BREAKING HARD... BROWARD COUNTY VOTERS FIND POLLING PLACES CLOSED IN RECALL ELECTION...

[1stFreedom]

Voters in Broward County, Florida, have been showing up at public schools wanting to cast their votes against Arnold Swartznegger.

They were surprised to find no polling booths, and several rowdy elderly folks wrestled past school security guards in an attempt to not have their vote count.

"Those republicans are stealing the election all over again" said Ima Idgit. "They won't even let me vote against the recall"

Some residents expressed outrage and threatened to sue.

"I was prevented from voting because I'm black. Those republicans set up a roadblock near the school to intimidate people of color -- they don't want them to vote for Gore for Govenor" said Ima liar, 57, of Broward County.

It appears that nobody had told these voters that the election was for the recall and replacement Govenor of *CALIFORNIA*.

But, after all, these are the same people who couldn't even vote properly in the last election.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

priceless

[Stinkerbell]

Bwahahahahahahaha.......I had to check and make sure it wasn't an actual article, you just can't tell anymore.

[tioga]

I'm new here, can't wait for April 1 !!!

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Not far from what may really happen. my experience at the polls today was a joke.

[BUSHdude2000]

Hilarious. Have they called the congressman yet? How many have complained they voted for Buchanan even though they never even went to a voting booth?

[alrea]

Judges in Florida are probably seriously considering ruling that this election can not stand. In other news, highway patrol officers were seen in Broward county intimidating minority voters.

[Wolfstar]

Hilarious (also probably true).

[arasina]

hee hee ho ho hah hah! FUNNY! (Thanks. I needed a good laugh today!)

[Always Right]

You may think it is funny until the Florida Supreme Court rules that Florida voters were disinfranchised and will have their votes counted in the California election.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

"Its just like the Nazis all over again", said Gertrude Goldstein, 89, of Boca Raton. "That Arnold man admires Hitler in all his campaign speeches, we see him do it all the time on the news, and now they won't even let us vote".

[auboy]

A beautiful cat! Named Mike, perhaps? And eats gatorburgers, fillet of bulldog, and wildcat stew?

[jern]

This is series!

[martin_fierro]

[ItsOurTimeNow]

File under: CLASSIC!!

Good on ya!

[steveo]

My vote: Best post of the year award.

[Eastbound]

"Don't forget the bingo parlors!"

Of course! How incompetent of me. . . . and I even forgot the bath houses, cigar stores, pool halls and junkyards. BTW, does California have a 'panhandle?' If so, expect some early reporting there.

[w_over_w]

Buuurp!

[Chancellor Palpatine]

You need to laugh at this.

[EllaMinnow]

[EllaMinnow]

I still have my Sore Loserman T shirt.