Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 9

[lodwick]

Hilarious, if true.

Thanks for the information.

[Servant of the 9]

Now this is hillarious

As Americans get fatter,
caskets, burial plots,
even hearses must get bigger

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[westmex]

Shoot, I belong to the Neptune Society...They just stick you in a furnace, reduce you to ashes, and in my case dump the ashes in the ocean...Doubt if it matters what size you are....lol....And I'm prepaid...(;-)

.....Westy.....

[lodwick]

I'm with Westy on this one.

Mrs.L and I are slated for toasting, also.

I need to check out the Neptune folks
and get that niggly payment thing dealt with...

Either that or go with the Georgia guy that
just throws the bodies out in the woods.

[lodwick]

Rats! The Neptune Society is not in Texas.

Maybe I'll have to move when I don't feel so good.

[lodwick]

Internet Cremation Society - find a toaster near you

[westmex]

I didn't think cremation was very popular in the South..
Then that Georgia thing came along...????

.....Westy.....

[Canadian Outrage]

Do you float your buns in your soup???

[lodwick]

Correct. Some here have "religious" objections to cremation, but wherever I'm going, I'll be there; and
have no further use for this old body - nor will anyone
else.

[westmex]

That sound sort of obscene....lol...

.....Westy.....

[Canadian Outrage]

OMG!! What did I say?? Did you see the picture tho. There are two buns in a bowl of soup. Uh, could we talk about something else?!!

[westmex]

We got a National Cemetery out here a few years back..I could get planted one way or another out there...

But the younger generation steal the flags and use the area to party in, crapping on graves and strewing the place with used condoms..
I'd rather be craped on by whales..lol

.....Westy.....

[Canadian Outrage]

I kinda have a thing about being burned but in the end, I guess you turn to ashes either way huh?!!

[westmex]

Buns have another meaning than a bread product...lol

.....Westy.....

[Canadian Outrage]

You just made me laugh out loud. The younger generation or at least some of them have absolutely no manners do they? A graveyard would have been the last place I would want to have a party when I was younger.

[Canadian Outrage]

So they do as in those things that fill out your jeans!!

[westmex]

Hey, it's quite and nobody bothers you....

.....Westy.....

[restornu]

[Canadian Outrage]

True but it's still kinda rude. I think we are supposed to let the dead Rest In Peace. Not party on their graves.

[Canadian Outrage]

I could just hug that little fella!! Really cute.