[martin_fierro]

I hereby nominate this woman for the MTV "Unintentionally Hilarious" award.

[Dan from Michigan]

Bwahahaahahahahhahahahaha.

Wonder if she'll have any pics from the MTV awards when she stuck her tongue in Britney Spears.

[Mr. Mojo]

"Now I'm starting to read to my son, but I couldn't believe how vapid and vacant and empty all the stories were," she said.

"Earth in the Balance" is not something that should be read to a child.

[CFC__VRWC]

Madonna ... "vapid and vacant"...

She should know - these two words pretty much sum up her life.

[Mr. Mojo]

"There were like no lessons"

Like wow. Is she, like, for real? Try Dr. Seuss.

[FlyVet]

Um, sorry. No sale. Only brainless parents would buy into this. Doing the lip lock with the "teen" sluts on MTV, now selling childrens' books. Uh huh. Lucky for her, there are lots of DUmb@ss Democraps out there who will be lining up to buy them. What a shameless piglet.

[GSWarrior]

I hear the first publication will be one of those pop up books.

[Ciexyz]

My sympathies to the hard-working children's writers out there who are trying to get a book contract.

[Mears]

Anyone who would buy her books are nuts.

There are libraries full of wonderful chidren's literature and I wonder where she got the books that she reads to her son.

Celebrity childrens books drive me nuts anyway so maybe I'm not being too impartial in this discussion.

[glory]

"Now I'm starting to read to my son, but I couldn't believe how vapid and vacant and empty all the stories were," she said.

"There were like no lessons, just all about princesses and like the beautiful prince arrives and he takes her for his wife and nothing happens, no efforts are made.

__________

This woman is an absolute self-important moron. Does anyone doubt that 1) she does not even know the vast numbers of children's books out there--heck there is a thousand recommendations for elementary age on the Classical Christian homeschooling site and my guess with a simple google search you could get any number of lists of "books with lessons" 2) she thinks they are all useless because they weren't written by her!!

I'm a homeschooler and even with only a kinder age child I have read enough books to know there are already high quality ones out there and plenty with lessons to teach. Hey Madonna, here's a clue, buy more than Disney books! How about The Carrot Seed which gives a lesson in patience? There is an excellent story in Stories from Africa that gives a wonderful lesson on temptation and pride. Why even those "princess" stories she despises oftentimes teach lessons about being good to others, patience, dreaming, not talking to strangers, and good winning over evil. I know there are many many more, those are just for starters. Oh wait, perhaps the problem is they just don't teach Madonna's "values"...self-gratification, pride, sexual immorality...I'm sure she can fill that vacuum by just telling her children her life story.

[Paleo Conservative]

I wonder if her "morality" book is going to contain Madonna's pictures from last night. I'm sure those pictures will go over really well with most parents. I'm sure this will be on book shelves all over the country next to Heather Has Two Mommies.

Madonna is SO Not "Like A Virgin" at This Year's VMAs"

[Humidston]

>>but I couldn't believe how vapid and vacant and empty all the stories were <<

Metaphorically speaking, I'm sure.

[pax_et_bonum]

"Whenever something gave him the retarded tingles, he was not shy about letting me know."

Those darn retarded tingles.

[Clintonfatigued]

This is a riot. Were the childrens' books she complained about as vapid as her press conferences and interviews? Still, maybe her book won't be as bad as we expect. Of course, I'll believe it when I see it.

By the way, does anyone here know about the Kaballah belief system?

[Think free or die]

"There's like no books about anything."

I hate when that happens.

[Sofa King]

What's wrong, Madonna, couldn't find any copies of Hustler to read to your kid?

[ex-Texan]

[Y2Krap]

The strumpet who spread wide her loins in a coffee table book is now going to tell our children TAILS of MORALITY..
If the Boston Strangler had a sense of humor he'd write a
CHOKE BOOK. MADONNA, GAG on This..

[ex-Texan]

Confession time for me. I once met Madonna and had dinner with her in Santa Monica and she confessed her deep love for Kabbalah literature. She is really a very serious student of this ancient discipline. Also, she has been studying it for a lot longer than seven years. But seven is a magic number and people who study Kabbalah know what is meant by saying "seven." 'Nuff said.

[freekitty]

Madonna would be a lot more credible if she finally decided if she was a slut or a virgin.

I guess it's too much to ask for a little honesty with this woman. It's always pr, hype, etc. As long as the bucks keep coming in she's going to pretend to be one and/or the other.