[MeekOneGOP]

So you are all settled in New Mexico now ? Well, ya got the Texas eleven ten holed up in Albuquerque of course. One of them, Whitmire from Houston, came back and is tellin' the others they should do the same ...

[Don W]

I'm Baaaaack!

Only in the USA!


A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the statewide safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"