[dansangel]

Pings to a few of my Texan (and non-Texan) FReeper FRiends for this gem I received in my email:

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning
to do its own, entitled "Survivor-Texas Style."

The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San
Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then
proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa,
Lubbock, and Amarillo.

From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and finally back
to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm gay....I love the Dixie Chicks....I'm a vegetarian....I voted for Al
Gore....George Strait Sucks....Hillary in 2004!... and I'm here to
confiscate your guns!"

Anyone who makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.

[Argh]

Texas stuff for the Whyisa.

[humblegunner]

"I'm gay....I love the Dixie Chicks....I'm a vegetarian....I voted for Al Gore....George Strait Sucks....Hillary in 2004!... and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"

Anyone who makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.

Dansy, I doubt the contestants will make it out of Dallas.
Oughta be a short series.. "one-hit wonder" as it were!

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL ! A classic ! ...