Word For The Day, Tuesday, September 16, 2003: Fastidious

Merriam-Webster Dictionary Online | 09/16/2003 | The Janitor

[VRWCmember]

Are you familiar with that joke?

[Robert A Cook PE]

Homework:

(Or, as xsex always refers to her submittals to Whyisa for approval ... "Here's so' mo' ho'work".)

Honeygrl has become known for her fastitious ability to disense nutritive liquids quickly, at just single a moment's stimulation.

[Slip18]

Yes, it was. But it came recommended by our Famous Flurry. So I went with it. Actually got the definition from a medical dictionary. LOL!

[Robert A Cook PE]

Thought a careful waiter always warmed the spoon first.....

But I may be jumping tit conclusions.

[Slip18]

You amaze me, T5, with your quick and thoughtful poetry.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Well, now I can't help you there...... you're a whore - you don't really care about the team, just the money......lol

[VRWCmember]

Well, now I can't help you there...... you're a whore

He's not a whore, he's a slut!

[honeygrl]

"Honeygrl has become known for her fastitious ability to disense nutritive liquids quickly, at just single a moment's stimulation. "

Not only am I quick, but I'm very accurate as well. I could get you in the eye from 5 ft away.

[NeoCaveman]

He's not a whore, he's a slut!

Thanks Vast :-)

[VRWCmember]

I was very disappointed that my interview did not stir up a flame war with the atheists yesterday.

Have you seen the Monkey Shakespeare Simulator? It's a hoot. It's based on the infamous evolutionist argument - "If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare."

[Texan5]

I can relate to the chemical experiment stuff-my brother, a cousin and I nearly destroyed the upstairs bathroom at my grandparents' house one summer with an explosion we caused by mixing (on purpose) common household cleaners and other things. We had gotten the recipe for this disaster from yet another cousin who said it was really "cool". Our summer visit was cut short, and we were sent home to our parents in disgrace, with a fear of green and limber dogwood switches that persists to this day...

[VRWCmember]

Always happy to come to the defense of a fellow croq.

[NeoCaveman]

you don't really care about the team, just the money......lol

I had a beautiful comeback starting with Seattle then Minnesota, I just needed one more win to avoid seeing Mo.

[camle]

But I may be jumping tit conclusions.

uh what kinda conclusions are you jumping...?

[Texan5]

Thanks! I just get these cynical thoughts every time some dumb thing like this happens...

[VRWCmember]

Not only am I quick, but I'm very accurate as well. I could get you in the eye from 5 ft away.

Being a guy, the eye is WIDE open and directed squarely on your "guns" so that is not as challenging a shot as you might guess.

[Slip18]

"My heroes have always been cowboys."

Me, too.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Yes and I save TP jokes for during a few beers.

[honeygrl]

I got the switch for much less than that! One of our neighbors caught a harmless little garden snake once and I was *so* into snakes/bugs/etc as a child. I wanted to go play with it so bad. My mom forbid me to go over there and see the snake. (the girl had it outside in the front yard) I went anyway because I couldn't resist. My mom brought a switch with her to come and get and and used it on me for the entire walk home. I was wearing shorts too and I never went to that girl's house again.

[honeygrl]

ROFL!!