[and the horse you rode in on]

I don't suppose you could
find me my own minion?

You wouldn't want to use one of those sordid Overseas Mail Order Minion services would you?
Pick a stud muffin from a catalog, have him lobotomized and shipped in for minionizing.

[Darkchylde]

Oh no, he'd probably need
more than a lobotomy. You
never know what they're REALLY
sending you. I may be lonely, but
not THAT lonely. Besides, I'd like
someone I don't need lobotomized.