Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 8

I guess she's cold huh?

161 posted on 09/04/2003 2:57:09 PM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)

Great picture Gran Well the girls are home from school .. Jessie and her best friend aren't in the same class this year .. YIPPPPEEEEE!!!

Well go books to cover and forms to fill out and checks to write .. BBL

162 posted on 09/04/2003 2:58:40 PM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)

Does this mean she's 65 now?

163 posted on 09/04/2003 3:15:52 PM PDT by Windshark (..........Liberals are fascists in "I care" clothes........:-)

What are you hiding behind those flowers?

Inquiring minds want to know.

What do you mean fluffy?

164 posted on 09/04/2003 3:18:03 PM PDT by Windshark (..........Liberals are fascists in "I care" clothes........:-)

To: Canadian Outrage

Two things seem to obsess you.

Derrieres and Scott Petersen.

Coincidence? Or something more twisted?

165 posted on 09/04/2003 3:22:31 PM PDT by Windshark (..........Liberals are fascists in "I care" clothes........:-)

If I give you my address will you send me a check too?

I promise not to let catpuppy know......

166 posted on 09/04/2003 3:23:59 PM PDT by Windshark (..........Liberals are fascists in "I care" clothes........:-)

Is it?

I can't remember.....

Good list....a little too short though....

167 posted on 09/04/2003 3:25:30 PM PDT by Windshark (..........Liberals are fascists in "I care" clothes........:-)

Sorry I missed your bithday yesterday

Happy Birthday Val !!

168 posted on 09/04/2003 3:25:41 PM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)

Sure .. but I can't promise there will be any money in my account to cash it ;0)

169 posted on 09/04/2003 3:41:19 PM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)

Heh, heh, heh, heh....

170 posted on 09/04/2003 4:09:28 PM PDT by grannie9

To: null and void

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

171 posted on 09/04/2003 4:20:25 PM PDT by LisaAnne

172 posted on 09/04/2003 4:41:31 PM PDT by Sundog (Cheers.)

That loon in the pic --

Went down to the lake two days ago and a large number of Carp have come up the river, just to stay in the mouth / delta of where the Provo River meets Utah Lake, and a loon just like the one in your pic was positively going nuts with so much food around. In and out, back and forth, just splashing in and coming up over and over.

173 posted on 09/04/2003 4:45:45 PM PDT by Sundog (Cheers.)

LOL.. that's not a Loon.. that's an Egret.. Get your head out of those old Playboys..and your eyes off of Loddy's pic.. ;)

174 posted on 09/04/2003 4:49:59 PM PDT by grannie9

Time has a way of doing that to all fading flowers...

175 posted on 09/04/2003 4:50:18 PM PDT by Sundog (Cheers.)

Beware the Gorgeous Ignoranus

176 posted on 09/04/2003 4:52:22 PM PDT by Sundog (Cheers.)

This is a Loon..;)

Smooooooooooch...

177 posted on 09/04/2003 4:54:37 PM PDT by grannie9

To: null and void

178 posted on 09/04/2003 4:58:14 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")

"Hope the Margaritas helped."

Certainly didn't hurt!

179 posted on 09/04/2003 5:02:41 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")

Hey Mo - thanks!! You didn't miss my birthday - it is today.

180 posted on 09/04/2003 5:03:14 PM PDT by ValerieUSA

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