A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HelOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your directions. To be honest, none of the Y to K problem makes any sense to me. At any rate, I have finished converting all the months on my calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following new months:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November and December.
I also changed the days. Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak and Sundak.