Pity Madonna, career on the slide, betrayed by a kiss

The Telegraph (U.K.) ^ | 08/30/03 | Sam Leith

[dc27]

I heard about the kiss two days before the VMA. It was very much planned.

[jonsie]

"Lord Archer's attempt to kiss his wife on his release from jail, she not apparently being in on the plan, was far more humiliating than it would have been had he simply shaken her by the hand".

Even when she was aware of the kiss, It backfired on Mr. Gore.

[FlyVet]

I still remember the chill I got the first time I saw the list of channels in IRC. Who thought there were enough (fill in the blank) freaks to fill a chat room?

Yikes. I remember that too. Didn't know IRC was still around. I ran across one called "Motherdaughtersex". I'm surpised that was even allowed to exist.

[freebilly]

Surely, you jest! ;-)

I'm series! I'm just thankful that I was able to spend time with her when she was still nearly like a virgin... ;^)

[freebilly]

"My mommy kisses strange women for money"

She must be Episcopalian....

[RippleFire]

[anncoulteriscool]

Oh wow...Madonna kissed a girl...shockeroo!!!...in other news: Its raining in Pittsburgh.

[DanTheAdmin]

"LOL! Her kootchie has the same slogan as McDonald's.
Yes..., but does she have a drive-through...?"

You probably could...

[DanTheAdmin]

"Indeed. I'm older than 'madonna' and I wouldn't touch her with a fork."

Yea, I wouldn't fork her either...

[freebilly]

"Yes..., but does she have a drive-through...?"

You probably could...

Hmmm..., I could use a lube job....

[DanTheAdmin]

"Hmmm..., I could use a lube job...."

Have you tried that new kind that warms on contact?

[glory]

You know, I just have to laugh. I tell you why, because a 46 yr old married mother of two living an exclusive life in London looks utterly ridiculous engaging in such behavior, "star" or not. She is a laughing stock and it was less disgusting than it was embarressing that a mature woman would behave like an attention-grabbing college girl on spring break and at least the college girl can "excuse" her indiscretion by saying she was drunk. I'm not surprised by the two younger ones...they are naive and stupid and about the age that college kids do idiotic stuff on campus, but Madonna..I don't care what her reputation before, this behavior now is just embarrassing. I felt bad for her that she thought this was somehow shocking or cool. I'm sure this will really launch her new career as a children's book writer(sarcasm off). Perhaps she should try something we would not expect from her to shock us--conservatism and being a good mother and wife with morals would be a really shocking start.

[DanTheAdmin]

"Hmmm..., I could use a lube job...."

Have you tried that new kind that warms on contact?

[DanTheAdmin]

I hate multiple posts!!!

[Atticus]

[VermiciousKnid]

OK, I'll bite.

What was his reaction?

[DanTheAdmin]

EEEEWWWWWWWW!

[glory]

She seems anymore like a once-brilliant sportsman who is trying so hard to salvage a career once his knees or shoulders are shot. Except in this case, a woman her age should know better; the difference between right and wrong shouldn't be that muddled in the mind of a 40-something adult.
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Exactly! And it's precisely the reason I felt embarrassed for her.

[MegaSilver]

She seems anymore like a once-brilliant sportsman who is trying so hard to salvage a career once his knees or shoulders are shot. Except in this case, a woman her age should know better; the difference between right and wrong shouldn't be that muddled in the mind of a 40-something adult.

I know what our Coulter would say to that: "Well, she IS a liberal, isn't she?"

[floriduh voter]

Shep Smith panned the MTV awards tonight. He called Beyonce Knowles. "Bouncy". Shep is so slick the way he slips things in. Sometimes his quips are too fast to catch.