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Lions In the Shade
Posted on 08/30/2003 11:28:38 PM PDT by 2nd_Amendment_Defender
Imagine that you are a bush pilot on the African veldt. You fly in some critical medical supplies, enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital and are eager to get to your next appointment. It's a stifling 100 degrees in the shade.
You return to your plane to find that the only bit of shade within a mile has become very popular, in your absence ...
You calculate the distance to the plane door ...
Whad'ya say? Feeling lucky today?
TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
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To: 2nd_Amendment_Defender
Oh my what a dilema!
Great pic
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posted on
08/31/2003 6:23:20 AM PDT
by
apackof2
(Watch and pray till you see Him coming, no one knows the hour or the day)
To: 2nd_Amendment_Defender; Shooter 2.5; SeeRushToldU_So; Argh; TexasCowboy
Great pic - this needs a caption.......
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Morning,
Thanks for the ping.
I've been a little busy.
Freepmail me when you have the time.
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posted on
08/31/2003 7:24:05 AM PDT
by
Shooter 2.5
(Don't punch holes in the lifeboat.)
To: 2nd_Amendment_Defender
One of you.
Ten lions.
I'd have to put my money on the lions.
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posted on
08/31/2003 4:02:24 PM PDT
by
baltodog
To: 2nd_Amendment_Defender
Unless, of course, they're from Detroit...if so, you got made.
You'd make it to the door before they even realized you were there!!!
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posted on
08/31/2003 4:04:23 PM PDT
by
baltodog
To: apackof2
"Oh my what a dilema!"
Yeah. What to invest in:
1. Remote starting for the plane.
2. A case of flash/bang grenades.
3. A tasty-looking antelope, with an obvious limp.
DG
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posted on
09/05/2003 11:48:40 PM PDT
by
DoorGunner
(DG=Fool, Liar, and sinner, [and EEEEEEvil Fundie] (Non Hæretico Comburendo))
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