[Darkchylde]

I don't suppose you could
find me my own minion?

*How much is that minion in
the window?...*

[and the horse you rode in on]

I don't suppose you could
find me my own minion?

You wouldn't want to use one of those sordid Overseas Mail Order Minion services would you?
Pick a stud muffin from a catalog, have him lobotomized and shipped in for minionizing.

[Windshark]

You have to work at minions.....

Then there's that dang syndrome to deal with.

You don't want a minion from today's mail order catalogues.

Trust me.

You might get Swervie!