Coral Snale Song (Revision) Battlecry of Freedom(The GPL does not mean Freedom)

Coral Snake's Shock 'n'Awe | 9-1-2003 | Coral Snake

[Coral Snake]

MIDI - BATTLE CRY OF FREEDOM click on the WHITE title for the midi

1.
We will post the message, Eagle,
then post it once again.
The GPL does not mean freedom.
And well post it through the hillsides,
the cities and the plain.
The GPL does not mean freedom.

(CHORUS)
It' chock full of landmines,
and poison pills to!
That is the way of,
Tux and GNU.
If you want to keep code free,
then go with BSD.
The GPL does not mean freedom.

2.
Coral Snake sprang to the call,
Of three other posters more.
The GPL does not mean freedom.
And we try to convince others,
its commie to the core.
The GPL does not mean freedom.

(CHORUS)
It' chock full of landmines,
and poison pills to!
That is the way of,
Tux and GNU.
If you want to keep code free,
then go with MIT.
The GPL does not mean freedom.

3. We will welcome other posters,
who stand moral and brave.
The GPL does not mean freedom.
who may not like Micro$oft,
but will not be Stallman's slave.
The GPL does not mean freedom.

(CHORUS)
It' chock full of landmines,
and poison pills to!
That is the way of,
Tux and GNU.
If you want to keep code free,
then go with the PD.
The GPL does not mean freedom.

4.
We will always keep posting through,
the FReeper site out West.
The GPL does not mean freedom.
Till we hurl the Stallman fraud from,
the land we love the best.
The GPL does not mean freedom.

(CHORUS)
It' chock full of landmines,
and poison pills to!
That is the way of,
Tux and GNU.
If you want to keep code free,
choose any of these Three,
The GPL does not mean freedom.

[Coral Snake]

The first attempt to post this was rather hasty because it came immediately after the posting of my article everyone was waiting for and SHOWS it. This one should far better show my talents as a song parodist and updater. I call my DFU like activity updating because I mainly use public domain songs from the 19th and early 20th century (less chance of a lawsuit that way) usually of the Civil War period for these.

[Coral Snake]

The Coral Snake Ping.

Calling all Anti Commies and Anti Pirates

The GPL will only mean freedom for me again when:

[zygoat]

Glad to see your patriotism,but you'd better recheck the title of your post. "Snales" ain't very intimidating.

[eno_]

This is the wierdest thing I have ever seen on FR.

[zygoat]

I agree.What do you suppose the Coral Snale is trying to tell us? Why the flying pigs? What does it all MEAN?!!

[WorkingClassFilth]

I haven't been drinking.

Flashbacks are years behind me.

My glasses are on.

I'm fully awake.

To my knowledge, I haven't suffered a stroke.

What am I missing here?

[TechJunkYard]

LOL... you must have missed the accompanying rant.

[WorkingClassFilth]

OMG! That's incredible. I definitely feel better about my sanity this morning...

[Coral Snake]

It should not take an Eienstein to see that I am saying that that commie fraudulant screed of Richard Stallman, RMS
or whatever you want to call him will mean freedom to me WHEN PIGS FLY!!!!

And by the way spelling error flames are the last refuge of a scoundrel. I heard that one from one of you linux shills
before.

[adam_az]

Mr. Snale,

Yuo mite wantt too youse yoru MircoSoftt spel chekker neck tiem OKAY!

[Salo]

Actually, the proper quote is: *patriotism* is the last refuge of a scoundrel. In modern times, I feel "patriotism" could be replaced with "racism."

Spelling error flames are low, but it's your own *name,* man.

And by the way spelling error flames are the last refuge of a scoundrel. I heard that one from one of you linux shills before.

[Salo]

Paging Officer Pengiun. We have a 10-96.

[Coral Snake]

Because you have been nice abut it I Thank you. I will be correcting the error in future reposts of this song and any future songs or articles I may post. (DFU is known for reposting songs too when the situation demands it.)

[chilepepper]

Coral Snale, didn't yo'mama tell not to sniff that toulene stuff?

[Salo]

Internet spell-checkers are a pain: when you resort to the tactic, it's usually a good sign that you a losing the arguement. Eye kent tipe wirf uh dam.

[Tribune7]

We will always keep posting through, the FReeper site out West.

I thought FR used software protected by GPL?

[zygoat]

I'm sorry, Snake, please don't bite me.Maybe I didn't have enough caffiene yet to understand your post. (I'm on my 18th pot of coffee now,and I'm beginning to see the light!)

[zygoat]

See? I've started talking to myself...or is it the venom slowly.. shutting...down....my.....syssstemmmmm...