Bad collick injury.
Posted on 11/01/2004 4:29:10 AM PST by OldEagle
John Edwards has dropped off the radar. I have not seen him in weeks. There has to be a reason. Does anybody know?
He scares people to death.
Seriously, I don't know ... .
getting his hair done...so now leave the little boy alone will yas!
Bad collick injury.
John's pretending to be Dick Cheney and camping out in the "undisclosed location".
I think I saw him dropping his wife off at Denny's.
He's a major liability; they finally know that now and they're keeping him out of sight.
I agree. He was supposed to bring Southern states to Kerry, but didn't bring even his own.
His wife ate him.
I think he is still in "hair and make up".
That is what I suspect. Could it be something he said or the hair-do video?
John Edwards was seriously injured in a botched canker-postule-zit removal operation attempted in Mexico.
The story is that Edwards and his wife were on a secret trip to Mexico where she was scheduled to have liposuction done using one of those big lipo machines only used in Mexico. While they were there doctors offered to remove the "canker-postule-zit" from Edward's face. Unfortunately it turns out that it is not a blemish but the top of what is left of a twin brother that was never born but absorbed into Edwards lip in the womb. The zit looking thing was the twin brothers head. Which was removed by doctors before they discovered this and that it was not an unsightly zit that seemed to follow you around the room like a spooky pair of eyes.
After the operation everyone was shocked to learn that Edwards no longer cared about his hair. Or anything else for that matter. It was discovered that Edwards head is mostly empty and that the little zit was the brain of the twin. Who controlled all of Edwards ability to think and talk.
Edwards has some of his own limited brain function and the campaign is currently having Edwards learn to lip sync his old speeches. He is currently being taught by Ashlee Simpson and Eminem how to do this.
Doctors say that even without a brain Edwards can still be a trial lawyer after he and Kerry lose the election.
Truly imaginative reply, but you left out the status on Liz. Could it be that (a)they are not finished or (b)they finished and there was nothing left but hair?
Re post 9. How cruel. Very funny though.
He spontaneously began channeling another infant and has taken to wearing diapers and sucking his thumb. It apparently began with the tongue flicking during the vice-presidential debate. The Kerry Kampaign is spinning that his last uttered words were, "Stem Cell, Save me!"...
Asked for comment Kerry replied, "I saw this back in Vietnam as a young man....." The audio dropped outas the reporter turned and simply walked away.
Seriously, they are probably keeping him out of sight to avoid the "paralyzed will walk" ridicule he would get and his wife for the "No riot if we win" comment. Ted Kennedy has instructed them to meet him in a van down by the river...
What did you expect? - He never showed up for work
when he was in the Senate either!
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