15 fun things to do at a Wal-Mart

[Gopher Broke]

15 Fun Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, Code 3 in Housewares . . . and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers ou'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

[Great_Dame]

With as much as I hate Wal-Mart, I finally have a reason to go there!!! Well, 15 reasons.

How about this one, especially effective for guys:

Go to the cosmetics department, try on a bright red lipstick and sing "I Feel Pretty" at the top of your voice.

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[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

The great wall mart of china.

[RiflemanSharpe]

You are twisted and dare I say demented, Glad to have you on this Board Friend.:)

[mel]

Those are too good

[chimera]

The best thing to do is go there, get what you need, and leave as soon as possible. It's the "guy" approach to shopping (we're hunters, not gatherers).

[MizSterious]

It's funny, I guess, unless you happen to be one of the underpaid, overworked people having to clean up those messes.

[cjshapi]

There's a brand new one in my area. This should be a good way to break em in!

[CindyDawg]

Well I like Walmarts but here is # 16 that I did last weekend at Brownwood. "Yall, seen any more snakes?"

[TADSLOS]

Here in Texas, we carry snake hooks into the store. You never know when you may need it.

[yarddog]

A couple were funny, but several were just disgusting.

I dislike Wal-Mart because of poor customer service but I still shop there because they are cheap. The proper way to get even is to shop someplace else.

[stoney]

Your list has one serious flaw in it, and that is #8. I've never had a clerk at Wallyworld offer to help.

[fishbabe]

one of my best friends flashed her boobs at the video cameras in wal-mart...she was sober at the time but that woman knows how to have fun!!!!!!i'm e-mailing her this list....watch out america,lori will try everything on this list........

[Xenalyte]

You, my FRiend, would be right at home here. Enjoy!

[toothless]

The best thing to do in walmart is to buy the 100 round value packs of winchester white box ammo!

[CanisMajor2002]

Walmart is the perfect place for your kids to catch a cold. For some reason there is always a snotty kid in there. :)

[fortaydoos]

1. try to find any products NOT made in china.

2. try to find an employee who is making more working for walmart than in his or her last real job.

Give up after five or six hours of fruitless searching.

[Cultural Jihad]

This old list of stale and lame jokes you had pasted here goes by various titles, but few state they are "fun" things. Usually the word "bored" is used, as in "jaded" and "inured."

I have a better suggestion: Instead of pretending that your life is the only one which matters in all the universe as you fantasize cavorting about causing other people angst, grief, and injury, why not build up your own supermart wherein you can then relish doing infantile things on your own property?

[No Blue States]

LOL! thanks for the laughs.

We live near a walmart and shop there often, there is alot that happens there. Once i was leaving the store at the same time as an elderly couple were arriving, The old guy drove off before his heavy set wife was completely out of the car. She hit the pavement pretty hard but he just drove off unaware. The walmart workers were very slow to help so i patched her bleeding forehead up with a bandaid and found her somewhere to sit.

Another time we walked through the front door and 2 big men were very seriously wrestling on the floor, eventually the security guard got the upper hand and squated on the guys neck and waited for the police to arrive..maybe a shoplifter?

Its a real cirus there sometimes.