“I have not yet begun to fight! Damn the torpedoes! Which way to The Vineyard!”
1 posted on
09/02/2003 9:10:59 AM PDT by
johnny7
To: johnny7
HOLD THE KETCHUP!
2 posted on
09/02/2003 9:13:05 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
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To: johnny7
Kerry...Kerry... Kerry... I KNOW I've heard that name before.... Was he ever in the military???
3 posted on
09/02/2003 9:14:02 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
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To: johnny7; Chad Fairbanks
Reminds me of the song: "We have to sink the Bismarck 'cause the world depends on us..."
Chad, I know you have the words...
4 posted on
09/02/2003 9:18:29 AM PDT by
Eala
(There is, however, a limit at which forbearance ceases to be a virtue. --Burke)
To: johnny7
Je'n' comprend' pas. En français, SVP?
5 posted on
09/02/2003 9:18:45 AM PDT by
pogo101
To: JohnnyZ; Theodore R.; Nathaniel Fischer; AuH2ORepublican; LdSentinal; Kuksool; Coop; ...
Very Funny *Ping*!
8 posted on
09/02/2003 9:28:59 AM PDT by
Pubbie
(Bill Owens for Prez and Jeb as VP in '08.)
To: johnny7
Can't wait 'till they tangle with the Bush Carrier Group!
9 posted on
09/02/2003 9:39:31 AM PDT by
SwinneySwitch
(Freedom isn't Free, Support the Troops!)
To: johnny7
Meanwhile, back on the pier, the Ship's Storekeeper is arguing with the ensign in charge of Supply...
"Sir, why did you order 17 pallets of Heinz Ketchup?"
"Ketchup is good for the men, Petty Officer. Ketchup sandwiches, Ketchup in Baked Beans, Ketchup in Meatloaf. Ketchup in everything!"
"Well, sir. Where do we store it all? We don't have the room for this."
"I think we could have a contest among teh men. Who can come up with the best Ketchup-based recipes, and every day of the next cruise, we can sample a recipe. It's a wonderful idea, and will really boost morale among the men."
"Whatever you say sir."
10 posted on
09/02/2003 9:43:27 AM PDT by
Chad Fairbanks
(Chad Fairbanks - 1970 Recipient of the Prestigious Y-Chromosome Award)
To: johnny7
"a 15º list to starboard"
I noticed his list but it was to the left,
how you French say, a la gauche?
To: johnny7
Hillary is the Death Star (the unfinished second one).
13 posted on
09/10/2003 5:58:32 AM PDT by
Impy
(Don't you fall into the trap, democrats are full of crap.)
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