Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 20th Edition

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[jigsaw]

Taglinus FreeRepublicus (20th Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc.

Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~

One of the unwilling selected from the unfit to do the unnecessary for the ungrateful.     LindaSOG, 8/17

Every time I think about exercise, I lie down, look up towards Mars, till the thought goes away.     b4its2late, 8/17

FOOTBALL REFEREES: Best seats in the house and we're paid for it!!!!!     b4its2late, 8/17

It's rather funny "how good"....." we use to be"     ThreePuttinDude, 8/17

California is like Sweden, except in Sweden the blondes are real.     dubyaismypresident, 8/17

A place is what YOU make it.     arasina, 8/17

Reuters: A wholly owned subsidiary of the Left - We distort, You comply.     CholeraJoe, 8/17

Joseph Stalin's grave is a Communist Plot.     SAMWolf, 8/17

I think your life expectancy was about 20 seconds. ~Lloyd Keeland, USMC, veteran of Iwo Jima     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 8/17

Tag line ready and waiting for Arnold's next faux pas.     Canticle_of_Deborah, 8/17

ARNOLD - erasing our past, to protect our future?     NordP, 8/17

Sooner or later evil gets exposed and good wins… or at least, evil makes a fool of itself.     Victoria Delsoul, 8/17

Will work for a good tagline.     MarkL, 8/17

So many stupid lies, even the devil laughs.     Victoria Delsoul, 8/17

More of da thugz crawlin.     bluelowrider57, 8/17

God Speed to the Men and Women of the Armed Forces!     Lord_Baltar, 8/18

I get the blame for everything! ;o)     dixiechick2000, 8/18

Mogen David wine mixed with %50 beer is actually drinkable.     jwh_Denver, 8/18

If John Kerry was a bobble head doll, he'd need a smaller head.     Flurry, 8/18

This tag line has caused a hugh, fat, ugly page fault in module Hillary!.dll and will be shut down.     upchuck, 8/18

Retread Republic - The next poster you agree with could be yourself.     Sir Gawain, 8/18

Freeper Definition: Smoking Dope -> a liberal with a cigarette.     jigsaw, 8/18

Just a tuna sandwich from another catering service.     discostu, 8/18

The United States and our allies will complete our mission in Iraq. ~the * CIC * 7/30     Ragtime Cowgirl, 8/18

I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.     b4its2late, 8/18

I'm the moose, bring on the cheese baby.     Moose4, 8/18

It's National I'm Being Discriminated Against By Someone Day.     ChemistCat, 8/18

No longshoremen were injured to produce this tagline.     MonroeDNA, 8/18

Having fun @ 41º 18'S 174º 47'E     shaggy eel, 8/18

Earth First! We'll drill for oil on the other planets later.     CFC__VRWC, 8/18

No daughter of mine is catching dinner with her teeth...     Libloather, 8/18

Save Traditional Marriage -- It's for the Children!     Mike Darancette, 8/18

Those who seek the destruction of a free society are unfit to live in that same society.     Noumenon, 8/18

@But That's Just Me.     YaYa123, 8/18

Where even the mosquitoes use bug spray.     getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL, 8/18

The Problem With Socialism Is That You Eventually Run Out Of Other People's Money. ~Lady Thatcher     .cnI redruM, 8/18

Hitlery: das Butch von Buchenvald     PhilDragoo, 8/18

All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat though.     dixiechick2000, 8/19

What if the hokey pokey is really what it’s all about? ~Jean Paul Sartre     Chancellor Palpatine, 8/19

Phil Keaggy is a great musician.     Tom Bombadil, 8/19

Bear with me, I'm still looking at all my pings.     Constitution Day, 8/19

Your government is your most dangerous enemy, and Bush is no conservative.     from occupied ga, 8/19

There are FOUR LIGHTS! FOUR LIGHTS!     50sDad, 8/19

Hillary utilized the blackout for broom riding and to practice scaring small animals.     prairiebreeze, 8/19

Some say shoot to kill. Others say shoot to maim. I say empty the f'n clip and let God make the call.     TheBigB, 8/19

Resistence to tyrants is obedience to God. ~Thomas Jefferson     stand watie, 8/19

We have the government we allow and deserve.     AD from SpringBay, 8/19

The Patriot Paradox: Life, Liberty and Everything Else...     sonsofliberty2000, 8/19

I seem to be the source of gravity, everything seems to fall on me....     Zavien Doombringer, 8/19

I'm just tryin' to get by, being quiet and shy, in a world full of pushin' and shove.     Hatteras, 8/19

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.     general_re, 8/19

http://www.thinkforyourself.us     bc2, 8/19

Gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at him, "Why did you lie to me?"     NYpeanut, 8/20

Are we conservatives, or are we Republicans?     thoughtomator, 8/20

According to Ashcroft, Al Capone was an alco-terrorist.     Sir Gawain, 8/20

Calif voters are soon to be...if not already...confused as goats on AstroTurf.     Osage Orange, 8/20

A flash mob of one.     KarlInOhio, 8/20

Remember your regiment and follow your officers. ~Captain Charles May, 2d Dragoons, 9 May 1846     ladtx, 8/20

Solve the damn problem!     AngryJawa, 8/20

When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. ~O.C.     O.C. - Old Cracker, 8/20

I still hate Liberal Democrats.     Mo1, 8/20

We are still masters of our fate. We are still captain of our souls.     capydick, 8/20

What crayon do I use to draw a blank?     techcor, 8/20

I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly?     Lazamataz, 8/21

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?     4mycountry, 8/21

McClintock is my first choice. Simon second. But given the numbers today, I'm voting for Arnold.     Drango, 8/21

Removal of this tag line must be punishable by SOME law, somewhere!!     Fighter@heart, 8/21

Heather's Daddy will be voting Bush / Cheney in '04!!     The Chief, 8/21

I'm just a cook.     JRandomFreeper, 8/21

Moderate Arab - he's the one who detonates his bomb via remote control.     dts32041, 8/21

Leave me alone - I'm off my meds.     Cathryn Crawford, 8/21

I am the extended middle finger in the fist of life.     Lazamataz, 8/22

The Most Fabulous Object in the Universe... it does exist!     Hegemony Cricket, 8/22

Moderatism is the most lackluster battle-cry.     =Intervention=, 8/22

They can have my machete when they pry it from your cold dead skull...     Chad Fairbanks, 8/22

Men stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up as if nothing had happened. ~Churchill     rwfromkansas, 8/22

Un-PC even to "Conservatives!" - Right makes right.     belmont_mark, 8/22

Jimmy Carter voted off Presidential Survivor. Who's next? - http://williammckinley.blogspot.com     William McKinley, 8/22

If you outlaw potato guns, Spuds McKinsey will be euthanized.     dogbyte12, 8/22

Chad Fairbanks and Netmilsmom shut down the Internet - Ooops!     netmilsmom, 8/22

Liberalizm and homoizm are cults of death - no life can come from them.     johnb838, 8/22

This darn tagline has been following me around everywhere lately - i need a tag line for my tag line.     ctlpdad, 8/22

Don't confuse liberals with the facts.     Arthur Wildfire! March, 8/22

Get two dogs and be part of a pack.     sinkspur, 8/22

Shenandoah and Blue Ridge will re-emerge as the investment of the 21st Century....     Beck_isright, 8/22

Vote Democrat ....... pay for our drugs, travel, and total retirement life! Ha hahaha ...fools.     goodnesswins, 8/21

When politicians speak of children, count the spoons. ~National Review Editors     Eala, 8/21

Abortion: Big people killing little people.     Gopher Broke, 8/21

They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters.     CyberCowboy777, 8/22

Stand Back! ... I've got a cold beer, and I know how to use it!     glock rocks, 8/22

And whither then? I cannot say.     HairOfTheDog, 8/22

Do you trust a Democrat to protect America?     justshe, 8/22

I wonder how well a [computer] worm would respond to a low yield nuclear device?     Hegemony Cricket, 8/22

It's a big dot • funny that.     widgysoft, 8/22

Put some ice on that.     Servant of the Nine, 8/22

WWJD - What would Jefferson Do?     chance33_98, 8/22

I agree with Dick Morris. Off with their heads! Let's start with the Clintons, all three of them.     wingnuts'nbolts, 8/22

SAVE THE BLACK FLY     cantfindagoodscreenname, 8/22

I took your advice and shut up... great... now I can't stop typing.     glock rocks, 8/22

Accentuate the positive...unless you've got eyes to see.     Colofornian, 8/22

Don't just stand there. Run for Congress. www.ArmorforCongress.com     Congressman Billybob, 8/22

The Law of Unintended Consequences - No Good Deed Shall Go Unpunished.     Milwaukee_Guy, 8/22

Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.     JOE6PAK, 8/22

Ok let’s have some beers and some bacon and donuts eh, and like discuss this later eh?     visualops, 8/22

Get something every day from the four basic food groups: canned, frozen, fast and takeout.     MarkL, 8/22

One way poster. Or so I'm told.....     clintonh8r, 8/22

Go Arnold Go!     BunnySlippers, 8/22

I had a dream...until RIAA wanted to know if I downloaded it.     NewRomeTacitus, 8/22

He’s [Arnold] not as conservative as you think. ~Maria Shriver assured ABC’s Meredith Vieira     Canticle_of_Deborah, 8/22

If Hillary says something, it must be true...     Libloather, 8/23

Awareness is what you know before you know anything else.     Pro-Bush, 8/23

Tip your server...     socal_parrot, 8/23

The Free Republic of America! "W" is our President !!     JustPiper, 8/23

Voter fraud is one of the primary campaign strategies of the Democrats!!!!     CurlyBill, 8/23

When you believe you have the moral high ground, you can do some terrible things. ~Mark Rudd     Michael.SF., 8/23

Press any key to continue ... NOT THAT KEY YOU FOOL!     gitmo, 8/23

America - The Greatest Nation on the Face of the Earth.     CyberAnt, 8/23

Ashland, Missouri - Freeping polls since 1998 -- I pray the 10 Laws stay in the courthouses.     rface, 8/23

Without massive intervention from Heaven, America doesn't have a prayer.     Russell Scott, 8/23

Shhhh...Watch and Listen -- The New World (State) Order is trying sneak in through the back door.     F16Fighter, 8/23

Cinematography by Zapruder.     TomServo, 8/23

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.     b4its2late, 8/23

S.U.E. . . . STOP UNNECESSARY EXCERPTING . . . .     EggsAckley, 8/23

Democrats make mistakes. RINOs don't correct them. ~Chesterton, adapted by Ninenot     ninenot, 8/23

My tag line is broken.     ex-Texan, 8/23

As American as Apple Pie.     Apple Pan Dowdy, 8/23

Beware of diplomats bearing paper.     seamole, 8/23

Property Taxes are Too Low, Vote for Ahnold!     ambrose, 8/23

Let's Outsource CEO's to the Third World.     dogbyte12, 8/23

OCT 7, it cometh too soon for some... ARNOLD has the heavy MOJO.     deport, 8/23

Has a moderate Republican ever moved to the RIGHT after getting elected?     JoeSchem, 8/23

Lucifer lefties are still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy.     concerned about politics, 8/23

Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.     Calpernia, 8/24

Adjusting tag line again....GO ARNIE....     spokeshave, 8/24

You can hear it anywhere but only here can you tell the world what you think about it.     WKB, 8/24

Wide awake in a west side Forth Worth motel -- Interstate 30 pounding in my head. ~Ian Tyson     Alberta's Child, 8/24

Let's cruise, let's glide… if you want it you got it forever, I love it when we're cruising together.     Victoria Delsoul, 8/24

McClintock is a megalomaniac with delusions of Ralph Naderism.     Rome2000, 8/24

Behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them? ~Jer. 8     BibChr, 8/24

Doug Adams, Douglas Adams, Douglas C. Adams, white courtesy telephone please....     Elliott Gigantalope, 8/24

DEFEAT her unroyal lowness, her hideous heinous Bwitch Shrillery Antoinette de Fosterizer de Marx NOW.    Quix, 8/24

Petruchio <===Looks Sexy in a flightsuit . . . Looks Silly in a french maid outfit.     Petruchio, 8/24

The Federal Register is printed on pulp from The Tree Of Liberty.     StriperSniper, 8/24

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.     capt. norm, 8/24

[Cathryn Crawford]

I'd have devoted a few hours to helping you too, but I'm on an anti-altruistic streak lately, and there's no end in sight I'm afraid... maybe it's the pills...

I can recommend some good anti-anxiety pills. :-D

Just kidding, just kidding!

[SAMWolf]

Thanks for the ping jigsaw.

Congrats Victoria, you made the list twice.

[4mycountry]

I nominate w_over_w for an award!

w_over_w's tag: Getting my teenager out of bed is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree.

[dixiechick2000]

Wow! I made it twice!

Thank you...Thank you! ;o)

*pressure*

[Chad Fairbanks]

Ah-Ha! I knew it!

[Cathryn Crawford]

Ah-Ha! I knew it!,/i>

A few irritable posts, and everyone knows it. :-D

[snippy_about_it]

Congratulations to both of you.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Are you catching up yet? ;0)

[Cathryn Crawford]

And a few posts like that, and everone knows I'm half-asleep...

[glock rocks]

tagline... tagline... oh sheesh...

now now... do I have to think ... AGAIN ???

hmmm. what's um, er, clever, or poignant...

poignant means (according to Dick Smothers) pregnant with feeling ... um...

AAAAaaaggghh please please tell me I haven't become a liberal... or a liberian... or a librarian. ... oh no oh no, what... what have I done???

[NordP]

Wow - that's two lists I've made. Thanks!!!

Okay, you're going to think this one is boring, but it's TRUE!

[Eala]

Ping -- at least two of us from The Puget Sound Chapter of Free Republic[tm] made it (from deep within the heart of enemy territory)...

[Alberta's Child]

You made this list twice? LOL!!

[Chad Fairbanks]

from deep within the heart of enemy territory

Which might explain my machete lodged in someone's skull ;0)

[clintonh8r]

just waiting for my new one to come in.....

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

No.

[Alberta's Child]

Wait a minute -- that's three times your name is on this list!

[upchuck]

Wow Jiggie, the third time I've made this list.

Extra bucks to you, check my curent tagline :)

[Chad Fairbanks]

"Turn that frown... upside down!"

[gitmo]

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