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Lions In the Shade

Posted on 08/30/2003 11:28:38 PM PDT by 2nd_Amendment_Defender

Imagine that you are a bush pilot on the African veldt. You fly in some critical medical supplies, enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital and are eager to get to your next appointment. It's a stifling 100 degrees in the shade.

You return to your plane to find that the only bit of shade within a mile has become very popular, in your absence ...

You calculate the distance to the plane door ...

Whad'ya say? Feeling lucky today?



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1 posted on 08/30/2003 11:28:38 PM PDT by 2nd_Amendment_Defender
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To: 2nd_Amendment_Defender
Oh my what a dilema!

Great pic

2 posted on 08/31/2003 6:23:20 AM PDT by apackof2 (Watch and pray till you see Him coming, no one knows the hour or the day)
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To: 2nd_Amendment_Defender; Shooter 2.5; SeeRushToldU_So; Argh; TexasCowboy
Great pic - this needs a caption.......
3 posted on 08/31/2003 7:18:11 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Morning,

Thanks for the ping.

I've been a little busy.

Freepmail me when you have the time.
4 posted on 08/31/2003 7:24:05 AM PDT by Shooter 2.5 (Don't punch holes in the lifeboat.)
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To: 2nd_Amendment_Defender
One of you.
Ten lions.
I'd have to put my money on the lions.
5 posted on 08/31/2003 4:02:24 PM PDT by baltodog
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To: 2nd_Amendment_Defender
Unless, of course, they're from Detroit...if so, you got made.
You'd make it to the door before they even realized you were there!!!
6 posted on 08/31/2003 4:04:23 PM PDT by baltodog
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To: apackof2
"Oh my what a dilema!"

Yeah. What to invest in:

1. Remote starting for the plane.

2. A case of flash/bang grenades.

3. A tasty-looking antelope, with an obvious limp.

DG
7 posted on 09/05/2003 11:48:40 PM PDT by DoorGunner (DG=Fool, Liar, and sinner, [and EEEEEEvil Fundie] (Non Hæretico Comburendo))
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