman-attacks-sarah-palins-slutty-flight-attendant-look
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David Letterman's full 10-minute Late Show confession of his affairs with staff members here:
(his idiot audience laughed throughout)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVC3HohP8o4
1. Especially enjoyed not appearing on Letterman
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That’s what he was going for early on!!! He was trying to get the ratings boost of Palin on the show of her media “nemesis” Letterman (in his own mind and in his producers minds), but he went way, way too far and got bupkiss!
Lopez’ talk show sucks worse than his idiot sitcom. That takes work.
Quit paying attention to Lopez once he accused his network of being racist for dropping his TV show. (Specifically, he said they must think there are too many “brown people” on their network.)
Yeah, right, George: They hate “brown people” so much that they invested millions of dollars developing the show and ran it for 2-3 seasons, whereupon, like most shows that make it even that far, they cancelled it because they had other things they wanted to try. They’d suddenly become RACIST.
That’s what I do. ;’)
If I can’t blind em with brilliance, a dazzle em with bullsh!t.
“You don know what it’s like to be a me, man. To be a comedian and not funny, man? I just take old jokes and repackage them with a hispanic accent, man? I’m nothing man. I’m not funny, my d!ck don work, man, c’mon, man..?” /southpark
Who took the cork out of the dyke?
Most dogs are prettier than this hag. You sure that isn’t Patrick Swayze (rest his soul) in drag? Do us all a favor and don’t put any pictures of her in FR again. I threw up in my mouth.
The lefts behavior toward SP is like a kindergartner calling another kid a Do Do Head. Same freakin mentality too.
It is also possible that they canceled it because it was based on trite, shop-worn, demeaning stereotypes of hispanics and the target audience couldn’t click past it fast enough.
Both of these lesbians (Wanda Dykes and Sandra Burnhard) are probably just pissed off that they can’t have her.
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