Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 22nd Edition

FreeRepublic ^ | September 1-7, 2003 A.D. | Numerous Freepers

[jigsaw]

Taglinus FreeRepublicus (22nd Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc.

Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~

I have lots of people. I demand perfection. So far, supply has not met demand.     4mycountry, 9/01

Not just any eel     shaggy eel, 9/01

Is Terri suffering from severe depression, on top of the insult to her brain?     syriacus, 9/01

You can fight SPAM . . . never order a McRibb sandwich.     w_over_w, 9/01

I'm pink therefore I'm spam.     SAMWolf, 9/01

Congrats to jonathansmommie and dog for making this weeks Taglinus FreeRepublicus!!     netmilsmom, 9/01

Keepin' Tags and lots o' Hugs for Sara Grace and Logan     Maigrey, 9/01

Taking the fine art of syncophancy to new heights     snopercod, 9/01

You are watching the Great Conservative California Catharsis!!!     SierraWasp, 9/01

Pesky, hiding, blonde hair-causing a blonde moment!! Can't find it to pull it out!!     trussell, 9/01

In other news: Cruz Bustamante will neither confirm nor deny that he's a racist.     CholeraJoe, 9/01

The light of hope and freedom shall blind the traitors and terrorists and cast them into darkness.     visualops, 9/01

The opinions I value are the ones from people I respect… the rest are just comic relief.     Victoria Delsoul, 9/01

Big government sounds too much like sluggish socialism. ~Arnold Schwarzenegger     Tamsey, 9/01

Read what I mean, not what I write.     LindaSOG, 9/01

That was President Abraham Lincoln. Mr. Chief Justice, you are hereby under arrest! (Referring to: Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves. ~Lincoln)     Tolerance Sucks Rocks, 9/01

There is, however, a limit at which forbearance ceases to be a virtue. ~Burke     Eala, 9/01

I worked at NASA back when we were next to Cost Cutters.     TomServo, 9/01

Of course I like it here. I just may not like you.     Flurry, 9/01

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? ~Abraham Lincoln     Chad Fairbanks, 9/01

I have an existential map; it has ‘you are here’ written all over it.     Chad Fairbanks, 9/01

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.     Chad Fairbanks, 9/01

I agree with the Republicans' view on gun rights...but wish they'd stop aiming them at their feet. ;)     Libertina, 9/01

The salmon chanted "Evening! Evening!"     Mr. Silverback, 9/01

The Democratic Party: A fetid cartel of self-absorbed cliques composed of dysfunctional people.     jigsaw, 9/01

Social Insecurity - Who will provide for the government when the government provides for all of us?     eggman, 9/01

In a constant search for wisdom.     jakkknife, 9/01

Don't talk about my armchair unless you know how to pull the recliner lever.     PokeyJoe, 9/01

Give often and generously to the Bush campaign.     Barry Goldwater, 9/01

Is it October 7 yet?     RichInOC, 9/01

We send our kids to Iraq to fight for them, and they send our jobs to India. Now THAT'S gratitude!     Elliott Gigantalope, 9/01

1st Vietnam KIA: ASA Sp/4 James T. Davis     ASA Vet, 9/01

Going sane again was ok, but when the voices in my head got quiet it was like losing my best friends.     4mycountry, 9/01

I spell stuff wrong sometimes, get over it, you are not that great.     Porterville, 9/01

It is not true that Larry Flynt's biggest financial donor is Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills.     strela, 9/01

What Goes Into the Mind Comes Out in a Life.     Between the Lines, 9/01

There is no top to the food chain, it's all just a cycle.     perfect stranger, 9/01

Resources for Understanding the Blackout of 2003 - www.pserc.wisc.edu/Resources.htm     _Jim, 9/01

We are the Hegemon. We can Do anything we damned well please.     Servant of the Nine, 9/01

Sorry folks, this tagline's closed. The moose out front should of told you.     WestPacSailor, 9/01

Lucifers lefties are still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy.     concerned about politics, 9/01

Tagged for migratory purposes only     whereasandsoforth, 9/01

Real men drive cars...you can drool over...     kstewskis, 9/01

Heaven frowns on all things french, and democrat, AND ESPECIALLY CAT.     LibKill, 9/01

Chevy S-10....strong enough for a man....but made for a woman!     kstewskis, 9/01

Life is like a jar of jalapenos, what you do today can burn your @$$ tomorrow     dubyaismypresident, 9/01

Stop sucking up all of our oxygen, Bill and Hill and just GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     Lovergirl, 9/01

God bless President Bush, our military, and our nation!     kayak, 9/01

http://www.clintonlegacycookbook.com     christie, 9/01

Demographics is destiny.     Uno Animo, 9/01

Hillary can take a long walk on a short pier, anytime, the sooner the better!     jws3sticks, 9/01

Jerry Lewis: a courageous man dedicated to the MS charity while fighting his own deadly disease...     petuniasevan, 9/01

Constitution?--I got your Constitution right here! --T. Daschle     exit82, 9/01

Piano for prez     pianomikey, 9/01

Proud to be a FReeper!     Palladin, 9/01

Either you are an American or you are a Liberal.     TFMcGuire, 9/01

I am not reptilian, I just have a low basal metabloism.     Servant of the Nine, 9/01

My tagline's tagline - "All of the right issues, none of the Arnold popularity."     steveegg, 9/02

Men are like Animals...........Some Make Better Pets..     JonathansMommie, 9/02

Publish and set up a standard; publish and conceal not. ~Jeremiah 50:2     Osage Orange, 9/02

Except for the one who married me!!!     Dems_R_Losers, 9/02

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?     dixiechick2000, 9/02

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.     JustPiper, 9/02

God protect the 969th in Iraq and their Captain, my brother...God protect them all!     StarCMC, 9/02

God uses ordinary people to carry out his extraordinary plan. I am willing Lord, use me!     The Mayor, 9/02

Chad Fairbanks - 1970 Recipient of the Prestigious Y-Chromosome Award     Chad Fairbanks, 9/02

Diplomats and Bureaucrats may act independently, but they achieve the same result. ~Spock 1969     At _War_With_Liberals, 9/02

Kittens are only dangerous if you're a 'Rat.     Jonah Hex, 9/02

Did I mention that Kerry served on the front lines?     governsleastgovernsbest, 9/02

Over 200 people murdered in L. A.County-first 5 mos. of 2003 & NONE were fighting Iraq!!     Susannah, 9/02

Won't get fooled again.     grania, 9/02

I plan on living forever. So far, so good     Graybeard58, 9/02

The tradition of all the dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brain of the living.     snopercod, 9/02

Klingon at heart...     Marie, 9/02

Tick, tock, tick, tock...the sound of the clock ticking down the time until Tom drops out.     TheDon, 9/02

More Americans 18-49 Watch The Cartoon Network than CNN!!!     .cnI redruM, 9/02

Is the RKBA still a right if you have to get the government's permission before you can exercise it?     George Smiley, 9/02

Any resemblance to people living or dead is entirely intentional.     dmz, 9/02

Deconstruct the Left.     johnb838, 9/02

Trust God's authority, not man's majority.     Ferret Fawcet, 9/02

Freerepublic.com is eTruth!     Paulus Invictus, 9/02

The Guns of Brixton     chookter, 9/02

Big holes are (almost) always better.     45Auto, 9/02

www.answering-islam.org     JeepInMazar, 9/02

The vacant laugh/Of true insanity/Dressed up in the mask of Tragedy     dyed_in_the_wool, 9/02

I am Yosemite Sam of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, ya varmint!     petuniasevan, 9/02

Bustamante is likely an illegal alien; he's not naturalized and has no valid birth certificate.     LibWhacker, 9/02

If you lay off of Arnold, I'll lay off of Tom. Bustamante is the real danger.     Tempest, 9/02

Stop the invasion. Put the military on the borders, round up illegals, and tell Fox to shove off.     Tancredo Fan, 9/02

I'm all for dual citizenship, make me half mexican and I'm home free     norton, 9/02

Pray for Terri Schiavo.     sarasmom, 9/02

I hope that it's only amnesia, my friends think I'm permanantly insane.     blackdog, 9/02

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.     Valin, 9/02

Today is a day for firm decisions! Or is it?     general_re, 9/02

McClintock, the one for immigration law enforcement!     HangFire, 9/02

W: the Right Man when we needed him the most ... our blessing from God. Thank you, God.     STARWISE, 9/02

Herman Cain for Senator.     viligantcitizen, 9/03

Born Conservative     MontanaBeth, 9/03

Rule #5 of Fight Club - Never answer the phone "Hello ..this is Fight Club ... can I help you?"     The G Man, 9/03

Toss in a buck ya cheap bastard, I paid for your g**damn breakfast. ~Joe     Archangelsk, 9/03

It's now the Al Davis GOP...........................Just Win Baby !!!     WhiteGuy, 9/03

Power takes as ingratitude the writhing of its victims : Tagore     steve50, 9/03

I can only say that I am a poor sinner, trusting in Christ alone for salvation. ~Gen. Robt E. Lee     Jerry_M, 9/03

Rock of Ages; Cleft for me; Let me hide myself in Thee...     Uncle Jaque, 9/03

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. ~Henri Bergson     Joe Brower, 9/03

He who also wears an eye-patch.     billhilly, 9/03

I cannot support a lipless cross eyed career politician who can't fill out paperwork correctly.     Hillary's Lovely Legs, 9/03

J-Lo is wearing white - you heard me right - white!     BigWaveBetty, 9/03

Lather, rinse, repeat.     socal_parrot, 9/03

The inky-dinky spider ran up the water spout...     Fintan, 9/03

A Rose by any other name would be Shoeless Joe Jackson.     N. Theknow, 9/03

Moose bites can be pretti nasti.     frodolives, 9/03

Save time. See it my way.     focusrink, 9/03

B.I.B.L.E, Basic, Instructions, Before, Leaving, Earth.     WhatNot, 9/03

Why is Lemon juice made with artificial flavor and Dish soap made with real lemons?     Johnny Gage, 9/03

I am Taglinus Maximus. I do not entertain!     Defiant, 9/03

For there is one God, and one mediator also between God and men, the man Christ Jesus...     NH Liberty, 9/03

Where's that dang Meteor already?     CygnusXI, 9/03

Sending the UN back to Iraq is like sending the Taliban back to Afghanistan.     Sparta, 9/03

Paranoia. It's what's for dinner.     wizardoz, 9/03

No one gets to see the Wizard! Not nobody! Not no how!     WSGilcrest, 9/03

I've had it with illegals and liberals. Get the hell out of my country.     rintense, 9/03

In here, Ward . . .     June Cleaver, 9/03

No more debating with McClintBots who are NOT from California.........~</;o)     EggsAckley, 9/03

A horse is a horse of course of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course! [Post: “Caption Mr. Ed, aka John Heinz-Kerry”]     the gillman@blacklagoon.com, 9/03

I should change this more often.     freeforall, 9/03

I'm just a gigilo, everywhere I go, people know the cards I'm playin.     the gillman@blacklagoon.com, 9/03

Ladies, please. Stop all the flirty FReepmails. The wifey is getting wise.     putupon, 9/03

Back to the bunker...     NYTexan, 9/03

HILLARY THE PERFECT FEMALE AND SMARTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD!!     Captain Peter Blood, 9/03

In 1895 there just two automobiles in Ohio - and they collided.     TexasTransplant, 9/03

Homeland security MUST shut down PETA for funding the domestic terrorist organization ELF!     jaz.357, 9/03

PLANES: Remember Takeoffs are optional, Landings are mandatory.     HuntsvilleTxVeteran, 9/04

Taglinus FreeRepublicus: Four time winner :-)     upchuck, 9/04

Millington Rally for America after action http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/872519/posts     GailA, 9/04

Ceterum Censeo [Gallia][Germania][Arabia] Esse Delendam --- Select One or More as needed.     CatoRenasci, 9/04

Hi, I'm Chad, and I met my boyfriend through emayhem.com. [Post: “Net Pal’s Penis Slashed In Gay Tryst”]     RichInOC, 9/04

http://king-of-fools.blogspot.com     ChewedGum, 9/04

Chelsea for the Champions League!     jjbrouwer, 9/04

This tagline has been suspended or banned.     Jeff Chandler, 9/04

Vichycons-- Supporting Endless War Abroad; Appeasing the Welfare State at Home, Since 2001.     JohnGalt, 9/04

The key to our success will be your execution. ~Scott Adams     smith288, 9/04

These are my antlers. There are many like them, but these two are mine.     Moose4, 9/04

Refuse to do business with companies that are bilingual...     abigail2, 9/04

I phoned the pest control department and their response was to send me a leaflet.     AAABEST, 9/04

Bustamante is the real danger.     Tempest, 9/04

First get the facts right. Later on you can distort them any way you please. ~Mark Twain     Lurker, 9/04

It is easier for an ass to succeed in that trade than any other. ~Samuel Clemens, on lawyers.     wirestripper, 9/04

If I can take a Creative Writing class, why can't I take Creative Spelling class?     TankerKC, 9/04

Remember when America had a really impeached president...     Libloather, 9/04

If Huey Lewis and Stevie Ray Vaughn made a record, could you tell who was singing?     scabbage, 9/04

The few, the proud, the 537.     hemogoblin, 9/04

Hypocrisy is the Vaseline of social intercourse....     AdA$tra, 9/04

[France] nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to be raped by an oppressive socialist bureaucracy there.     Devlin, 9/04

Jim, Karen, We are so proud of you. Thank you for all you do for our country.4th ID     fatima, 9/04

Oderint dum metuant. (Let them hate so long as they fear.)     ExSoldier, 9/04

Give me liberty, or give me death. ~Patrick Henry     auboy, 9/05

You may disagree with me, but I will fight for your right to be in error.     TexasNative2000, 9/05

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.     restornu, 9/05

This cow is independently owned and operated.     TheSpottedOwl, 9/05

No monster can survive a smoking fire and Jello!     mhking, 9/05

Remember: Shiny Side Out!     gridlock, 9/05

Thank God for FR     EternalVigilance, 9/05

Not even a water balloon fight can rouse these dullards!     camle, 9/05

Young Marines -"Strengthening the Lives of America's Youth"     MudPuppy, 9/05

I've abandoned my search for truth - Now looking for a good fantasy.     netmilsmom, 9/05

Lex mala, lex nulla. (An evil law, is no law.) ~Thomas Aquinas     Polycarp, 9/05

Paid for by the "Lazamataz for Supreme Ruler" campaign.     palmer, 9/05

Will club baby seals for the heck of it.     LibKill, 9/05

As long as the sociopath Clintons are breathing, we are in grave danger. Bill is just the opening act.     At _War_With_Liberals, 9/05

Tagline extermination service, no tagline too long or too short. Low prices. Freepmail me for quote.     Swordmaker, 9/05

Koffi: 0, G.W. Bush: (I lost count)     stylin_geek, 9/05

Life is but a dream...Sha Boom.     Conservative4Ever, 9/05

The Right person, in the Right place, at the Right time...to do His work.     HiJinx, 9/05

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. ~Sir Winston Churchill     teeples, 9/05

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle, or the mirror that reflects it.     Eala, 9/05

I've lost all hope for half of you.     Tempest, 9/05

There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root. ~Thoreau     danmar, 9/05

Will you read me a story?     glock rocks, 9/05

Things that make you go Hmmmmm......     Sweet_Sunflower29, 9/05

Why is it illegal to starve an animal but not a human being?     iowamomforfreedom, 9/05

You walk in the middle of road and you get crushed by some airhead vegetarian valley girl driving an SUV.     Harmless Teddy Bear, 9/05

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.     w_over_w, 9/05

We have been assigned to the hall of Freep. No other work is allowed. ~Equality 7-2521     CSM, 9/05

What is keeping that damned asteroid?     CalvaryJohn, 9/06

http://www.fairtax.org -- God may not be a Republican, but Satan is definitely a Democrat!     ovrtaxt, 9/06

Anti-Quagmire Alert     Ex-Dem, 9/06

Throw the U.N. in the garbage where it belongs.     maxwellp, 9/06

Which way is Arnold's political weather vane pointing today?     JoeSchem, 9/06

Islam : totalitarian political ideology / meme cloaked under the cover of religion.     Centurion2000, 9/06

The Gospel of Jesus Christ is the only true good news.     Starwind, 9/06

I am Andy Rooney of Borg. Ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?     petuniasevan, 9/06

I've won at every level except college and the pros.     notorious vrc, 9/06

Keep the Criminals in Prison and leave my Guns alone. NNGL, No new gun laws.     Delmarksman, 9/07

Revenge is a dish that is best served cold.     teeman8r, 9/07

My heart and mind hangs heavier as another 9/11 approaches, as I will never forget!     brigette, 9/07

Lessons of life need not be fatal.     G.Mason, 9/07

Defend Liberty! Defeat liberalism.     twntaipan, 9/07

Yes, I'm working on one... any suggestions?     Rolex_GMT_Master, 9/07

If I had a hammer, I'd.... well... hammer on somethin....     glock rocks, 9/07

Take notice of opportunities that present themselves.     APRPEH, 9/07

Don’t forget to rinse.     APRPEH, 9/07

PRAYING for: President Bush & advisors, troops & families, Americans.     AFPhys, 9/07

How do you know Sheila Jackson Lee's a queen? --Because she doesn't sit with the little people.     sauropod, 9/07

Liberals & lying..It's WHAT they do, it's ALL they do and they WON'T stop...EVER!!     evad, 9/07

Hey, guess what!...If you're NOT from California, you CAN'T vote for McClintock..................     EggsAckley, 9/07

None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. ~Milton     Eala, 9/07

Lakota Nation never legalized abortion, except the post-natal kind for Custer.     BlackElk, 9/07

Semper Fi... "I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." ~Will Rogers     NormsRevenge, 9/07

Paleocons - defined as the French generals of the political world.     Chancellor Palpatine, 9/07

Terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength, but by the perception of weakness. ~GWB 9/03     CedarDave, 9/07

Eliminate genocidical terrorist miltiary dictator Kim Jong Il now.     dufekin, 9/07

@violin bumper music?? maybe it's a fiddle.com     YaYa123, 9/07

Greyout Doofus is the Peter Principle personified!     upchuck, 9/07

France is a dog-hole, and it no more merits the tread of a man's foot. ~Shakespeare (All's Well.)     lowbridge, 9/07

And finally.....

Tags! We don't need no stinking tags!     Stew Padasso, 9/07

(Dear Stew, all tags are carefully disinfected and thoroughly inspected before being posted in Taglinus FreeRepublicus. Any residual stink is an unfortunate by-product of the increasingly putrid corpse of the Democratic Party. If the smell gets too bad, open your Windows and let your computer air out. Good Luck and God Bless.)

[jigsaw]

Good Cheer To All!   :-)

[jigsaw]

Quick! Read your tagline above before Gray Davis shuts the power off!

[jigsaw]

Your tagline is above. Note that illegal immigrant taglines are now accepted: Please see Gray Davis for a free literary license.

[jigsaw]

Do you know that in a recent national poll more Americans could recite your tagline above than name a Democrat running for President?

[jigsaw]

Chuck Schumer just announced your tagline above is 'out of the mainstream.' Of course, his mainstream is society's sewer, so congratulations!

[SAMWolf]

LOL! Screw Schumer!

Thanks for the ping.

[jigsaw]

Katie has chosen your tagline above to be on The Today Show. If this is unacceptable to you, next time use a comma instead of a colon.

[TexasNative2000]

Fighting for the Right to Keep and Bear Taglines.

[jigsaw]

Thou art all most welcome.

9/11 prayers.

[EggsAckley]

Thanks for the ping. I've already got a new one.......


~</;o)

[CholeraJoe]

Thanks, jigsaw.

[EternalVigilance]

Love your tagline! :-)

[glock rocks]

hey hey hey

{{{{{{jigsaw}}}}}}}

[SAMWolf]

Congrats on making the list w_over_w, snopercod, trussell, victoria delsoul, CholeraJoe, valin, Johnny Gage, Sparta, GailA, EternalVigilance, HiJinx. The Foxhole reader are well represented this week.

[TankerKC]

This is truly an honor. ;)

[4mycountry]

Thanks! I've become attached to this one...maybe someday I'll switch, but not now. :)

[N. Theknow]

DANG!

My Tagline is Published!

My Tagline is Published!

I.....AM.....Somebody!

[EternalVigilance]

It's the Foxhole 'tagteam'! ;-)

[CatoRenasci]

You should note that this is the current incarnation. It began on the old Prodigy boards in 1990 as Ceterum Censeo Mesopotamia Esse Delendam and continued on FR as Ceterum Censeo Clinton Esse Delendam until reverting to the original form as Iraq heated up again. The current form is post-Gulf II.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks