Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 24th Edition

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[jigsaw]

Taglinus FreeRepublicus (24th Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc.

Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~

If I were a rich man; da-da-da-da-da-da-dah,de-da-de-dah-de-dah-de-dah!     Devlin, 9/15

Welcome one and all to........The Great Toad Boil !!! .......................Sponsor by R-nulled     tophat9000, 9/15

It's O.K. to LIKE Tom McClintock, as long as you VOTE FOR Arnold.     RonDog, 9/15

Did I really need a sarcasm tag?     TheBattman, 9/15

www.rtumble.com for all the CA political news.     ScottinSacto, 9/15

Repub RINO's... If at first you don't succeed... Give Up!!!     SierraWasp, 9/15

I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.     CounterCounterCulture, 9/15

Awake! for Morning in the Bowl of Night Has flung the Stone that puts the Stars to Flight:     snopercod, 9/15

™     AntiGuv, 9/15

Ever try surfing FR while sitting upside down? Not for the soft of head, sorry DUers.     Darksheare, 9/15

^@__*^     KQQL, 9/15

Impeach the judges of the Ninth Circus Court of Appeals.     dubyaismypresident, 9/15

Oh Brian, Let's go to the stoning.     sauropod, 9/15

The Rats Have Done It Again!     ambrose, 9/15

Will Rogers never met Bernie Ebbers.     gwjack, 9/15

The Palis are a bunch of wackos with a 14th Century mentality and 20th Century toys. Kill 'em.     upchuck, 9/15

Too close for guns, switching to missiles!     Steel Wolf, 9/15

I Hench, therefore I am!     Henchman, 9/15

The French Body Count is now 15,000 elderly and exceeds US Iraq casualties.     Helms, 9/15

FReeRepublic...How bad have you got it...     tubebender, 9/15

Post steak fry: I say it again...All Dems is PIMPS and HO'S.     At _War_With_Liberals, 9/16

Right Wing Infidel since 1954.     TADSLOS, 9/16

This tagline is identical to the one you're reading.     Dog, 9/16

You'd look like the Venus de Milo, if I just cut off your arms...     Chad Fairbanks, 9/16

Clinton met with Monica more than he did his CIA director.     MamaLucci, 9/16

Experience is a hard teacher, but fools will have no other. ~Ben Franklin     Akira, 9/16

Do you work for good, or for awsome?     Tree of Liberty, 9/16

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.     capt. norm, 9/16

Wesley Clark is to Eisenhower, what Ripple is to Fine Wine.     dubyaismypresident, 9/16

Tagline under construction..... next 20 posts...... merge right........     CAPPSMADNESS, 9/16

Proud Uncle of a Fine Young Marine.     Camel Joe, 9/16

Good friends bail you out of jail. True friends sit next to you and say: "That was cool!"     uglybiker, 9/16

I'm worrying more that the govt's going to take my house than a terrorist is going to blow it up!     Brian S, 9/16

Rice for V.P. and Powell for AARP.     Young Rhino, 9/16

See you in the camps.     the gillman@blacklagoon.com, 9/17

Of all the things I've lost in life, I miss my mind the most.     Iowa Granny, 9/17

NUKE the unborn gay whales!     TRY ONE, 9/17

Why do the Flag postage stamps peel off upside down..infiltrators?     ErnBatavia, 9/17

Please direct all Quality Control complaints to tijeras_slim.     martin_fierro, 9/17

I LOVE pushing the abuse button......     EggsAckley, 9/17

You musta fell from Heaven - That would explain how you messed up your face...     Chad Fairbanks, 9/17

Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 9/17

A rubber penis is not something that should be brought to parliament......     EggsAckley, 9/17

I guess we got so focused on the rubber penis we didn't even pay attention to what he was saying. ~A Colombian parliamentary spokesperson.     Chad Fairbanks, 9/17

The State Dept. is in desperate need of a USA Desk.     NYC GOP Chick, 9/17

It's all an INSIDIOUS plot...and they're the worst kind!     Valin, 9/17

Fight Islamist CyberTerror at: http://haganah.org.il/haganah/index.php     JohnathanRGalt, 9/17

America and Israel have the SAME terrorists .Support our Troops and the IDF !     Wild Thing, 9/17

Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done.     John Lenin, 9/18

Life has many choices. Eternity has two.     sockmonkey, 9/17

Federal Judges can twist the Constitution into anything.. Or so they think.     El Gato, 9/17

All liberty flows from the barrel of a gun.     Mark Felton, 9/17

Who's the actor who plays Gray Davis?     sourcery, 9/18

Concerned about globalism? read http://toogoodreports.com/spotlight/110100-td.htm     At _War_With_Liberals, 9/18

Pray Believing!     trustandobey, 9/18

Where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment?     zarf, 9/18

The war on terror, it’s them or us, no middle ground, them or us.     gulfcoast6, 9/18

The 1990's will be forever known as "the Decade of Frauds" [Clintons, dot-bombs, Oslo Accords...]     backhoe, 9/18

A fortress earns greatness by enabling courageous defenders.     JustPiper, 9/18

When the fox gnaws -- smile!     Ronin, 9/18

Two choices: Republican or Communist. You know it's true.     11B3, 9/18

He is no fool who would give what he cannot keep to gain what he can never lose. ~Jim Elliot     I'm ALL Right!, 9/18

(R)nuld...the last great hope... for the Democratic Party.     A2J, 9/18

The United States shall guarantee to every state in this union a republican form of government.     TaxPayer2000, 9/18

Moderatism has no ideals worth fighting for, and her champions are parasites upon the republic.     =Intervention=, 9/18

Alpha Omnicron Pi Mom too! -- Visit http://www.georgewbush.com!     PhiKapMom, 9/18

America is a land where men govern, but women rule.     geedee, 9/18

Nominate Big Al Sharpton for fearless behavior.     billhilly, 9/18

There are no dumb questions -- just lots of inquisitive knuckleheads.     martin_fierro, 9/18

I may hide, but I never leave!     netmilsmom, 9/18

Nietzsche's critique of ressentiment - the "self-poisoned mind" - fits Islam like a glove.     Helms, 9/18

We Will Never Allow Them to Forget.     LaraCroft, 9/18

If it weren't for double standards, liberals would have no standards at all!!!     ConservativeMan55, 9/18

Democrat: a politician who can convince you to vote against your own best interests.     jigsaw, 9/19

Right is right...     EternalVigilance, 9/19

My tag line is slowly being eate<')))>{{     auboy, 9/19

Pyrotechnic operator's motto: That which doesn't kill you will only cause you to go deaf.     irishtenor, 9/19

Teamwork is vital. It gives you someone to blame.     SAMWolf, 9/19

[A Scot:] Wha's like us? Gey few, an' they're aa deid!     Eala, 9/19

Did you remember to talk like a pirate today, you scurvy lads?     secret garden, 9/19

Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.     snippy_about_it, 9/19

Isabel -> no power -> day off -> Ex-Dem sauced on a Fri. morning.     Ex-Dem, 9/19

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/bombings/petition.html - Homicide bombings = war crimes - sign this!     veronica, 9/19

Colonies on Mars!     Sen Jack S. Fogbound, 9/19

How much trouble is THIS post going to get me in?     jocon307, 9/19

No fool like a damned fool.     camle, 9/19

"Dry counties" are a Protestant form of "sharia".     E Rocc, 9/19

Don't mess in the affairs of dragons; For you are crunchy, and taste great with ketchup...     mhking, 9/19

No Drivers' Licences for Illegal Aliens. Petition SB60. http://www.saveourlicense.com/n_home.htm     Sabertooth, 9/19

End Judicial Activism Now!!     So Cal Rocket, 9/19

Music, music and more music.     Chuzzlewit, 9/19

Half a loaf is better than none. Support Arnold, and don't pinch a loaf!     Defiant, 9/19

20 hours without phones, internet, and power, thanks to Isabel.     Ex-Dem, 9/19

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.     capydick, 9/19

If God lived on earth, liberals would sue Him.     Marauder, 9/19

The Land of EnCHADment.     getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL, 9/19

Sane, and have the papers to prove it!     DUMBGRUNT, 9/19

Stay out of debt. Pay cash. When you run out of cash, stop buying things.     Chewbacca, 9/19

Have you Squandered part of your Heritage today? QUIT IT!     Cheapskate, 9/20

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bull$hit.     Sweet_Sunflower29, 9/20

No matter where you go, there you are ...     tomkat, 9/20

The only problem with the easy way out is the enemy has already mined it.     visualops, 9/20

My tagline has been listed more times than Wesley Clark's flip-flops.     Sparta, 9/20

Living fast is fine as long as you steer well and have good brakes.     Flurry, 9/20

Reelect the Clintons, they already have most of the White House furnishings.     Flurry, 9/20

Going where no MAN has gone before.     snopercod, 9/20

I wish we could put itty bitty pics here so we wouldn't have to think up so many words.     putupon, 9/20

Have You Hugged Your FReeper Today?     JonathansMommie, 9/20

Wesley Clark: "I missed starting WW III in Kosovo. Give me another shot."     CholeraJoe, 9/20

He who waits on the Lord will not be crushed by the weights of adversity.     The Mayor, 9/20

Click...click...click...damn, out of taglines!     SAMWolf, 9/20

The leftist press interprets its freedom as license to lie -- a license they exercise far too often.     Eala, 9/20

Hold the forks / The knives are coming / Spoons are on their way….     Harmless Teddy Bear, 9/20

It's all part of a vast Rightwing Tagline Conspiracy.     Darksheare, 9/20

Groove with the genie! ~Kool and the Gang     Tolerance Sucks Rocks, 9/20

This isn't going very well for the enemy. ~Brit Hume     Ragtime Cowgirl, 9/20

Free Tommy Chong!     ambrose, 9/20

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.     petuniasevan, 9/20

Anti Shahada: "There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet."     Kozak, 9/20

The deadliest weapon is patience.     Imal, 9/20

Even in Summertime, Iceland is COLD!     Long Cut, 9/20

KNOW YOUR ENEMY! http://bvml.org/webmaster/enemy.html     BullDog108, 9/20

Free trade ! Cheap Labor ! Cheap Life ! Cheap Flesh !     Tokhtamish, 9/20

All Hail the Mighty Kansas City Chiefs.     Skooz, 9/20

Arafat Delenda Est!     Mr.Smorch, 9/20

Fetch this!     Thebaddog, 9/20

Please don't fight over me. There's enough for everyone.     walford, 9/20

I think I'm beginning to see a pattern here.     Optimist, 9/20

There are two certainties. Death and Texas.     .cnI redruM, 9/20

Two-block the Jolly Roger. Set Condition 1SQ. Commence unrestricted warfare. Arrrrrgggh....     RichInOC, 9/20

The more I learn the less I know.     NewRomeTacitus, 9/20

Not enough is said about the bad luck of the early worm.     LindaSOG, 9/21

How do you set a laser printer to stun?     dixiechick2000, 9/21

John 3:16: Still True Today.     BenR2, 9/21

3 Things not to discuss: Religion, Politics and the Great Pumpkin.     deathscythex, 9/21

And now I will show you the most excellent way!     xzins, 9/21

ELF and Islam...Islam and ELF....?? I don't know, what’s the difference?     ThreePuttinDude, 9/21

Us pro-lifers would've made an exception for Pee Wee Clinton if we'd known.     geedee, 9/21

Don't let Bush abolish America. No Amnesty. No Matriculas. No Merger with Mexico.     dagnabbit, 9/21

Just an old Cold Warrior, draggin' his BAR into the Sunset...     backhoe, 9/21

I'll put a Cross for the Constitution beside the Highway of History, if the Courts will let it stay.     putupon, 9/21

Palast is a clown.     ChuckShick, 9/21

CLARK 2004: Psychotic, perfumed prince, globalist, Clintonista. What's not to love?     Sparta, 9/21

http://righteverytime1.blogspot.com - home to Tall_Texan's latest column.     Tall_Texan, 9/21

Spirit of '76 bttt!     headsonpikes, 9/21

Responsible teaching means knowing when information is appropriate...     teeman8r, 9/21

Right Wing Crazy #5338526.     thoughtomator, 9/21

Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican. ~Lisa Simpson     Modernman, 9/21

It's good to beeeeeee Alberta bound.     albertabound, 9/21

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?     pa_dweller, 9/21

The man who really counts in the world is the doer, not the mere critic-the man who does the work.     Rebel Coach, 9/21

Herman Cain for Senate!     Nathaniel Fischer, 9/21

Don't bother to run, you'll only die tired...     jonascord, 9/21

When the countdown hits zero, something's gonna happen..     AntiGuv, 9/21

If they didn't want a Crusade, why did they start one?     null and void, 9/21

Hey! President Bush! Forget this "new tone" crap. DemocRATS are tone deaf! ! !     Texas Eagle, 9/21

Liberalism is the ideology of Western suicide. ~James Burnham     jaykay, 9/21

[EternalVigilance]

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[sourcery]

Tag(line)! You're It!

[jigsaw]

Taglines: FR's version of bathroom graffiti...for a good time call 555-FReep...ask for jigsaw...

LOL! .... But now I gotta change my phone number!

[martin_fierro]

Hey, we're famous!

[EternalVigilance]

;-)

Get an unlisted one this time...LOL...

[Sparta]

Thank you. Thank you. I would like to thank my mom, my dad, the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, JimRob, Rush Limbaugh, SAMWolf, Snippy and all the other fine folks at the FReeper Foxhole, and most of all General Strangelove himself, Wesley Clark for providing the inspiration behind my taglines. If it was not for psycho boy Clark, I would have to find another target for my taglines.

[snippy_about_it]

LOL. I'm honored to be on your list of thankees. ;)

[SAMWolf]

Thanks for the mention Sparta. :-)

[petuniasevan]

Thanks for the mention, jigsaw...

[Conspiracy Guy]

You don't have to give me credit. It was a gift to you. Actually you stole it and I said OK.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

PING!

[capydick]

Thanks again Jigs!!! I understand that General Weasely Clark has denied ever supporting or advocating the use of taglines during war. He has only supported the threat of using taglines to otherwise influence events that would endear us to our enemies.

[JonathansMommie]

Thank you Thank you Kind SIr!!!!!!!!!!!!

[netmilsmom]

>>You don't have to give me credit. It was a gift to you. Actually you stole it and I said OK. <<

Aren't you so nice! I guess possession is 9/10th of the law, isn't it!

[Conspiracy Guy]

100%

[jigsaw]

LOL!

[Sweet_Sunflower29]

*Dances with glee*

I am once again overwhelmed by this honor.

*Trips and falls off of stage*

[Libertina]

Thank you Chad! Upholding our honor again, I see :)

[Eala]

Thank you Chad! Upholding our honor again, I see :)

We have to be sure that the Puget Sound Chapter of Free Republic has adequate representation. It's hard keeping up with Chad's ever-changing taglines, but....

[Chad Fairbanks]

Speaking og adequate representation, check out this thread...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/989092/posts

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